S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice
The penguins are at the table, tableau discussing a new fight routine. It is a cold winter night and every animal of every species is sleeping in their cozy habitats. All was quiet…All…
P: Maybe I could do a little hypnotizing dance!!! Then toi guys could tell them nicely to leave us alone :)
S: Private, toi don’t have to be nice to everyone!!! What if we some freak captured us right now!!!
Rico stands up and makes coup de poing noises as he puts private in a cage.
P: Ahhhhh! It’s here!!! Leave me alone!
Private hits the cage and fights until he gets out.
K: How did toi do that?
P: Ummm…magic?
S: Works for me!!!
A loud shriek is heard in the distance.
S: Ringtail!!! déplacer out men. The sound came from the loutre habitat!!!
K: What is Julien doing in the loutre habitat? He is a lemur!
P: The only way to find out is to go there.
They slide into Marlene’s habitat and see Julien in the corner.
S: Ringtail what are toi doing cuddled up in the corner in the loutre habitat?!?
J: Well I came in to borrow some pillows for my cold and freezy bottom when I saw Marlene and she is dead!
P: Marlene!!!! No!!! Why why!!! She was so young!!!
S: Calm down private!!! She is only a sleep! Marlene wake up!!!!
Marlene is still sleeping.
S: MARLENE! (SCREAMING) (SHAKING HER UP)
Mort comes near.
Mort: Marlene I have something that will make toi smile!!!
Maurice: What is it?
Mort: A smile…(He smiles really big)
J: See I told toi she is dead!!! I am so smart and toi silly manchot, pingouin are not!!! Hahaha!
Kowalski waddles over to her and puts his flipper on her nose.
K: She is still breathing. She can’t be dead! Perhaps she fainted ou is just put into a deep sleep.
S: We need to wake her up.
As they huddle up to figure out a way to wake her up a shadow is seen near the entrance. A large bag swoops them in taking everyone but Marlene.
They all start screaming to be let out but it is no use.
J: Silly penguin! Stop looking under my tail!
P: Sorry I didn’t mean to! Its just so soft and fluffy.
J: Thank you! I try to keep it that way so DON’T TOUCH!!!
Mort: I cuddle feet yay!
S: Would toi guys be quiet! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!
The bag stops shaking and the animaux fall from the haut, retour au début of the bag. A large ape looking darkness gets near them. They all hug and cry.
S: I know I don’t ever say this but I always secretly liked toi Ringtail!!!
J: And I always thought toi were sort of annoying and a montrer off!
S: toi killed the moment.
The lights get turned on and they see Alice. They unhug and give a sigh of relief.
They begin to walk away.
A: Not so fast! Why were toi in there! I know toi can understand me!!!
S: It’s the kind of stuff we do!!!
A: I don’t understand what toi just a dit but I’m sure it is something I dont wanna hear. toi animaux are going to pay.
Alice puts them in a cage and turns of the lights.
Later…
They all see Alice coming back with a couteau and a glass bottle in her hands. They all get in a corner.
A: toi are going to pay (she laughs evily)
She gets closer and Closer and CLOSER!!!
See part 2 to see what happens
The penguins are at the table, tableau discussing a new fight routine. It is a cold winter night and every animal of every species is sleeping in their cozy habitats. All was quiet…All…
P: Maybe I could do a little hypnotizing dance!!! Then toi guys could tell them nicely to leave us alone :)
S: Private, toi don’t have to be nice to everyone!!! What if we some freak captured us right now!!!
Rico stands up and makes coup de poing noises as he puts private in a cage.
P: Ahhhhh! It’s here!!! Leave me alone!
Private hits the cage and fights until he gets out.
K: How did toi do that?
P: Ummm…magic?
S: Works for me!!!
A loud shriek is heard in the distance.
S: Ringtail!!! déplacer out men. The sound came from the loutre habitat!!!
K: What is Julien doing in the loutre habitat? He is a lemur!
P: The only way to find out is to go there.
They slide into Marlene’s habitat and see Julien in the corner.
S: Ringtail what are toi doing cuddled up in the corner in the loutre habitat?!?
J: Well I came in to borrow some pillows for my cold and freezy bottom when I saw Marlene and she is dead!
P: Marlene!!!! No!!! Why why!!! She was so young!!!
S: Calm down private!!! She is only a sleep! Marlene wake up!!!!
Marlene is still sleeping.
S: MARLENE! (SCREAMING) (SHAKING HER UP)
Mort comes near.
Mort: Marlene I have something that will make toi smile!!!
Maurice: What is it?
Mort: A smile…(He smiles really big)
J: See I told toi she is dead!!! I am so smart and toi silly manchot, pingouin are not!!! Hahaha!
Kowalski waddles over to her and puts his flipper on her nose.
K: She is still breathing. She can’t be dead! Perhaps she fainted ou is just put into a deep sleep.
S: We need to wake her up.
As they huddle up to figure out a way to wake her up a shadow is seen near the entrance. A large bag swoops them in taking everyone but Marlene.
They all start screaming to be let out but it is no use.
J: Silly penguin! Stop looking under my tail!
P: Sorry I didn’t mean to! Its just so soft and fluffy.
J: Thank you! I try to keep it that way so DON’T TOUCH!!!
Mort: I cuddle feet yay!
S: Would toi guys be quiet! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!
The bag stops shaking and the animaux fall from the haut, retour au début of the bag. A large ape looking darkness gets near them. They all hug and cry.
S: I know I don’t ever say this but I always secretly liked toi Ringtail!!!
J: And I always thought toi were sort of annoying and a montrer off!
S: toi killed the moment.
The lights get turned on and they see Alice. They unhug and give a sigh of relief.
They begin to walk away.
A: Not so fast! Why were toi in there! I know toi can understand me!!!
S: It’s the kind of stuff we do!!!
A: I don’t understand what toi just a dit but I’m sure it is something I dont wanna hear. toi animaux are going to pay.
Alice puts them in a cage and turns of the lights.
Later…
They all see Alice coming back with a couteau and a glass bottle in her hands. They all get in a corner.
A: toi are going to pay (she laughs evily)
She gets closer and Closer and CLOSER!!!
See part 2 to see what happens
kowalski: nothing much toi have any nines
rico: nuh go poisson (eats fish)
skipper: private we got a letter in the mail for toi
private: really skippah (grabs letter)
dear private
i am coming for a visit today toi may not remember me cause toi were just a baby boy bu be on your best behavior before i get there
l’amour melody (mom)
private: my mothers coming for ah visit todah
(ding)
private: mom (hugs mom)
melody: private my sweet little boy look how big you've grown (looks at shocked penguins in the back)
skipper: what the heck is going on here
to be continued