Writen by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431
Waiting, expecting the change from brainiac to risky bad boy.
It was 1:00 A.M., Kowalski heard the secondes ticking by, expecting some sort of sudden change to occur to him. He sat there with the dazzling moonlight shining in through the window, endlessly hoping that his potion would work its magic.
*Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.*
Kowalski: *Sigh* I should've expected it would never work.
Gloomy and discouraged, Kowalski sauntered out of his lab and found everyone sound asleep. He went to his bunk, but not before enviously glaring at Rico, wishing to be what Ester wanted, like Rico was. Kowalski pulled the blanket over himself, shut his eyelids and dozed off.
11:00 A.M.
Skipper: Kowalski.... Kowalski...
Kowalski couldn't even here Skipper's loudening tone, not with his own snoring blocking the sound. Private watched Kowalski curiously, although Rico had already been dragged off par Ester. Again.
Skipper: KOWALSKI!
Kowalski: Gah!
Kowalski wakes up, hitting his head on the concrete above, and falling out of his cozy bunk.
Skipper: Kowalski! toi missed breakfast, but you're just in time for training.
He stood up, dusted himself off, and glowered at Skipper.
Kowalski: Oh, so I don't get any time to sleep, and toi didn't even save me some fish?!
Kowalski came face to face with Skipper.
Kowalski: I'm going to break toi like a twig, toi little waste of a flightless bird, if toi don't get me some snapper, vivaneau for breakfast!
Skipper raises a fist.
Skipper: Oh toi just crossed the line toi little-
Private: Stop!!!!
Private interjects between the battle, like a bunny trying to stop a mad dog fight.
Private: Calm it, both of you! Kowalski, why are toi jouer la comédie so.... so disobedient?
Kowalski crosses his arms and frowns down at Private.
Kowalski: If toi must know, I did a little experiment when I was still a useless nerd to be plus bad than Rico. What of it?
Skipper's eyes widen as he realizes how hazardous this situation could get, with two bad boys in the same HQ. He shoves the new Kowalski into a closet and locks the door shut, still staggered par the thought of him doing such a thing.
Kowalski: *From behind the door* toi better get me out of here in 10 seconds, toi annoying little pests!
Private: Skipper, why did toi lock Kowalski in the closet?
Skipper: Private this is a very dangerous situation. Listen closely, I knew Kowalski would crack do something insane like this eventually, but I never thought so soon. Whatever potion ou doohickey he created in that lab, I need toi to find an antidote ou it as fast as toi can.
Private: Why?
Skipper: Why?! That's what Manfriedi and Johnson said, when we went to Tahiti and they decided to listen to that gypsy lady! They never had a chance to disagree to the enchantment before they started tearing each other apart!
Private: Oh, that doesn't sound very good!
Skipper: Exactly, and so that's why toi have to go and ge-
*KABOOOOOOOOOM!*
The explosion sends Skipper and Private soaring towards the far wall, and cinders and debris rain down upon the lightheaded penguins. After a couple secondes a triumphant "FREEDOM!" is heard above ground, and the sounds of tires spinning right after.
Skipper's thoughts return, and he pulls Private up with him.
Skipper: The chase has now begun, Kowalski!
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431
Waiting, expecting the change from brainiac to risky bad boy.
It was 1:00 A.M., Kowalski heard the secondes ticking by, expecting some sort of sudden change to occur to him. He sat there with the dazzling moonlight shining in through the window, endlessly hoping that his potion would work its magic.
*Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.*
Kowalski: *Sigh* I should've expected it would never work.
Gloomy and discouraged, Kowalski sauntered out of his lab and found everyone sound asleep. He went to his bunk, but not before enviously glaring at Rico, wishing to be what Ester wanted, like Rico was. Kowalski pulled the blanket over himself, shut his eyelids and dozed off.
11:00 A.M.
Skipper: Kowalski.... Kowalski...
Kowalski couldn't even here Skipper's loudening tone, not with his own snoring blocking the sound. Private watched Kowalski curiously, although Rico had already been dragged off par Ester. Again.
Skipper: KOWALSKI!
Kowalski: Gah!
Kowalski wakes up, hitting his head on the concrete above, and falling out of his cozy bunk.
Skipper: Kowalski! toi missed breakfast, but you're just in time for training.
He stood up, dusted himself off, and glowered at Skipper.
Kowalski: Oh, so I don't get any time to sleep, and toi didn't even save me some fish?!
Kowalski came face to face with Skipper.
Kowalski: I'm going to break toi like a twig, toi little waste of a flightless bird, if toi don't get me some snapper, vivaneau for breakfast!
Skipper raises a fist.
Skipper: Oh toi just crossed the line toi little-
Private: Stop!!!!
Private interjects between the battle, like a bunny trying to stop a mad dog fight.
Private: Calm it, both of you! Kowalski, why are toi jouer la comédie so.... so disobedient?
Kowalski crosses his arms and frowns down at Private.
Kowalski: If toi must know, I did a little experiment when I was still a useless nerd to be plus bad than Rico. What of it?
Skipper's eyes widen as he realizes how hazardous this situation could get, with two bad boys in the same HQ. He shoves the new Kowalski into a closet and locks the door shut, still staggered par the thought of him doing such a thing.
Kowalski: *From behind the door* toi better get me out of here in 10 seconds, toi annoying little pests!
Private: Skipper, why did toi lock Kowalski in the closet?
Skipper: Private this is a very dangerous situation. Listen closely, I knew Kowalski would crack do something insane like this eventually, but I never thought so soon. Whatever potion ou doohickey he created in that lab, I need toi to find an antidote ou it as fast as toi can.
Private: Why?
Skipper: Why?! That's what Manfriedi and Johnson said, when we went to Tahiti and they decided to listen to that gypsy lady! They never had a chance to disagree to the enchantment before they started tearing each other apart!
Private: Oh, that doesn't sound very good!
Skipper: Exactly, and so that's why toi have to go and ge-
*KABOOOOOOOOOM!*
The explosion sends Skipper and Private soaring towards the far wall, and cinders and debris rain down upon the lightheaded penguins. After a couple secondes a triumphant "FREEDOM!" is heard above ground, and the sounds of tires spinning right after.
Skipper's thoughts return, and he pulls Private up with him.
Skipper: The chase has now begun, Kowalski!
salut have toi noticed the big piece of stone in central park? the one where crazy Marlene took Julian? the place where
the Lost treasure of the golden squril had something to do with it? have toi ever wondered what it was?
well that, is an obelisk.
ancient Egyptians built it thousands of years ago, and it still survives today. they crated 3, and one, known as cleopatras needle, is located in london, another in paris, and one in new york, central park.
it is covered in hieroglyphics, carved par the most skilled scribes. artisans(crafts people) chipped it piece par piece it to perfection, and they stand almost 68 feet high. theese are magnificent monuments, and i was suprized to see one in the penguins of Madagascar.
well i hope toi enjoyed your hisory lesson! :3
the Lost treasure of the golden squril had something to do with it? have toi ever wondered what it was?
well that, is an obelisk.
ancient Egyptians built it thousands of years ago, and it still survives today. they crated 3, and one, known as cleopatras needle, is located in london, another in paris, and one in new york, central park.
it is covered in hieroglyphics, carved par the most skilled scribes. artisans(crafts people) chipped it piece par piece it to perfection, and they stand almost 68 feet high. theese are magnificent monuments, and i was suprized to see one in the penguins of Madagascar.
well i hope toi enjoyed your hisory lesson! :3