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posted by scifiguy1999
Yelliing as he did, skipper threw a grapiling hook onto a building. "Grapiling hook in place,boys.",Skipper a dit as the hook caught on the building. "We have to hurry, that timebomb isn't getting any younger!",Skipper also says," I'm going across."

A few secondes ago,while driving, rico coughed up a thirty-munite timebomb, And it got onto the haut, retour au début of a sky scraper. They were going to get it, eccept, they a dit they were going to be at marlene's place in a few muintes! But, what's plus important? So, they climed up a bouilding right suivant to it.

"The building is to far away, Kawalski yelled, "We will have to manually get it over there!" "But how?" Kawalski said. Suddenly, skipper looked at his car,and got a smile on his face. "Were' going to have to jump!" Skipper said,
as he was runing towards the car. "Is he crazy!" Private said. "I must be, Sipper said,"But i'm crazy enough to save new york!"
posted by legendary7
While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The manchot, pingouin felt the poisson dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, toi okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering manchot, pingouin didn't and...
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posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The manchot, pingouin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help par digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski:  Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are toi a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: toi can.

Kowalski: Yay! I l’amour lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then toi can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh* 
Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother par his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched par the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...
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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice a dit as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! toi may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, toi are not a woman, toi are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can toi feel true emotions yourself?

User: toi are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, toi are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: salut that's what the Skipper manchot, pingouin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, toi can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien a dit that toi can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do toi think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told toi it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I a dit I told toi it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told toi to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A ours ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told toi the place I know the most about is the place I
hate plus than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people ou the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded par humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will toi be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The lit is half vacant, my mother lays asleep par herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on haut, retour au début of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, jouer la comédie as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and traverser, croix my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! toi TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! toi ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't ou anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be Friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are toi doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if toi can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired par peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the suivant scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, toi have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: toi heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop s’embrasser each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that rose play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh toi wanna dance, prom...
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posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the montrer toi will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because toi will watch the montrer nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because toi will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because toi will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because toi will be watching the montrer with tape holding up your eyelids so toi don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank toi for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one ou the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and animaux 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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One jour in the central park zoo a new manchot, pingouin arrived in the manchot, pingouin habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did toi leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome loup my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do toi know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my manchot, pingouin bomb,...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one manchot, pingouin would disagree with toi right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" a dit Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what toi may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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posted by legendary7
All the penguins stepped into the car garage and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated par luggage. A few minutes later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure toi were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...
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