Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Operation: Instant Messaging

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posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an auteur like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky: Whawt?

Classified: toi can quit the accents here, soldier. No need for them here.

LittleWinky: I cahn't help mahself.

Classified: -rolls eyes- OK, Fine. One question, Where is the rest of our unit?

LittleWinky: No where to be seen, sir.

RingtailRocks is Online

RingtailRocks: Hello, neighbors!

Classified: Ringtail, we are in official business at the moment, would toi mind leaving for a sec?

RingtailRocks: OF COURSE, SILLY PENGUIN! It's my chat and my internet! And it's mine!

Classified: Actually, it's Alice's. Remember? Kowalski figured out her internet's mot de passe and built us all computers. Wasn't he surprised when he found out that her pass word was: OfficerXisYummy?

RingtailRocks: WHA-? Who is this officer X and why is he yummier than me! No one is yummier than me!

LittleWinky: Eh…shure, Julian. :-s

Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN!

LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah.

Classified: -slaps forehead-

Marlene3 is Online

Marlene3: salut guys, what's up?

Classified: Nothing much, Trying to teach Private how to say things without an accent, Talking, and attempting to find my other 2 soldiers.

Marlene3: Kowalski and Rico? Oh, I saw them going to the park. It seemed as if Kowalski was going to build some sort of invention, Rico was gathering sticks for him and Kowalski was looking at a list.

Classified: MARLENE! HAVE toi BEEN SPYING ON MY SOLDIERS???

Marlene3: Wha-? No! What makes toi say such a thing!

Classified: Well, toi seem to know where my soldiers are and what they are doing, suspicious? YES!

Marlene3: Do toi actually believe that I-

Einstein2 is Online

Classified: KOWALSKI!

Einstein2: Skipper! Why so peppy?

Classified: I thought toi were missing!

Marlene3: I hadn't finished talking!

Classified: Um, sure, Marlene. SO, KOWALSKI! WHERE IS RICO?!?!

Einstein2: He's not feeling very well, he swallowed a twig…and then…it was all downhill.

LittleWinky: Don't toi two think it's a little rude to have ignored Marlene?

Marlene3: THANK YOU, PRIVATE!

Classified: Eh, toi get used to it :)

Marlene3: -_-!

RingtailRocks: Don't be worrying, Marlene. I will go over to your habitat and toi are to be having the most awesomest time in all of the life!

Marlene3: Em…Julien? Are toi asking me out on a DATE?

RintailRocks: Of course not, I am not to be asking such a commoner as yourself. So I will be pretending that I am to be being a super hero and toi are to be being the lady in distress, and then I am to be making toi be feeling better! So, what are toi to be saying?

Marlene3: Em…

Classified: …Marlene?

Marlene3: I accept.

RintailRocks: GREAT! I am to be saving toi in about 2 hours! Now, time for my pedicure!

MauriceYO is Online

RingtailRocks: MAURICE! PEDICURE TIME!

MauriceYO: I called Mario, and he a dit he's on his way…
RingtailRocks: PERFECT, toi LITTLE CHUNKY MONKEY! I COULD Kiss YOU!

RintailRocks is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

Classified: WHY WOULD toi POSSIBLY SAY YES TO JULIEN!

Marlene3: He asked, I answered. Simple as that.

Einstein2: Are toi sure toi two don't want some space, Me and Pri-

Classified: NO! toi ARE STAYING! NOW MARLENE, HONESTLY?!?! DO toi LIKE THAT GUY!?!

Marlene3: -shrugs- I don't know…he's cute…

LittleWinky: We could go right now if you'd like us to-

Marlene3: NO! toi TWO ARE STAYING HERE! NOW! SKIPPER! DO toi HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH MY CHOICE?!?!

Kablamoo is Online

Kablamoo:KABLAMOO!

Classified: WELL ACTUALLY I DO!

Marlene3: Well that's your problem, Skipper. And this is my choice.

Classified: Good!

Marlene3: GOOD!

Classified: Fine!

Marlene3: FINE!

Classified is Offline

Marlene3 is Offline

Kablamoo: Huh?

IheartFeet is Online

IheartFeet: HI!

Einstein2: Don't worry Rico, It's just one of Skipper's jealousy tantrums.

Kablamoo: -nods-

LittleWinky: He's jealous? Of Whawt?

Eintsten2: You'll know when toi are older.

IheartFeet: Can I know?

Kablamoo: Nuh-uh.

IheartFeet: Why?

Einstein2 is Offline

Kablamoo is Offline

IheartFeet: Why can't I never know anything?

LittleWinky: I hear ya, Mohrt.

IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt?

LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name!

IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT!

LittleWinky: -sigh- Never mind.

IheartFeet: OK, Let's play something?

LittleWinky: What?

IheartFeet: I heard the humans talking about this one! It's a game called SPIN THE BOTTLE! I don't have a bottle, but we can spin my mangue to play. I don't know how to play…Do you?

LittleWinky: …

IheartFeet: Do you?

LittleWinky: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: How?

LittleWinky is Offline

IheartFeet: WHY CAN'T I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING?!?!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Hey, Mort. What's up?

IheartFeet: The sky spirits!

MauriceYO: -_-! I mean, what are toi doing?

IheartFeet: Trying to find out what SPIN THE BOTTLE is.

MauriceYO: …

IheartFeet: Do toi know?

MauriceYO: Uh-huh.

IheartFeet: What is it?!?!

MauriceYO is Offline

IheartFeet: NOT AGAIN!

IheartFeet: I am alone…

IheartFeet:This doesn't feel fun…

IheartFeet:I am so lonely! I HAVE NOBODY!

IheartFeet:OOH SO VERY LONELY!

MauriceYO is Online

MauriceYO: Mort, get over here. Mario didn't montrer up today, toi get to fill in for him.

IheartFeet: THE FEET! YAY!

IheartFeet is Offline

MauriceYO: Amateur.

MauriceYO is Offline

K! First Chapter done! How did I do? Crappy? Probably! Well, please review and send in toi ideas! PEACE!

madagascar_fan, Saori14 and 14 others like this

penguinsfan2 lol no its not crappy its kinda funny XD poor mort XD

Camillebas lol Kablamoo it fits him

Jutebox15 LOL!! spin the mango!

kwlski4ever OMGGG !!!! Funny as HELL ! I died laughing !!! ROFLMAO !!! XDDD

ThatDamnLlama Cheesy, but I love cheese. Make another one.

skipperluvs Haha thanks guys ^_^

LadyPrivate Gosh, that was hilarious. Especially Private ;) Classified: AGAIN WITH THE ACCENTS! It's SURE! And it's JULIEN! LittleWinky: Sorry, agawn, Skippah. Classified: -slaps forehead- IheartFeet: Who's Mohrt? LittleWinky: It's you! That's your name! IheartFeet: Oh…No! My name is MORT! Please, make another one… Or they could play spin the bottle :)

krazy4kowalski Mort was a little too SMART in this.

BlowholeRulez MAKE MOOOOORE! *foams from mouth* MOOOORE! I TELL YOU! MOOORE! Sorry. I get overreacted when something is awesome. =3

Kinkystar This so funny! Everyone is perfectly on character! XD

lollipenguin awsomeness!

egel_0507 Please make more... Pweease!!! I love it!

kowalskiro Please for the love of a albino peacock CONTINUE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (puppy face) please?!

SummerPoM LOOOOOOOOOOOL!! xD Maurice: Hey, what's up? Mort: The sky spirits LOL xD

cattoy10 That was one of the funniest storys ever. Make a nother one PLEASE MAKE A NOTHER ONE i liked the part when Marlene said yes to Julian so she could make Skipper jealous

ImAnEasel XD I love the names. This was one of the funniest fanfictions.

Pkrainbow I like it poor Mort... they dont want to tell him the meaning of the game.. Ohhhh my precioso Cabo with his british acent!

CuteCuddly MAKE MORE!!! I DO NOT ASK YOU, I COMMAND YOU! I AM BEING SKIPPER RIGHT NOW! Now I'm beig Private. Pretty please with winkies on top? Kaboom. speaks for itself. By my calculations, if you do not make another, at LEAST 11 people will be very, very, VERY, upset with you. Alos speaks for itslef.

KowalskiRocks Make another one!!!!!

Riconator That was amazingly Funny!! Make another chapter!!

peacebaby7 That was so dang funny! I had to take forever to get myself to stop laughing because when I laugh I close my eyes...I wanted to finish it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Great job!!!! I loved it!

peacebaby7 Also agreeing with KowalskiRocks (2 up from here)...Make another!!

madagascar_fan AWESOME!!

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 4: The Guardians are coming!

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 4: The Guardians are coming!

A jour later, Pat and Kowalski overheard Alice talking to another zookeeper. “This is weird, the computer says that we due for another shipment of animals.” Alice said. “What animaux now?! We’ve already had Emperor and Adelie Penguins from Antarctica and a bunch of animaux from Paris. What now? Owls from England?” “Well, we are getting owls, but it doesn’t say where there from.” After hearing this, Pat and Kowalski decided to investigate. They got to Alice’s computer and found out a shocking revelation. Alice wasn’t lying. They were getting...

(still dont know what to call it) chapter 2: Fighting XD

posted by Lexii_23

  "You do?" they asked in unison.
Lexii nodded eagerly. She looked at the maki, lémurien wearing the labcoat and smiled. "You're Dr Horrible!!! I watch your blog all the time!!!!! And you!" she looked at the maki, lémurien wearing the blue shirt, "You're Captain Hammer!!!!!! Oh my gosh! I cant belive I'm acctually meeting toi two!!!!!" she jumped up and down fan-girling.
   "Yeah great. Uh help?" Dr Horrible choked out as he tries to pry Captain Hammer's fingers off his throat.
   Captain Hammer scoffed. "Like SHE can stop me! I run the montrer here. I'm Captain Hammer and the hammer is my... OW OW!!" Lexii...

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Private's Book of Secrets. 2.

posted by CuteCuddly

Date, September 12th.

Dear Diary,

Of course, he had to come back. I knew he would someday. He pushed my buttons, but I tried to ignore him. I mean, eggs and bacon? How is that going to get me back into my game?

Yes, I am talking aboit the Armarillo Kidd. That horrid tatou was trying to get me back into minigolf. I didn't want to.

Driving records mean nothing. if you're about to run over a grasshopper. I manage to stop the car, just before impact. Skipper's wasnt happy with me and I was convinced that nice guys reall DO finish last.

Then HE comes, in my face and nagginf for me game. I tell him...

Lost in the buisson, buisson, bush of Africa chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me packing up and going somewhere.

Me: (packing up some stuff) okay a casquette, cap check, a bottle of water check, first aid kit check, snacks check, sunglasses check, a lighter check, and a blanket check. okay I'm all set and ready to go.

so after I packed my stuff I went to the airport.

Me: excuse me I'm looking for a private plane for me to fly in?

Woman: salut toi must be the souris who survived cheating death twice.

Me: yup that's me.

Woman: well today toi are in luck Miss toi get to fly in the private plane for the first time.

Me: does that mean I'm not going to pay you?

Woman: of course...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Skipper struggled to open his eyes. He found himself lying on the floor of Marlene's place. His head was still throbbing. The last thing he remembered was Antonio punching him, so he blacked out. Wait, where was Marlene? He trudged to his feet.

"Marlene?! Marlene?!" Skipper a dit wandering out of the cave. The sun shone brightly in the afternoon sky. How long had he been out for? With one step vers l'avant, vers l’avant he heard a crinkling sound under his left foot. It was a piece of paper with a letter. It read:

Dear Skipper,

I have your precious, Marlene. If toi want her toi will follow the map on the back of...

Never Turn Back Chp.3

posted by penguinsfan2

*back to present*

Skipper: This still isn’t making any sense.

Private: Of course it isn’t Skippa because we haven’t even finished it.

Skipper: I know, but all it’s telling us is what we already know, when is it going to get to the point?

Ash: *mumbling*…so impatient…..

Skipper:*glare*

Kowalski: *grabs the book* let’s keep reading, maybe it’ll give us a clue to where she ran off too.

Ash: *gazing lovingly* so smart….

Kowalski: *blush*…s-so yea back to the story….

Book: The zoo was on totally panic attack right now, and it’s all my fault because I let it happen. How could I be...

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The Slenderman chp. 2

posted by stlouisfan

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one plus time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't toi guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like toi could use the sleep. toi have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 6

posted by mostar1219

In DreamTropolis
Tom Tucker: Well, it seems the Masked Power Racer is in front and he seems to have Team manchot, pingouin in the car.
P: Are toi sure toi don't mind sharing your titre with us?
Power Racer: What matters is that toi guys are alright. (the car crosses the finish line)
Kent Brochman: THE MASKED POWER RACER AND TEAM manchot, pingouin WIN!!! (everyone gets out of their cars)
K: Thanks for helping us during the race.
S: But, still, why did toi help us?
Power Racer: Well, guys. This might be shocking.
Tom Tucker: It seems like the Masked Power Racer is about to take off his mask. (the Power Racer slowly takes...

Heat Battle Pt.4

posted by JayJay12

Skipper glares at Blowhole.

*Kowalski kicks Skipper away from him*
*Skipper punches Kowalski in the face*
Cream:What the heck is going on?!
Private:It's best not to tell toi right now
Cream:Well,alright,Private
Private:We have to stop them ou else they could end up going to another zoo!
Rico:Yeah!Le hurrry!
*Cream,Private,and Rico run to the others*
Marlene:What is going on?!
*Private whispers in Marlene's ear*
Private:Skipper and Kowalski are fighting for Cream,and it's gone TOO far!!!
Marlene:Yes,I can see that!
Cream:Let's hurry,Private!
*holds Private's hand and smiles*
Skipper:BLOWHOLE!!!
Cream and Private:DR.BLOWHOLE!!!
Blowhole:Penguins,I...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny jour without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is lire lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny jour without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is lire lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

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Undercover in Paris ... *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

*I have posté this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie veste in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice a dit behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He a dit covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are toi doing???" She a dit annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are toi doing here is the...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 4

posted by legendary7

Private began to tear up when the two horrified penguins found their bleeding leader laying face down on the ground without any movement. Rico slammed into the door trying to open it.
R: "Skipper! Skipper!"
P: "It's no use, Rico!"
Private wept into his flippers. Rico had to think of something. Then it hit him. Private looked over to Rico who was now spitting up various weapons. Finally Rico snatched a stick of dynamite from his pile of reguriated ammo.
R: "Kaboom"
P: "Rico, no-"
It was too late rico had already blown up the door. A fog of dust seperated them from the walk-in fridge. Just when they...

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Cupids broken Arrow *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

Ok i know this is my seconde one for the day, but its valentines day! i think this is just a one-shot.

"UP and adam MEN!" Skipper yelled at the haut, retour au début of his lungs. "Ahhh!!!" Private and Starlite screamed, he fell out of his bunk. And Starlite fell out of her hammock, as she rose, she pulled out a bow and Arrow and pointed it to Skipper, they all froze. "Morning guys! Ha-" Marlene was cut off at the shock of seeing Starlite pointing an Arrow at her. One at her, one at Skipper. "i knew toi were out to get me." Skipper a dit putting his flippers up. "No, i'm not...But CUIPED is! Happy valentines day...

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Switched Part 5

posted by skipper12a

Ans for those who hadn't read my latest story, "The Reverse World" yet, here's the suivant part of my current story!

Chapter 5: Penguins always have a plan!
(back in the manchot, pingouin HQ)
SK: Lunchtime, everyone! You're free to do whatever toi want, as long as it doesn't involve permanent injuries, deaths, mutations, et cetera. That means you, Kowalski and Rico.
SH: Great, now's our chance! Into the lab!
(Kowalski, Private and sherry all go into Kowalski’s lab)
PR(Kowalski): Wow, I didn't even need an excuse!
KW(Private): He wasn't even looking, Kowalski.
SH: Let's take a look at the machine... Wow, it looks...

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Till The Night Ends chapter 1

posted by sweetyKneul

salut everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope toi understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

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Death par Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death par Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chocolat (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened cacao powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder ou 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons acide, sure cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream ou whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chocolat (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat four to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 ou 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof ou other...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 2

posted by SkippX101

All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear toi have memory loss, toi have alresdy been captured par Blowhole before, so toi are the least of our worries." Kowalski a dit with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...

Caribbean Arctic Avian (parody of "Caribbean Amphibian") w/h added POM details

posted by mostar1219

Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four Friends of mine.
Sometimes they poisson in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play volley-ball and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to poisson in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight par where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...

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Held Captive Before Christmas Part 3/4

posted by egel_0507

“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” a dit the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” a dit the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...