Derp Kowalski! XD

Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the cacahuète, arachide butte--
Wait! Where's the cacahuète, arachide beurre winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! toi have cacahuète, arachide beurre on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would toi believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the cacahuète, arachide beurre winkie...

Ch. 3
"What did toi do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't toi ask him yourself," the dauphin chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are toi doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants toi to think," Skipper a dit in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my lit and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the escargot approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced par Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and par King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one suivant to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

salut All! :D

Heres a rabdom though I had one day,I wanted to know what the names of Skipper,Kowalski,Rico,Private,Julien,Maurice and Marlene meant! :D I hope toi like it. Enjoy! :D
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Skipper:

S is for Scary

K is for Kinky

I is for Important

P is for Passionate

P is for Pure

E is for Exuberant

R is for Romantic

-- There are 7 letters in your name.
Those 7 letters total to 40
There are 2 vowels and 5 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:English Male Captain.


Your number is: 4

The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service,...

-Ah, Skipper, I am really sorry.-Private tried to calm down Skipper.
-Too- a dit Rico.
-Thank you, young Private. I just thought Marlene was not going to choose Julien.
-Skipper,just think: if toi were invited for a girl and than for another girl, would toi say that another girl invited toi for the first one?
-You are right, Private. Why does it hurt me so much?-Look, guys, if we don't go now, maybe we don't get it. Come on.
-You are going to find a girl , Skipper, then toi invite her and maybe fall in l’amour with her and toi and Marlene will be Happy forever.
-Private!
-Won't toi like this?
-I am not...