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OMIGOSH PRIVATE!!!!

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Source: l’amour Hurts

Omglolwtf! XD

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Les Pingouins de Madagascar

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Colonelpenguin OMG WTF private make a fool of your self

Bluepenguin @Lzk94pom: It was already posted, but here anyways XD: http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/penguins-218b-love-hurts-full-episode.html?xid=googlevideo-penguins-218b-love-hurts-full-episode It. Is. EPIC!!!!

chaos-ice Private you scared me

Lzk94pzpom lol thanks :D *hugs tightly*

Bluepenguin ^No problem! xD I love this ep, it's now one of my favorites! :D

Icicle1penguin Oh my golly, THAT IS NOT CUTE! But it looks funny! :D

Death-Hammer O_O...he stole Rico's personality.

iLikeKowalski Holy crud cakes!

SPKR689 OGABOGGABOOGA! :D

Penguinangel Good golly wolly! Private has da rabies!!! D:

GIVMEKINGJULIEN HE ARTICHOKED A UKUKLELE HAMPSTER!!!

KJBiggestFan O_O wow Private XD

DorisTheDolphin WTF Private! XD

eugb LOL!

MsKowalski99 @BluePenguin LOL! :) This is Really Funny!

Icicle1penguin OMG! THAT. IS. EPIC. LY. FUNNY!

Spi_Kat_Penguin O_O I thought he was the cute one!!! Not the rabied one!!

JediPenguin16 *dies laughing*

yokaisummoner ZOMBIE! rotf!

SandMCLASSIFIED hahahahahaaaaaa lol i lved this episode! i wish marlene wouldve been in more of it...but thres alweays mre new episodes right?

urumica LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! XD

Kowalski355 * looks at pic* WHAT THE!! omg.....

Private1sCut3 I can't stop laughing! xD HAHAHA! No wonder Nurse Shauna ran for her life. But your not fooling me, Private. I would still hug you! ^^ and you can try to make scary faces at me, but I'm staying. x3

TheRatKing1 does anyone see something wrong with this pic? LOL HiLAIROUS!!!!!

peacebaby7 AVIAN!!!! INSANITY!!!! XD

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

posted by RustyandJuneP

Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: salut Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny montrer it's The Late Late montrer with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do toi Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: salut Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can toi Do Something For me?
*The suivant Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having toi Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently toi Are.
*The End!*

Gender Switch (Chapter 3: Introductions)

posted by AgentJazzy00

So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a caisse to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the caisse down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...

Stop the Hating

posted by Penguinangel

Okay, this has been going on for a while now, and with PoM recently losing at the KCA's to Spongebob, it seems like a fresh new wave of hate's spreading over the site. I have to know, why does everyone hate Spongebob so much? It really bugs me, because I know how it feels to have people flaming our spot, and I can guess how it would feel to have people talking about PoM so regularly as a horrible montrer that they hate. In fact, I think some of us see now exactly how it feels.

Yes, he won the KCA. Yes, if it weren't for Spongebob and his millions of fans we would most likely have that blimp. But...

Chemicals React - A aléatoire Poem

posted by Lt_Kowalski

My FIRST ever poem on this site. Please enjoy.. =)

In my lab.... All is quiet..
Not a single sound but the matters of my own thoughts running through my very cerebrum...
My cœur, coeur pounds with every deep breathe I create...

My very feathers feel a slight chill...Coolness...
The light from the vials laid upon my table, tableau seem to gleam with a ghostly glow and my eyes, filled with that of Ice Blue irises seem to shimmer with heat..

Chemicals react....react inside my very soul..
The very soul which I was born with...

Chemicals react and all emotions are rolled into one...

Chemicals react when I fulfill the...

Ester: Part 1

posted by Bluepenguin

Written by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Alice: Ugh, this caisse smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski:...

Marlene's Choice Part 1

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A château near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King loutre continues to chercher for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years il y a one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

Marski-Secrets Part 1

posted by butterfly_song

love is forbidden bitterness...

Meh. I feel like écriture one. Don't hurt me!(This is an odd human animé version which please don't judge me. I was bored...Also. I tweaked a few things. You'll notice (^^) enjoy I guess (´ﾍ｀；)PS: I don't know what really anyone does in America. Since I live in Japon (´д｀))
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"KOWALSKI!" Skipper busted into Kowalski's room. where Kowalski slept. Skipper ran over and slapped him upside the head. but it was a just a projector.
"Crap! Where is he?"
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"I had an er," Kowalski walked along side of Marlene "an extatic time with you... It was..."...

A manchot, pingouin l’amour Story part 3

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma was laying in her bed, thinking. Skipper didn't montrer her one of the habitats. Why? She hopped out of lit and shook Skipper. "Skipper! Wake up!" Pluma hissed. Skipper shook his head and got up. "Wha-is there an enemy attacking?"

Pluma shook her head. "Can toi montrer me that one place toi didn't montrer me?" She asked. Skipper's eyes bulged. "THAT one?" He shook his head."Negative," Pluma frowned. "And why not?" Skipper looked unconformable. At last, he threw his flippers up in defeat. "Alright! I'll do it...."
Pluma smiled.

King Julien cracked his finger knuckles. Then his neck and legs. "Maurice,...

A manchot, pingouin l’amour Story part 2

posted by Shadowpenguin

"This is the loutre habitat, accueil to Marlene the otter," Skipper gestured to Marlene's place. "Nice slide," Pluma commented. Skipper rubbed is chin thoughtfully. "Yeah, toi could say that about-"
"Hey, Skipper! What's up?" Marlene hopped down from the enclosure wall. She was about to déplacer toward Skipper when she saw Pluma holding hands with him.

Marlene stared for a few moments. "Skipper? WHO. IS. THIS?" She asked through clenched teeth, holding down her anger. "This," Skipper gestured to Pluma, not seeming to notice Marlene's hostile glare. "is Pluma," Pluma waved and smiled. Marlene scowled...

Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases montrer ever!

posted by Metallica1147

Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases montrer ever!

Hello POM fans, now some of toi people know me, and some of toi don’t so let me induce myself. I’m Metallica1147, a big POM fan, and a huge Metallica fan J now I know that the Spongebob fans where supposed to write this since we won the fan fiction contest, but I don’t think they will so I deiced to make my own article of why this montrer is so great. After toi read this, if toi feel there was something I didn’t say in this article, and toi think its important feel free to put in a commentaire what it was.

Why...

Taken (chapter 1)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

k:kowalski r:rico s:skipper m:marlene

K: Yo, Rico, our montrer is about to come on!
R: Oky Doky!
( 10 minuites later)
K: Come on, what is taking so dang long?
R: Shut up, I comin!
K: Ok, but toi beter hery up, ou I will eat all the popcorn!
R: POPCORN!( he ran to Kowalski)
K: About time!
R: Shush!
( 2 minuties later)
K: Wait a sec, weres Skipper and Private?
R: Shh!
K: Well escuse me, I will find out my self!
R: Shhhh!
K: Rico, sometimes toi can be very rude when it comes to your shows!
R: Nuh uh!
K: yes toi do, toi always....
S: Whats going on in here?
K: Nothing, Skipper.
S: Oh, ok... ooo popcorn!
K: Well, weres...

Phantom of the Opera Part 12

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Skipper reluctantly climbed up the ladder, staring at the other two jealously (they had fallen asleep before he had even gotten to the haut, retour au début of the ladder). He was so distracted par making nasty faces at them that he nearly slipped and fell off. After he regained his balance, he decided it was best to concentrate on climbing.

He popped out of the hole and into the manchot, pingouin habitat, and immediately shivered. It was a very cold night and even though he was a penguin, he seemed to have little tolerance for the cold, presumably because he had been born and raised in warmer temperatures (see ‘Tagged’...

A doll can't love: Chapter 3

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 3

“Unacceptable.” Skipper’s firm words crawled around the habitat like a monster searching for their deepest secrets. Skipper flippers where crossed over his chest and a scowl on his face, pointing towards Rico.

Rico sat with a deep frown on his face, his head lowered and his feet dangling while he sat on haut, retour au début of the concrete block. Skipper’s shadow seemed to tower over his own body, and made him feel quite small, compared to his leader, even if it was the other way around.

“But, Skippa. What did Rico do? He was just painting with Marlene, is all.” Private began defending...

Phantom of the Opera Chapter 10

posted by KowalskiTheLich

‘AUDITIONS TONIGHT’ read a big sign positioned over the fontaine in the zoo plaza. A crude table, tableau had been positioned in front of the fountain, at which sat Mason and Phil. Large piles of papers were stacked all over the table, tableau and a huge line was assembled in front of it. Every few seconds, one of the animaux in the line would hand one of the chimps a piece of paper, which they would promptly glance at and stack on haut, retour au début of one of their piles. Then the animal would go up onto the side of the fontaine and sing a song of their choice from The Barber of Seville for the judges, the chimps and...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 8)

posted by knocktimerico

Kowalski slowly opened his eyes, blinking twice to bring his vision into focus. He let a yawn escape from his mouth, stretching as he did so. Something didn’t feel right to Kowalski this morning, like something was missing.

Finally it hit him; he had not been woken up par Skipper’s demanding voice this morning. He slipped out of lit and quickly turned around to see if Skipper had ever made it back to the HQ last night. Unsurprisingly to Kowalski he found Skipper’s bunk empty. A small grin found its way to Kowalski’s face; he knew exactly where Skipper was.

But that wasn’t important right...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 2)

posted by knocktimerico

images and Words

Marlene entered her habitat, laughing to herself. She knew, without a doubt, that her little statement was methodically eating away a Skipper. It was nice to know that she could get into his head that easily, it made her feel like she had control of him.

She stood in the middle of her accueil and looked around, trying to figure out what to do. Suddenly a thought lodged itself into Marlene’s mind. She hadn’t painted anything new in almost 3 months.

Marlene quickly snatched her paints and basically ran over to her easel. She sat down in front of it, placed the paint on the table...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.1)

posted by rico911910

Last night the four penguins went to sleep at eze, but when the suivant jour came Rico, Kowalski, and Priviate was all weaken up par somthing sounding very disterbing. Like somone being chocked par somthing.
"Were is that nose coming from?" Kowalski asked.
"I don't know. Rico do toi have any idea?" Priviate asked after.
"Uhu" a dit Rico.
"What about toi Skipper?" Priviat asked in curiosity. There was no answer. "Skipper?" There
was no answer agien. Than the three penguins started to get worried. When Priviate asked one plus time and heard no answere they begian to panick. They jumped out of there...

Spook Spont (part 1)

posted by rico911910

S=Sipper,K=kowalski,P=priviate,R=Rico,M=Marlene,KJ=King Julian,Mt=Mort,Mr=Mories
Holloween jour Special
(holloween jour every one is sleeping untuil...)Krash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(every one in holl inter zoo wacks up)
S:What in the name of gonies nonchucks was that?!
K:it sounded like a car crash.
S:Lets go check it out men.(they go outside and they saw nothing)
P:Hu? Thats odd? theres nothing out here.
M:Hay guys!(all four penguins jump)
S:Marlene! Do toi always have to do that?!
M:Sarry guys,but did toi here that loud nose this morning?
S:Yes in marder of fact we did and were going to find...

Penguins of Madagascar play Part 3

posted by 18wanda

So after some mild searching the penguins were booked. Skipper got a job as fry cook at Mickey D’s, Kowalski was a substitute teacher, Rico was on highway construction, and Private was booked taking the assembly line for packaging strawberries. First we will start with how Skipper is doing as a fry cook at Mickey’s.
Skipper: Flipping burgers. No problem. (flips some patties. Suddenly the grill bursts into flames. Skipper: We got a burning grill! Retreat, retreat! (Dives to the floor)
Manager Maurice comes in and sees patties as hard as rocks. Maurice: Look what you’ve done. toi have fifty...

Kowalski Eating Snow Cone

added by PripperNKicoFan

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