This is based off the continuity errors from the forum post "PoM Fails" (it's on there somewhere. i found it about 3 months il y a and updated it.) Maybe this will help bring that forum post in use again. Thanks for all who posté for giving me ideas!
"Leaves"
It was a warm summer jour in Central Park. Kids were playing in the park, eating snow cones, flying kites, eating snow cones while flying kites, and flying kites while eating snow cones.
The penguins were in a nearby tree, hidden amongst the foliage, spying on the blé, maïs dog vendors that were slowly encroaching on the territory of the snow cone vendors.
"Skipper," asked Private, " Why are we spying on the blé, maïs dog vendors again?"
On the branch suivant to him, Skipper replied, turning to look at him and lowering his binoculars, "Because, young Private, they're slowly replacing the snow cones with blé, maïs dogs! And they won't stop there! Soon, they'll replace /our/ food, and then they'll replace us! It's a conspiracy! It /HAS/ to be!" he declared.
Private gulped nervously, and let out a shaky "Ok.", but continued, staring at the nearest arbre branch , " Um...Skipper?"
"What is it, Private?", Skipper sighed impatiently.
"Have toi ever noticed that the leaves are colored like they are in fall? Every time we're in the park, I notice the leaves are like that no matter what season it is, except in Winter."
Turning to his head strategist, Skipper said, "Kowalski, analysis!" , annoyed that he was missing out on seeing what horrors the blé, maïs dog vendors were up to.
Kowalski simply shrugged and said, "It's a conspiracy, sir."
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"Red"
"Kowalski?", asked Private, waddling up behind the scientist, startling him so that he nearly dropped his latest invention that he was fixing....again.
"What is it, Private? I'm rather busy at the moment. I've just started working on the repairs for my newest invention."
"Oh. Why are Blowhole's lobsters red?"
"I beg your pardon? What are toi trying to ask?"
"Lobsters are only red when they're boiled. I've seen rose ones and even blue ones. but only red ones when they're boiled"
"Hmmm.... i've never donné the matter much thought, but you're right."
"So why?"
Kowalski continued to explain while his new invention let out a douche of loud fizzing sparks that drowned out the sound of his voice. Private could hear every word he was saying, though.
"- and that's why the lobsters are red."
"That makes perfect sense! Thanks Kowalski!"
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"Feral"
Private waddled over to Marlene's habitat.
He had a question for her, which he asked immediately after they a dit hello.
"You know how toi went feral when toi stepped outside the zoo?"
"Yeah. What about it?"
"Well when we went to ship Rhonda back, toi didn't go feral. ou when the rat King kidnapped you, ou when we hung out with Becky and Stacy when we met them."
"You're right..... hm.... well, I can't think of an answer Private."
He cast his head down, disappointed.
She wasn't done. "But to quote Kowalski," and in her best Kowalski impression, she said, "'There's a scientific term for that....'weird'.'"
"Leaves"
It was a warm summer jour in Central Park. Kids were playing in the park, eating snow cones, flying kites, eating snow cones while flying kites, and flying kites while eating snow cones.
The penguins were in a nearby tree, hidden amongst the foliage, spying on the blé, maïs dog vendors that were slowly encroaching on the territory of the snow cone vendors.
"Skipper," asked Private, " Why are we spying on the blé, maïs dog vendors again?"
On the branch suivant to him, Skipper replied, turning to look at him and lowering his binoculars, "Because, young Private, they're slowly replacing the snow cones with blé, maïs dogs! And they won't stop there! Soon, they'll replace /our/ food, and then they'll replace us! It's a conspiracy! It /HAS/ to be!" he declared.
Private gulped nervously, and let out a shaky "Ok.", but continued, staring at the nearest arbre branch , " Um...Skipper?"
"What is it, Private?", Skipper sighed impatiently.
"Have toi ever noticed that the leaves are colored like they are in fall? Every time we're in the park, I notice the leaves are like that no matter what season it is, except in Winter."
Turning to his head strategist, Skipper said, "Kowalski, analysis!" , annoyed that he was missing out on seeing what horrors the blé, maïs dog vendors were up to.
Kowalski simply shrugged and said, "It's a conspiracy, sir."
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"Red"
"Kowalski?", asked Private, waddling up behind the scientist, startling him so that he nearly dropped his latest invention that he was fixing....again.
"What is it, Private? I'm rather busy at the moment. I've just started working on the repairs for my newest invention."
"Oh. Why are Blowhole's lobsters red?"
"I beg your pardon? What are toi trying to ask?"
"Lobsters are only red when they're boiled. I've seen rose ones and even blue ones. but only red ones when they're boiled"
"Hmmm.... i've never donné the matter much thought, but you're right."
"So why?"
Kowalski continued to explain while his new invention let out a douche of loud fizzing sparks that drowned out the sound of his voice. Private could hear every word he was saying, though.
"- and that's why the lobsters are red."
"That makes perfect sense! Thanks Kowalski!"
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"Feral"
Private waddled over to Marlene's habitat.
He had a question for her, which he asked immediately after they a dit hello.
"You know how toi went feral when toi stepped outside the zoo?"
"Yeah. What about it?"
"Well when we went to ship Rhonda back, toi didn't go feral. ou when the rat King kidnapped you, ou when we hung out with Becky and Stacy when we met them."
"You're right..... hm.... well, I can't think of an answer Private."
He cast his head down, disappointed.
She wasn't done. "But to quote Kowalski," and in her best Kowalski impression, she said, "'There's a scientific term for that....'weird'.'"
"Today in school, I wasn't able to understand the lessons ( still I got perfect scores in each test and quiz)and I didn't know who was the person ho stalked me but I still learned something important that I am..........AWESOME!!!!"
(Skipper also learned this and also the other POM Characters"
.Okay I have nothing else to say, l’amour ya all..I just made this t pass the time....
I also learned that everyone in this club is awesome.......believe it ou not...you are awesome..
That's what I learned...
Brazil' Skipper name is Franscisco Bretas and in his twitter he said:
Voicing jouer la comédie another season of Penguins. The Skipper is the maximum. Do not know if I voice act ou laugh .. in doubt: I voice jouer la comédie smiling in corners.
I recorded four episodes of the Penguins. One of them was a Christmas special. Skipper for doesn't disappoint the kids in the zoo dressed as Santa Claus.
Isn't it Amazing?????
The First voice jouer la comédie probably happends in Rio De Janeiro, toi probably had already listened about there specially if toi had watched Rio. And the seconde maybe happends in São Paulo .
That's it!!!!!
:-D
Voicing jouer la comédie another season of Penguins. The Skipper is the maximum. Do not know if I voice act ou laugh .. in doubt: I voice jouer la comédie smiling in corners.
I recorded four episodes of the Penguins. One of them was a Christmas special. Skipper for doesn't disappoint the kids in the zoo dressed as Santa Claus.
Isn't it Amazing?????
The First voice jouer la comédie probably happends in Rio De Janeiro, toi probably had already listened about there specially if toi had watched Rio. And the seconde maybe happends in São Paulo .
That's it!!!!!
:-D