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the penguins of madagascar

Les Pingouins de Madagascar

skipper

kowalski

rico

private

king

julien

mort

maurice

marlene

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 2- Preparation

posted by Katie_Kat200

I already had this typed up, I just held it until later because I like to torture toi guys >XD Anyway, salut look, she wrote another chapter! I wonder how this is gonna go? Probably terrible for her DX. I'm not gonna bother with OC's anymore. I'm just gonna go with what I have now. Lilly's awesome, and I have Marlene because she's awesome and understanding about... feelings... I think. Anyway! YES! As I have a dit before Marlene will be in the fan-fic, but I can garuntee there will be no Skilene. Hopefully, Marlene will find someone... Lets just get on with the story :D

Skipper’s head was...

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Gender Switch (Chapter 1:The Star-O-Tron 2000)

posted by AgentJazzy00

This is my first fanfic sooo quoting Thumper's mom from Bambi "If toi don't have anything nice to say,don't say anything at all." XD
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It was a normal morning at the HQ;Skipper drinking poisson coffee,Rico looking at "Kaboom Weekly" Magazine,Kowalski working on his latest invention,Private watching "Lunicorn"and Jazzy was drawing.
It was also a normal afternoon;training,saving,yelling at Ringtail for blasting his boombox.It twas night when things became abnormal.Kowalski finished his invention,the Star-O-Tron 2000...

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The Blood Night Chapter 5: Beyond

posted by 67Dodge

The forest seemed to go on for hours on end, all the sounds of birds and insects were replaced par the sounds of demonic laughter, growls, roars, and yelping. "Skippah, it's so scary here, who knows what'll pop out next?" asked Private. "At least we got some idea of what we're up against. Dr. Murdoch must be a sadistic man," a dit Kowalski. "Or he could be a demonic monster himself, sitting in a cell waiting to eat and devour us," a dit Skipper. "Wait, what did that Digger guy say again? Find the woman with the mirrors?" asked Marlene. "Yes, but there is no women in this forest except for you...

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Harry potter meet PoM part 7

posted by alex356

Me:hagrid mayfol call me and hermimeo
Hagrid:what
Me:mudblood
Hagrid:*gasp* no he didn't
Me:yes
Harry:what's a mudblood
Hagrid:it's someone toi who's parents is it a wizard
Me:well I am pure blooded
Harry:how?
Me:mom and dad
Hagrid:she right Lilly and James potter were wizards and ce to HogWarts
Ron:well what *throws up a slug*
Me:ewwwwww
Hermimeo:my parents aren't wizards
Me:it's alright
At the griffndory house
Me:well what we now is that someone open the chamber
Skipper:the chamber?
Harry:we can go see the chamber in the old girl's bathroom
Me:right but what about moaning myrtle
Ron:right she pretty scarder
Skipper: hello but-
Herminoe:oh don't be a chicken
Skipper:HEY WHAT'S THE CHAMBER
Me:oh sorry the chamber is where something keeps coming from there we don't know what it is ou who open it

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The Hidden (Chapter I - The Rendezvous)

posted by LifelessPenguin

MANY SAY THAT THE HIDDEN WILL BE REVEALED SOMEDAY. Enough for that. Just a reminder on what will happen in the middle of the story.

The name's Private. Has three plus manchot, pingouin Friends named Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico. I'm nice, energetic, cuddly, and friendly. I have a British accent. Let us just say there is something hidden.

The sky gods granted Julien's wish of letting snow flakes fall out of the sky on the 21st jour of May. This is the first time in American history that it snowed on May 21. Kids had a field trip in the Central Park Zoo. It was a fine jour today.

Alarm bells rang. Sirens...

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Saw: manchot, pingouin style! Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly closed Rico's eyes, and sadly walked twoards Marlene. " So...what did he say?" Marlene asked. Lilly's voice trembled as she spoke. " H-he wanted me to tell Juliete he loves her. Let's just keep going okay." Then she led the way to their suivant game. Suprisingly, Marlene and Lilly walked into a super bright room with light grey wallpaper. " I wonder who's in here......." Marlene said, poking her head out from behind Lilly's back. In the overwhealming light, Marlene was able to find a large, black tape recorder. " Wait! This is Skipper's!" She realized. Lilly's cœur, coeur sank in her chest. (This...

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Psycho: Chapter 11

posted by 67Dodge

'You alright Lily?' asked Skipper. The whole even took them par storm. 'I'm fine, okay? Don't freak out Skipper,' reassured Lily. 'Any insight as to why Private killed all those girls?' asked Skipper. 'Yes and no apparently,' a dit the Psychiatrist. 'What do toi mean par 'yes and no'?! There's only one answer to everything!!' yelled Skipper. 'Uh uh Skipper, that's where you're wrong, toi see, Private's mother is quite alive oh yes,' replied the Psychiatrist. 'But she's dead!! I even saw her mummified corpse in-' was all Lily could say before being interupted. 'Wrong again!! She's alive in Private's...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 1: Rejection

posted by jackandjill2

If toi know me well, toi will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the gothique classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a Youtube link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, toi should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...

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New Hero Chapter 1

posted by SkipperXLisa

The footsteps of webbed feet got louder as Blowhole's enemy walked

right into the trap he had laid for him. Suddenly, a black-and-white animal

flashed across the clearing. Skipper came to a stop up against the smooth

gray wall. He then stealthily slid to a small door at the end of the corner in

the desolate

room. Once he got the entry to the suivant area, he cautiously brought his

flipper to the knob. Once he was almost touching it, he quickly grabbed it.

He then turned key to revealing a new territory. Once the wooden portal

was wide open, his foe stepped into range of his trick. The penguin's eyes

widened...

What toi don't know won't hurt you-Part 5: THE CONCLUSION!

posted by skipperfan5431

All Marlene could do was watch helplessly linto Lilly's angry blue eyes as she was being choked. She could hear the guys banging on the enterance to the HQ, trying to get to Marlene before their teammate mangled her. Then, Lilly did what she had wanted to do the whole time. She gave Marlene a BIG hug! (Don't worry toi Marlene fans, she's still alive. *for NOW....*) "Huh!?" Marlene asked , releasing the air that had built up inside her lungs. " Come on! I wasn't gonna kill you! I just wanted toi to tell me who toi liked." a dit Lilly with a smile. " I didn't want to hurt you. I thought the only...

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Chapter Three Of Seven Abominations

posted by JediPenguin16

Seven Abominations

Here's the rundown:

One-Oldest, black feathers and white belly, beak, loutre ears, bird feet, paws, loutre tail, Male, blue-eyes.

Two-Female, black fourrure with white foot, beak, loutre ears, loutre tail, flippers, bird feet, Female, blue eyes. Closest to One.

Three- Brown fur, gray feathery belly and face, brown eyes, no tail, paws, manchot, pingouin beak. loutre ears.

Two Fours. Four #1- Completely covered in white fur, brown eyes, loutre face and tail, flippers, loutre ears, bird feet. Female.

Four #2-Missing. Male.

Five-black, with unique white markings close to otter, brown eyes,paws, manchot, pingouin feet....

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Skiper's Sick Nurses chapter 4

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER 4: King Julien’s fruit Salad
Marlene was just about to serve dîner for Skipper when they both heard a loud voice coming out from upstairs. They saw all sorts of fruits: bananas, coconuts, pineapples and pears, falling down on the ground one after another.
Skipper didn’t have to wait for King Julien to appear, he already knew who was the cause of all the commotion.
“Ringtail!” he cried, pressing his flipper to his aching forehead. “What is it this time?! Throwing fruits all over our HQ? What has got into you? Seriously, Marlene, that monkey is going crazier par each day!”
“He-heeeh!...

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The Unforgiven Trilogy, Act III

posted by beastialmoon

Sorry it took so long to upload! I had MAJOR writers block on this one!

Elijah drifted on, unaware of his surroundings for days. The humans fed him on a regular basis, so he didn’t starve. But he didn’t know what he was doing. What did the humans want with him? He met another penguin. Two, actually. A male and a Female. They were both very friendly. The female seemed to get attached to him. The male had all these fanatical ideas about where they were going.

How could he know
This new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?

Set sail to sea
But pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure...

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She's Got toi High - Part 4: Frustration

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: This one's slow, but the suivant one shall be interesting.

"And then she stuffed the device back under her pillow!" Skipper, Private, and Rico watched Kowalski in awe as he resites last night's experience. Nameless and Camille left for a stroll around the zoo about an heure ago.

Skipper, though satisfied with plus proof supporting the case of Nameless being a spy, seemed a bit skeptical.
"You're sure of what toi saw, Kowalski?"

"104% positive!"

"Okay, lets see." Skipper waddled over to Nameless's bunk. He picked up the pillow. There was nothing there. Skipper turned back to Kowalski, his eyes narrowed....

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The Lost Items-Chapter Two: Wrench, screw driver. fainting..

posted by SJ_waddles

"I need a screw driver..." Kowalski a dit annoyed.

"That won't fix it, you'll confiture it more." Skipper a dit "How about toi unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."

Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.

Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.

"Good morning Private" Skipper said.

Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought...

I Work Alone (17. Maverick)

posted by Aquade

Note: This chapter is not in Nathan's PoV. Read on and you'll see why.

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It had been a week since the mission with X. Private woke up first, much to his surprise. Stretching, he yawned and jumped down from his bed. As he looked around, Private felt as if something was missing. He looked around again and soon discovered what. "Everybody wake up! Nathan's gone!"

Wide awake, the other penguins flipped out of their bunks. "What?" asked Skipper.

Wordlessly, Private pointed to the empty bunk. Kowalski waddled over to it. He spied a note on the lit and picked it up. "He left a note."

"What does...

I Work Alone (13. Relieving the Past)

posted by Aquade

"Does anyone besides me feel an odd sense of déjà vu?" asked Kowalski.

"I do," a dit Skipper.

Rico nodded vigorously. "Uh huh!"

"Just a little," noted Private.

"I take it you've all been here before," I said. "Turn left!"

Skipper turned left just in time. The rest of us followed. "Thanks for trusting me," I said.

"Instinct," replied Skipper. "Years of military ordering programmed me to obey a direct order on the first thought."

"Really?" a dit Kowalski.

Skipper glanced back at him. "Don't even try it, ou I'll give toi maintenance duty for a month."

He turned my gaze to me. "May I ask why toi chose left?"...

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Skipper is Sick

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Gone With the Wind (Skilene - style!)

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Source: MEEE

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The Penguins Of Madagascar fond d’écran

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