Me: Hello, Skipper. I’m Livi and I will be interviewing toi today.
Skipper: How do toi know my name? It is haut, retour au début secret and classified! Are toi spying on me?
Me: Yes, I’m spying on you. In fact everyone is.
Skipper: Chimey changa! Do I have my own T.V. montrer ou something?
Me: Yes, toi do. Why don’t we start the interview questions.
Skipper: Okay…
Me: First question, how old are you?
Skipper: Young enough to do this! *kicks me in the face*
Me: Ow! That hurt!
Skipper: It’s suppose to.
Me: Is my nose bleeding or-
Skipper: suivant question.
Me: Okay, um, everybody wants to know, who are Manfridi and Johnson?...
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