Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: POM SNL Cold Opening

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posted by mostar1219

Warning:some material might be better for older fanguins.

Setting: 124 conque St.
Time: 10:40pm

Spongebob: another an another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them manchot, pingouin amoureux again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are toi going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When toi finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes toi think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much plus in one feather than toi guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at bureau and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the votes and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: toi sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will toi get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) toi know, toi nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

Penguinator and peacebaby7 like this

Angie2468 AWESOME!!!!!!! I HATE spongebob. POM will ALWAYS WIN! You know, Spongbob is Nickelodeon's own show and since PoM was second (and still is second) most watched show, if it was aired more it probably would be first and take over Spongebob, but i'm sure Nickelodeon wouldn't want that because Spongebob would go second and that's their own show, so, I think, that's why their canceling it.

peacebaby7 XD Awesome. Question: Pork broccoli? XD ^Agreed. -_-

Penguinator I hate Spongebob. PoM Forever!

étoile, étoile, star pengs chapter 4: skyhigh fight

posted by andresandru

Skipper's sense of adventure rised, he always wanted to be on a sky-high fight,

and his dream was finally coming true! He looked for any button, he finally saw one with wings,

after activating it he heard the voice of the computer

"deploying wings" Skipper moved what seemed to be a manuver lever, he saw one, and pressed the big

red button in the haut, retour au début of the lever,

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the ship was destroyed par the missle Skipper shoot, suddently a voice came

"help! they're on me!" it was marlene,

Skipper wasn't an idiot, maybe he could gain her atention through the classic one: heroic accion!

"don't worry,...

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Bringing musique to Life (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

I come across Kowalski constructing a new invention while he's listening to music.
Me: Kowalski?
K: (drops ipod) Aaagh! (looks behind him) Oh, Monique, it's you.
Me: What's the invention this time?
K: Well, it's the Vocaltunage Imagery Ray.
Me: Judging par the name, does it turn songs into actions depending on the song?
K: Actually yes. Now let me set up a song and shoot a laser in the sky. (shoots laser in the sky surrounding the zoo)
Me: What song is it?
K: You'll see.
Jessica: Grandma Monique! (walks towards me and Kowalski)
Me: I told you, Jessica, just call me "Monique".
Jessica: Alright, Monique,...

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The manchot, pingouin massacre V.1

posted by chatterbox55

the rendez-vous amoureux, date is august 25,2009 the jour started out as usual for the penguins private on the other hand has been jouer la comédie very odd so the vet decided to put private on happy pills....

skipper:you know kowalski private hasn't been jouer la comédie the same ever since he went on those pills.

kowalski: i agree with toi skipper he's been jouer la comédie very very odd toi know i've caught him talking to a mur when his alone.

skipper:really?

kowalski:yeah and he's been saying some odd words too.
(private comes into H.Q. all bloody)

skipper:private are toi okay?

private:sure i am skippa i just went to see alice that's all but she...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 10: A Fatal Dispute

posted by BirdG

A fatal Dispute

When they got back to the oak, they were welcomed par the others. Glad that they had found what they needed, they began to divide up the food. In fact it were only the fruits that had to be shared; the penguins and the loutre had brought their own food, and Burt was anyway eating from the trees – although he quite missed his peanuts. But the chimpanzees, lemurs and baboons had the same nurture and so they had to share fairly. This wouldn't have been a problem, if it hadn't been for Julien. The amount of nourriture for them was little and he insisted of getting plus than the others....

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All that is well and good - Chapter 9: In the City

posted by BirdG

In the City

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The wind was slightly shaking the trees as the group of five animaux went over the herbe in the cover of the trunks' shadows.

Marlene would have preferred that Private had stayed at the oak but he had a dit he wanted to help. Rico had wanted to come with them, but Mason had been adamant that he stayed in lit for two plus days. Finally Rico had donné in. Marlene had been puzzled of the intensity with that Rico wanted to stay at Private's side…

As they approached the streets of New York they noticed at once that something was wrong.

Marlene, Private, King Julien, Maurice and Mort...

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Mad scientist (part 3)

posted by chaos-ice

“Blowhole free us from this trap now” Skipper demanded.

“For what? So that toi can get your way out of here? Never” Dr. Blowhole said.

“This no time to fight Blowhole, we need to help each other. Release us and we’ll help toi get outta here” Skipper rebutted.

Blowhole is having seconde thought on what Skipper a dit and he then decided to set them free. The liar is about to blow out, Skipper and the rest help blowhole to get out of the liar and they finally made it out before the liar had been destroyed.

“My liar, my beautiful liar” Blowhole shouted as his liar has been destroyed....

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Alex meets the PoM part 2

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:sooooo what should we do now?
Ron:we go throw cacahuètes a the éléphant
Alex:YEAH!
(Alex and Ron went a threw cacahuètes at Burt but Burt kept on catching them and eating them)
Alex:ah came on he keeps on catching them let's go Ron
(they left and got a pop corn, maïs soufflé and at the HQ)
Skipper:alright men today were are doing special cute and cuddly today
Private:how came skippah?
Skipper:um....well.....because......that's classified
(they went up on there island and did extra cute and cuddly,skipper noticed a girl with jet-black hair ,blue eyes and a scar on her forehead he hear what she was talking about)...

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Cadet Fox: Chapter 3 - Back to the HQ and so Forth

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Sooooo Sorry for the long wait. School got in the way of it all. So yeah blame school X3. OK maybe

blame half of school I just had writers block. Then I Lost interest in it, then ideas came back and here we

are today. X3 enjoy!!!
__________________________________________________

Chapter 3: Back at HQ and so Forth

Private smiled with Glee and he waddled over to Cadet, who was now par the arbre as Rico had left her to hear what Skipper and Kowalski were conversing about. "Great news, Cadet, Skipper a dit that toi can come and stay with us!"

Cadet looked shocked. "Stay with...

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It. Chapter 14: Preparing to fight.

posted by 67Dodge

When Private ran back into the HQ with Rico, Rico wasn't moving, he was breathing and his cœur, coeur was pounding, but he was stiff as a rock. His eyes were wide open, the feathers that made up his mohawk had literaly turned white with fear. "What happened to toi Rico?! Speak to me sergeant!!!" yelled Skipper. Rico remained there, like a stone wall, then he yelped. "DEADLIGHTS!!!!" yelled Rico, running around and crashing into a wall. "What does he mean Private? What Dead-lights?" asked Kowalski. "He's talking about those piercing, blinding, alluring lights that came when a giant.....thing, came...

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Featherless

posted by Kowalski1321

This is my first fan fiction ever! So it might be good ou it might be bad.

Kowalski: Okay people, everyone out!

Skipper: Whoa, Kowalski. Before toi can start kicking people out their house's toi have to have reason.

Kowalski: Actually, it's a good thing toi asked because I'm going to start working on a highly radio-active experimant.

Skipper: That's a good reason. But wait; what about Private, he's still inside.

Kowalski: Don't toi remember. Private stayed up all last night watching a Lunicorn marathon. So he'll probably just be asleep through the whole thing.

Skipper: Well that makes sense. Rico,...

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Welcome Back -(Continuation)

posted by Manfred_Johnson

Friday, 4/22/11, 10:07 PM-Location:(Centrail Park Zoo Gift Shop)

Slowly we entered into this small building from underneath one of the floor tiles, lifting it cautiously like an enemy was about to come out and attack. At first we just peak inside to make sure the close was clear. Well, it wasn't clear. plus like a whole room full of all kinds of animaux like lemurs, an ottar, two chimpanzees, and penguins just like us, just staring blankly as we stared back confused.
"Ello there." a dit the smallest one greeting us both in a seemingly nice way.
"Hi." Says one of us with a very nice smile a warmly...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 3

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3

Over at the penguins HQ, the team has just finished their all jour training.

"Great work today team, toi all did great, now when Private gets better he will have to make up from his missed day."

"Uh Skipper I do agree with you, but I also have to agree with Marlene thou, toi where pushing Private a bit too hard today."

"You too Kowalski, why must toi side with Marlene on this situation?"

"I'm not siding with anyone Skipper, but toi must learn that we all have limits to ourselves, even toi sir."

"Well… I guess you're right, I was pushing Private a little bit too hard, and I'll be sure to...

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Love's Conspirator (page 6)

posted by LtKowalski

CHAPTER 7: HIDE AND SEEK

    There's no time to spare. I watched Lilly flexing her fist, her flaming eyes intent to the unaware Skipper. I stood on my position behind a tree, then I quickly pulled her flipper and kept her out of Skipper's sight.
    She was suprised par mu sudden appearance and a dit loudly. "Kowalski! What are you.."
    "Shhh!" I countered with my flipper on my beak. I glanced at Skipper to see if he heard us, gladly he had no idea. He was distracted par a passing kid.
    We were suddenly aware that...

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Interference Chapter 3: Falling Penguins

posted by 67Dodge

When the airplane finally reached the falkland islands, Lily began to tell the penguins how to un-latch the safety parachute. 'To unlatch the parachute is simple, just pull on the red rope sticking out your bag,' a dit Lily. Lily secretly went up to Marlene and she told her advice. 'To unlatch the parachute, pull the zipper of your bag down until toi see the parachute come out,' she said, apparently lying. 'The plane is here!! Virgil will be down there waitin' for ya!!' yelled one of the other penguins. Then, the other penguins jumped out the plane, and free-fell. 'Alright guys, just follow...

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Interference Chapter 2: Escort

posted by 67Dodge

The suivant morning, Skipper had woken up as usual, the jour was bright and sunny, and birds were drowned out par traffic noises. He looked out at the gate and saw a team of zookeeper, including Alice, trying to block the entrance to the zoo, but they were all rammed out of the way par a group of cars, 2 jeeps, 1 pickup truck, and a volkswaggen. The cars screeched across the path and burst through the main gate, they proceeded to stop at the zoo. 'Skippah what's going on?' asked Private. 'We're getting an escort from the emperor of Antarctica, and we can't mess it up okay?' asked Skipper. 'You have...

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Penguins go to the city of ember

posted by alex356

Skipper:kowalski anything
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
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The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
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The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun ou a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are toi guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: jour and night and there's arbre and grass-
Lina:what's a arbre and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1

Saw: manchot, pingouin style!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Just then, the handcuffsteathering Lilly and Marlene to the rails unlatched, making them have to hold up their own weight. Marlene looked down at the spikes,then up at Lilly. She knew she didn't stand a chance against her superior fighting skills. " Lilly, toi don't have to do this! Besides, the guys are willing to die for us." Marlene begged with a twisted smile. Lilly pondered for a moment, and looked at Skipper. It broke her cœur, coeur to think that this might be her last chance to see his handsome face. She would never be able to live her life knowing that the l’amour of her life died because she...

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"The Blind Bandits"-Intorduction, par Manfredi&Ujohnson

posted by Manfred_Johnson

(This is like toi are flipping open a book to see if toi want to read it ou not.)

"Great! Just great!" I a dit out loud in frustration to Johnson who was just standing there so quietly and calmly with flippers down to his side staring at me with those uncertainty light blue eyes.
"I don't really know what to say Manfredi." Johnson a dit as he waddles up to me slowly. I looked at him with bit of hatred wishing he hadn't a dit nothing at all.
"This is all your fault Ujohnson!" I yelled at him loudly right into his face.

I just completely snapped right there. I know toi are all now thinking badly...

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Psycho: Chapter 9

posted by 67Dodge

Lily looked at Private's house, it was huge, and she saw a sign on the door to 'Get out'. She ventured on anyway, and walked slowly up the steps to the house. 'Well we can look for Kowalski and get the crime scene investi- WAIT!! Where's Lily?!' screamed Private. 'She must've walked out to investigate while we were arguing!!' yelled Skipper. 'God dammit Skippah!!! Stop stalling me!!' barked out Private, he then inched toward a golf club. 'So what? Is your mother even there?' asked Skipper. 'She's a bit grotty right now, sitting in her chair!!' yelled Private, grabbing the golf club. 'Wait,...

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Psycho: Chapter 2

posted by 67Dodge

At the first stop on the road, was a gas station named 'Texaco' an early gas station in the Texas desert. Skipper pulled over, and hopped out the Eleanor, he then slammed in his quarters into the machine, and put on the pump, it started to inject fuel. 'Hey Marlene, this car ain't got no AC, anything wrong with her?' asked Skipper. 'I dunno, toi a dit it never worked there,' a dit Marlene. 'Hmm.... Smuggling fake stolen money ain't workful either? Isn't it Marlene?!' asked Skipper, pulling out the gas pipe and setting it back on the stool. Hmmm.... High cloudies in the sky means there will be...