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Thats 5 minutes of our lives were never ganna get back

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BigTPOMFan and chonny like this

Reilly06 WHOA! Calm down Rhonda!

Penguinangel @Rhonda- O_O

JediPenguin16 Lolz SKippers face.

Kowalskirocks77 Kowalski: At least not until I get my time macheine fully functioning.

JediPenguin16 XD Nice one!

scifiguy1999 What did Rhonda say, she got deleted.

Kowalskirocks77 @Jedi He really said that!!

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (2) Breaking the Ice

posted by peacebaby7

She woke slowly, she realized she was somewhere inside, she couldn’t feel the cold winter crisp on her cheeks. It was warmer here. At least she was warm until ice cold water landed in her face. She shook her head and spat out water, then realized she was tied to a chair. When her vision cleared, she saw Skipper standing there, pointing a water gun at her, a bucket full of ice water a few feet away. He spoke with fierce anger to his voice. “Where are my men?”

“Like I’d tell you.” She replied with a straight face, she had a thick British...

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The Black Death Chapter 9: The Dawning of Depression

posted by legendary7

For the suivant nine days, Skipper wasn't himself. All day, every day, he mobed in the rocking chair. He would stare out the window. Sometimes he'd watch the sky. Others he would groggily daze out at the woods, ou fix his eyes on the tame flow of the lake.
The once great leader would find himself waking up those days after noon. Losing one of his men, was practically losing, not a battle, but a war. Very surge of confidence from his body had seemed to be demolished.
It had come to the point where Rico and Private went to do things without him.They begged Skipper to get and do something, but it...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (2) Running Away

posted by peacebaby7

June 27, 2004
1352 Hours

Amanda was in her bathroom in her and her husband’s Londres apartment. She was pacing back and forth. She was nervous, not knowing what to expect. She looked at her watch again. The 15 minutes were up. She picked it up and examined it. She beamed and began crying tears of joy. She couldn’t wait to tell Hans. He was stationed in Denmark at the moment but was scheduled to be back tomorrow afternoon.

1824 Hours

Amanda was in the living area of her 5th floor apartment reading. She heard the light pattering of rain outside,...

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A POM Conversation

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope toi enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a fruit smoothie with mangoes, grapes, um... grenade and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well suivant time toi will be making yourself plus clear! I was looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are toi a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: toi can.

Kowalski: Yay! I l’amour lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then toi can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

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Madagascar Epilogue: Part 8

posted by peacebaby7

The suivant Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, a dit to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 7

posted by peacebaby7

Note to reader: I decided to start doing my articles in plus of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my précédant articles know me to do my articles that way. Anyway, please enjoy the suivant chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 5

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no toi didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did toi bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave toi in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! toi four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need ou want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...

Crossroads: Part 9

posted by Skiparah

I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If toi want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch toi suffer?" He lifted the whip...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien a dit that toi can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do toi think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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Crossroads: Part 4

posted by Skiparah

The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five minutes the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the cabriolet, gig would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want toi to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded par humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will toi be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 21

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do toi feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do toi remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do toi mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, toi have me toi one-eyed freak. So what do toi want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift toi want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 16

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first an hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, étoile, star charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of l’espace stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean toi no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! montrer yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. toi have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from toi it doesn't mean toi should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing poisson soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets suivant to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. toi need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. toi can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know toi will take good care of our son ou daughter. Why don't toi get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help toi during migration. That's about the only...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, toi wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It a dit a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

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manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! toi TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! toi ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that rose play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh toi wanna dance, prom...