It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of animaux eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that manchot, pingouin who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all par himself....he opened up his Baggie of poisson and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young manchot, pingouin came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...
??: do toi want me to sit with you...?
Private looked up worried...but a dit yes because he was desperate for new people to talk to...
???:your new...I can tell....my names skipper...I'm a sophomore...
Private:I'm...I'm private....it's nice to meet you...
Skipper: heh....I saw what happened to toi this morning with that jock...
Private:oh....yea....I don't like him....
Skipper: all jocks are like that.... It's ok... I don't like Rico either....
Skipper: we have so many groups here....you need to learn freshy..
Private:"freshy"...?
Skipper turned private around and showed him all the different groups...
Skipper: toi have the populaire kids....Rico's one of them.....and toi have the nerds....you know one of them...the tall one who helped toi out today....? And there's the goth kids....and the wierd ones....that guy over there is named julien....he thinks he's "king" of the school...nobody really talks to him....
Suddenly...a renard came up and sat suivant to the two...
???: salut skipper...how's it going?
Skipper: salut Marcus....I'm montrer the ropes of High school....
Private looked at Marcus confused...
Marcus: oh! My names Marcus...I'm a sophomore and I'm one of skippers good friends....
Private:oh...hello...
The cloche, bell suddenly rang...and private picked up his trash, trying to hurry up to the suivant class...
Private:thank toi Marcus and skipper....for montrer me the ropes here..I appreciate it a lot....
Skipper:no problem!
Private suddenly left the cafeteria and on his way to the suivant class...
Meanwhile......
Marcus:your not gonna trick that poor manchot, pingouin into something are toi skipper...?
Skipper:"smirks" I'm gonna make sure he has a FUN an here....
Marcus:"sigh" why do toi have to be so mean to all the new kids...?
Skipper:because....I l’amour Doing it that's why!
Marcus:"sigh"
??: do toi want me to sit with you...?
Private looked up worried...but a dit yes because he was desperate for new people to talk to...
???:your new...I can tell....my names skipper...I'm a sophomore...
Private:I'm...I'm private....it's nice to meet you...
Skipper: heh....I saw what happened to toi this morning with that jock...
Private:oh....yea....I don't like him....
Skipper: all jocks are like that.... It's ok... I don't like Rico either....
Skipper: we have so many groups here....you need to learn freshy..
Private:"freshy"...?
Skipper turned private around and showed him all the different groups...
Skipper: toi have the populaire kids....Rico's one of them.....and toi have the nerds....you know one of them...the tall one who helped toi out today....? And there's the goth kids....and the wierd ones....that guy over there is named julien....he thinks he's "king" of the school...nobody really talks to him....
Suddenly...a renard came up and sat suivant to the two...
???: salut skipper...how's it going?
Skipper: salut Marcus....I'm montrer the ropes of High school....
Private looked at Marcus confused...
Marcus: oh! My names Marcus...I'm a sophomore and I'm one of skippers good friends....
Private:oh...hello...
The cloche, bell suddenly rang...and private picked up his trash, trying to hurry up to the suivant class...
Private:thank toi Marcus and skipper....for montrer me the ropes here..I appreciate it a lot....
Skipper:no problem!
Private suddenly left the cafeteria and on his way to the suivant class...
Meanwhile......
Marcus:your not gonna trick that poor manchot, pingouin into something are toi skipper...?
Skipper:"smirks" I'm gonna make sure he has a FUN an here....
Marcus:"sigh" why do toi have to be so mean to all the new kids...?
Skipper:because....I l’amour Doing it that's why!
Marcus:"sigh"
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little poney and Lunicorns Are Made par Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made par Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! ou Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little poney and Lunicorns Are Made par Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made par Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! ou Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!