I wrote this a couple months il y a and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE seconde jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though or laser flares are completely ridiculous for a Christmas present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH jour OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll montrer Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH jour OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no toi don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone a volé, étole from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Julien: ON THE FIRST jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE seconde jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though or laser flares are completely ridiculous for a Christmas present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH jour OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll montrer Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH jour OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no toi don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone a volé, étole from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH jour OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE l’amour SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE l’amour GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the jour he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The seconde was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but toi should know upfront, this is not a l’amour story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the jour he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The seconde was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but toi should know upfront, this is not a l’amour story.