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posted by 67Dodge
The woods were so remote that Kowalski had trouble looking for any body of water, the only paths there were so thin that he had to walk sideways, and Skipper, being so fat, had to suck his breath in to fit between the foliage. 'We're getting nowhere with this!!! Why me? I could've stayed and tortured Private ou have a cup of coffee with him than end up with this mad scientist with little tracking experience!!' yelled Skipper, kicking a arbre stump but screaming then, he hopped around on one foot. 'Now Skipper, calm down, we all got only 4 hours of sleep, we're cranky, hungry, and exhausted, so just think plus positive alright?' a dit Kowalski calmly. 'Oh, like Private going: Ello!! I'm Private!! I'm a sissy prick who loves my mum even though she's a fucking murderer!!!' Skipper imitated Private so negatively. 'Shhhh!!! There's someone coming!!' whispered Kowalski. Then, to their surprise, it was a penguin, it headed toward the marsh, grabbing clothes in it's flippers and washing them in the water, the figure looked female. So it was their chance to attack. 'Get heeeer!!!!' yelled Skipper. They pinned her down, then quickly got off, realizing it's just a frail old penguin.
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She got up, wiped her flippers on her dress, and fixing her hair-like feathers, they were in a ponytail, poofed at the end, and slightly gray. 'Oh, ello!!! My, I haven't seen boys this young since the darned World wars,' she a dit calmly. 'Are toi Ms. Bates?' asked Kowalski. 'Weeeell, how do toi know my name? Are toi the nice gentleman that sent me messages?' asked Ms. Bates. 'Not exactly, but-' was all Kowalski could say before being interupted. 'Are toi the crazy cul, ass woman who killed my girl?!' asked Skipper so hoarsely. '.......Yes, but I have good reason to!! I'm not out to steal money ou anything from people, I was just protecting my sweet baby,' a dit Ms. Bates as if it were normal. 'You do realise toi must do time for that kind of stuff ma'am,' replied Kowalski. 'I know, I'm really ashamed in myself, I'm sorry boys,' a dit Ms. Bates. 'What were toi even protecting him from?' asked Skipper. 'From the horrors of a broken heart, as a boy, Private had been bullied and beaten, girls constantly cheated on him and he was the trash in school, it broke my cœur, coeur like a brick hitting glass,' Ms. Bates had added with a tear, 'And I didn't want him to have another girl cheat him!! I couldn't take the chance, I just l’amour my little boy.' She then pulled her clothes from the marsh and walked off to a rope and hung the clothes. 'I'm sorry to hear that Ms. Bates, but laws are laws, we gotta arrest toi tomorow at least,' a dit Kowalski.
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'Alright then, I'll do my time, but I just want one last jour with my child, just tell him that I l’amour him, he needs to know that,' added Ms. Bates before heading to the large house, waving goodbye and shut the door. Obviously, something was cooking, they could smell poisson and crabe boiling. 'Well that was touching, all she wanted was to protect her kid, but I'm feeling guilty that we have to put her in jail,' sighed Kowalski. 'I'm glad that crazy chienne is headed to the jail!!' shouted Skipper. 'Skipper, people do stupid things because of how their life affected them, toi know, like take Blowhole for example, he's the evil dauphin that has evaded capture because of how terrible humans have treated him, but, nonetheless, we should stay on our toes in case she tries to do something stupid,' a dit Kowalski. 'Definetly, we gotta get out of this Psycho house, the woods come alive at noon, so we best get going,' suggested Skipper, they soon headed off to the motel, but not before having to endure the trek through the trees, plants, and wildlife in the wooded lands near the motel. Squeezing through trees and plants, they finally reached the Bates Motel, and quietly settled in.
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When they entered the lobby, they saw Private was talking to Lily, talking something about why not to smoke ou something of that nature. Personally, Kowalski didn't care, he found the nearest lighter on the coffee table, tableau of the lobby and lit up a cigarette, pulling his feet up onto the table, and smoked. 'Kowalski, put that nasty thing away!! It's blocking the scent of my English daffodils!!' yelled Private, covering his beak and tearing up as the amer scent blew to his nostrils. 'Alright I heard toi already!! Damn, I'm sorry, but I NEEDS the smoke!!' yelled Kowalski, reluctantly putting his cigarette in the ash tray. Lily walked up to the canapé and sat between Skipper and Kowalski. 'So how about I go get us some smoothies as a celebration for capturing the criminal? She must've been a nasty, cruel, witchy woman I guess?' asked Lily. 'Not really, she's actually nice, timid, and very loving of her son, so she killed Marlene in order to make Private not break his cœur, coeur again,' a dit Kowalski. That's when Private walked up and Skipper noticed that Private kept fidgeting ou scraping his feet on the carpet. 'What's troubling toi Private' asked Skipper. 'I'm not looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to my mum being put in jail, and I can't get this stuff off my mind, it's making it hard to cope,' a dit Private, sweating.
The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The suivant morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the table, tableau where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, toi aren’t...
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posted by knocktimerico
Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his favori poisson flavored coffee and lire his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.

Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of lit when Skipper spoke up.

“Well men,” Skipper a dit sternly as he placed the briefing on the table, tableau and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.

Skipper stood straight up and shot his flipper...
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The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
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it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think toi have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are toi ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the suivant hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks
Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 par 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did toi call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured par some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It...
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added by 27Kowalski
Source: Operation: Antarctica
Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: salut guys, have toi seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...
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added by Tressa-pom
Source: The Lost Treasure of the Golden écureuil
added by 27Kowalski
Source: "Herring Impaired" & "Friend-in-a-box".
added by B0XFISH
Source: me
I l’amour The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't plus people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? ou the 5th of May?
This montrer is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The plus I watch this show, the plus I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope toi all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
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“Cat Burglar”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4, Episode 1 (4X01)

Production Code: 401

Air date: ?

Previous: “The manchot, pingouin Who Loved Me” , Next: “I Spy”

Cat Burglar/Transcript

“Cat Burglar” Season 4, Episode 1, “The Penguins
of Madagascar”

Scene I: Archie’s Warehouse

(Archie is watching TV)

Archie: Ugh.. I’m bored! At least when I was The Archer, I was busy. I had motivation! I had my goals in mind.

(gets up and looks at himself in a mirror on the wall)

Archie: My real estate business is booming, but I'm bored with it.
And let's face it. I'm not getting any younger.

(a pause)...
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added by Rainbow_Cookie
Source: Me
“Really Together”
November 18, 2014


Skipper and Marlene smiled as they finished decorating the small Christmas arbre in her habitat. Once they’d finished wrapping thin garlands and LED lights around it and hanging tiny hand-made ornaments, they stood back and admired their work.

“Well,” Skipper said, taking her par the waist from the side, “I think it turned out pretty well.”

Marlene smiled and rested her paw on his chest. “I think so too. I had a good time decorating it with you.”

Skipper looked back to the tree. “You too, Marlene,” he replied. “Let’s turn off the lights...
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“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014


Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she a dit to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...
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“I Remember”
January 3, 2014


Note: I’ve typically been écriture notes at the end, but for this case, I must make an exception as to be clear to you, ou at least the ones who haven’t read my précédant works. I have been thinking about doing a sequel to one of my stories, but never did because I didn’t think I could make anything long and commendable out of it. But with this project, I received some inspiration and motivation to do so in a short story. So, this short is a little sequel to “Skipper’s Curse.” If toi haven’t read it before and plan to, be aware that this will contain...
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