Rico's Crazy face xD

The penguins arrived to their HQ. Outside it was dark and cold. They gently put Private in his bunk.
"Kowalski analysis" Skipper said.
"Private has got deep wounds but I think he'll be fine" Kowalski a dit looking at unconscious Private.
"Good"
"I'm working on a new experiment which can help him, but I and Rico have to go and find necessary parts"
Skipper nodded and the two penguins went out of the HQ.
"Private?"
Little manchot, pingouin opened his eyes when he heard his leader's voice.
"Are toi alright?" Skipper asked.
"Yes, thanks for asking… what about Katherine?"
"I don't know"
Private tried to sit, but he...

The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private a dit anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....

As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through par the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, ou at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...

Killer turned around nervously.
Ki: "Uh, Skipper .... what are toi doing awake?"
S: "You weren't leaving, were you?"
Ki: "No, I was ..... just going for a walk."
S: "Come on, if toi planning on coming back for Private, toi would tell him toi were going to fake your death. That's right, Killer, I know what's off about you. toi must be so messed up to walk out on him. I've got news for you. You're never going to find a better kid."
Ki: "I know, I know, I'm just afraid of what might happen. I mean, if the hunters return and .... what if I mess up again."
S: "You leave and you're messing up majorly....

Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of nourriture taunted him as he vélomoteur, cyclomoteur in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.


Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...

Skipper jumped to his feet and kicked the shadowy manchot, pingouin in front of him.
S: "Stay back!"
K: "Skipper, calm down! It's me."
S: "Kowalski? Who's she?"
N: "I'm Nicole, and toi are Skipper?"
K: "Afirmitive,"
N: "Kowalski's told me a lot about toi Private, and Rico."
S: "Oh, like what?"
N: "Only good things I assure you. Like your impecable leadership."
Skipper blushed and whispered to Kowalski.
S: "I like your new girlfriend."
K: "Girlfriend? No, we're just friends."
S: "Come on, Kowalski, I know toi better. toi have feelings for her, don't you."
N: "Guys, I'm right here."
K: "Sorry, Nicole. Skipper was being...

Skipper's point of view
A human whipped me to the ground. The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war the final time: "Now, that you're a soldier toi must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win ou don't come back at all." The human hoisted...

The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping Friends to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are toi awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and chercher for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on haut, retour au début of the island, he let out a unalarmed...

Night,at the zoo...
Private:Skipper,nothing seems to be bad
*Rico becomes scared*
Rico:Ouuuugh!!!
Skipper:Well,all right.I can just sleep with-
*Kowalski turns angry*
Kowalski:Cream!Cream!Cream!WE ALL GET IT!!!
Skipper:Kowalski,what's with you?!
Kowalski:NOTHING!JUST LET ME BE WITH WHO I l’amour FOR ONCE!!!
Skipper:Well,who are toi in l’amour with?!
Kowalksi:CREAM!CREAM!CREAM!
*Skipper turns red*
Skipper:Forget this!Let's sleep!
The suivant day...
Cream:Hey,hon!*kisses Skipper*
*Skipper kisses Cream as soon as Kowalski comes*
Kowalski:Uggh!
Skipper:Cream,I l’amour you!
Cream:I l’amour you,too!
*Cream leaves the HQ*
Kowalski:Skipper!I...

The suivant morning, Skipper trudged over to the coffee machine and poured a cup into his mug with a yawn.

“Couldn’t sleep, Skipper,” Kowalski a dit coming to his side with a flipper-full of fish.

“Not really,” Skipper replied taking a poisson and stirring it in his coffee.

“That so?” Kowalski a dit with an underlying smile.

Skipper looked at him. “You know I turned in late,” he a dit insistently.

“Yet you’ve gotten through the jour on less, before,” Kowalski pointed out before swallowing a fish.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Two minutes to finish breakfast and then I want everyone topside,”...

What's up fellow Fanguins?!

I found this on Google and thought it was pretty cool so I decided to share it with you.

The rules are simple all toi have to do is watch Penguins of Madagascar ( it doesn't have to be every episode) with the desired drink of your choice. Weather it be orange juice, pomme juice, Tea, Pepsi it really doesn't matter.

Enjoy and have fun.


Drink:

. whenever one of Kowalski's inventions goes horribly wrong

. every time Julien says Booty

. Whenever Skipper's Paranoia kicks in

. Every time Rico says Kaboom ou references explosives

. Every time Julien messes something up

. Every...