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Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running par with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze rayon, ray last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow! My knee!" *holds knee*

Kowalski: *in gasps* "Your knee....my spleen...."

Twin 1: "Kowalski, must it always be about you?"

Chase Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Kowalski: "Now...the freeze rayon, ray will last till now..."

Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."

Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"

Kowalski: *slides in front and pulls trigger on freeze ray* "Wait, what the?"

Director: "Cut!" *sigh* "Why are only bubbles coming out?"

Ma: *comes out of nowhere mopping the floor* "Dangerous things don't belong in the studio."

Director: T_T

Chase Scene: Take 3

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Kowalski: "Now...the freeze rayon, ray will last till now..."

Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."

Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"

Kowalski: *slides in front and zaps the twins again*

Twins: *fall vers l'avant, vers l’avant frozen*

*gets surrounded par zoo animals*

Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"

Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*

Mort: *catches it and runs away* "I'm the sneaky bandi-" *bomb explodes* (while flying through air) "Curse toi Rico the penguiiiiiiin!!!!"

Director: "..........What just happened?"

Chase Scene: Take 4

Twins: *fall vers l'avant, vers l’avant frozen*

*gets surrounded par zoo animals*

Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"

Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*

Burt: *when smoke clears* "Aw, man! Leonard was right! They do use smoke bombs!" >:(

Leonard: "No kidding." >:(

Roy: "Come on! They gotta be here somewhere!"

*zoo animaux run in other direction*

Skipper: *peeks out from behind lamp post* "All clear! Alright boys, we need to lay low until sunrise. And the best way to lay low is up high." >:)

(cuts to animaux gathering together)

Marlene: "Find anything?"

Burt: "No, and that really burns my trunk!"

Marlene: "Well, they can't just disappear into thin air!"

*animals run in another direction*

(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)

Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D

Private: "Now what, Skipper?"

Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."

Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"

Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched,-"

Julien: *crunches a noyer in Skipper's earhole* "Crunch!" XD

Skipper: "Ah! Ringtail!" >:(

Director: *facepalm*

Chase Scene: Take 5

(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)

Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D

Private: "Now what, Skipper?"

Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."

Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"

Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched, would we boys? It's a darn good thing you're here, Kowalski, to keep those numbers good and crunched!"

Kowalski: "You, uh...through?"

Skipper: "Hmmmm....yeah."

Kowalski: "Anyway, I-"

Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."

Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."

*fly lands on Twin's nose*

(branch breaks and falls to the ground)

Twin 1: *lands on Kowalski*

Kowalski: "My spleen........again.........."

Julien: "Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahahaaaa!!! toi see, it is funny, because it is not me! Ahahahahahahaa!!!"

Director: *faceclipboard* *faceclipboard*

Chase Scene: Take 6

Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."

Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."

*fly lands on Twin's nose*

(branch breaks and falls to the ground)

Skipper: >.<.....*looks around* "Nobody's coming!" :D "We may be in the clear!"

Burt: *in background* "Hey guys, I just heard four penguins and two brats fall out of a tree!"

Skipper: "Well, we're not clear. BUG OUT!!!!"

*penguins grab twins and jump into sewer*

Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my haut, retour au début choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."

rat King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"

Skipper: "Well, yeah."

rat King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."

Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."

rat King: "Aw, ge-"

Julien: "Monarch?! So the big strong souris man is part butterfly?! Ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!" *falls on back holding stomach*

rat King: "I ain't no butterfly! AAAHH!" *charges at Julien*

Julien: "AAAAAHHH!" *runs away* "Save the king!!! Save the kiiiiinng!!!!!!"

Director: *starts counting to ten while taking deep breaths*

Chase Scene: Take 7

Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my haut, retour au début choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."

rat King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"

Skipper: "Well, yeah."

rat King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."

Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."

rat King: "Aw, gee, too bad. 'Cause look what toi just found!!! AAAAHHH!" *charges at penguins with rat minions*

(after beating the rats with the Vesuviuses)

Private: "This is still better than what the other animaux would do to you...really...."

(while taking the Vesuviuses out of the sewer)

Joey: (in background) "I found 'em!"

Penguins: :O

Skipper: "Grab a kid and run!!!"

(after much chasing)

Penguins: *run into each other and are surrounded par the zoosters*

Bing: "Yo, birds. Just give us the Vesuviuses and nobody gets hurt!" >:(

Bada: "Nobody but the naughty boys, capiche?"

Skipper: "Well, all I can say, I guess, is, uh...Rico! Smoke bomb!"

Rico: *tries to hack but gets nothing*

Kowalski: "It seems we've exhausted Rico's smoke bomb supply."

Leonard: *to Burt while standing on his trunk* "See? It's their thing."

Skipper: "Drat...Well how 'bout twilight's last gleaming?"

Rico: "Yup!" *hacks up feu works*

*fireworks explode into mur of habitat behind them*

Rico: O_O.....*whistles innocently and inches toward exit*

Director: (grip tightens on director's chair) *twitch*...*twitch*...

Julien: "Allow me. CUUUUUUUT! That's a rap everybody!" :D

Mort: "King Julien is the best director ever!" :D :D

Skipper: *clears throat nervously* "We can um...we can fix that." *bad pokerface*

Leonard: *to Burt* "Yeah, just plain blowing things up is their thing, too."
This is what they would say after they won a battle...

Skipper:and toi thought u could beat me...heh...

Kowlaski: my calculations are NEVER wrong....I told u I would win...

Private: I...I won? YAY!!

Rico: that was it?....I barely broke a sweat...

Julien: HAHA! Nobody can handle my dancing!

Maurice: julien! I must not lose ou he'll get mad...

Mort: for juliens feet! Hehe....

Fred: I'm sorry....I didn't even know we were foghting...

Dr.blowhole: the world will be mine!! Nobody can stop me!"laughs evily"

Johnson: that was barely a warm up....oh we'll...

Manfredi: heh...I told u would lose a body part....

Marlene: don't underestimate me because I'm a girl...

Roger: aww I feel bad now...want some thé to help heal up your wounds?

rat king: I'm the strongest there ever is!!!

Hans: just like in Denmark...I always win...hehe...

Tell me what u think:)
Soon after, we begin to tell our scary stories. The bunnies did a cute one, the world was out of carrots! (lol) Emma told the story of when the penguins were discovered par the world. (um, their story is already spoiled all over the Internet) Marlene did one about an invasion of l’espace squids. (that already happened!) There were some more, but I don't feel like telling them. 
It started to get windy when Livi told her story. Very very windy! At Shelly's story, I swear I saw lighting in the distance. It was okay, according to my calculations, we should be finished par the time the storm comes. ...
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The suivant jour passed quickly. The girls bustled around to get everything ready. Monique and I made a run to the Snackiterium. I spent a great portion of my jour making smoothies for everyone coming and putting them into the freezer. I made fruit smoothies and poisson smoothies. I mean, I understand the fruit, but still, it's gross how those animaux eat poisson all the time. How can they stand it!
All the girls in the zoo were talking. I did my daily reports early, and Keeper P purposely made the zoo close early. At about 4:00, we (the girls) gathered par the tunnel to Central Park. Annabella, Michelle,...
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Freddy: here....try this bathroom...

Private: ok....

Private and Freddy had walked all over the place looking for a bathroom for private, but had no luck whatsoever, this was the last bathroom stall, hopefully it was good.

While private was in the bathroom, Freddy heard a familiar voice to him, it was his friend mike, who came running up to him.

Mike: oh thank god! Your alive!

Freddy: mike! Your ok too!

Mike: thank god I found you, everyone else we knew I have found dead ou noted from them..... God! What happened! We were all just having a blast a few hours ago, and now everyone we know is dead!

Freddy:...
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To the oblivion of the humans, Nigel; Private's mother; and Private waddle sleathly at their feet. Private has never seen so many humans in his life, let alone in the same place. He seems helplessly intrigued in them and their bizzare nature. As each one takes a step, he admires how giant-like their feet seem. There are different designs on their feet. That's silly Private thinks. They seem to be able to take them off.
His mother finds him wide-eyed. "Those are called shoes, Private."
"Sho-es?" Private repeats.
"Yes, the people wear them to protect their feet." She teaches the little penguin....
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"Bye! Bye!" Private calls, still waving his fins in his mother's flippers.
"Nigel! Come here! Private's okay!" She cheers, and brings him closer. "I l’amour you, Private! I'm so sorry!" She whispers.
"I l’amour you, too; mummy." Private smiles. That's when Nigel waddles up. Private jumps out of her fins and into his uncle's.
"Uncle Nigel!"
"Private! Hello, lad! My it seems like you've grown!"
"Uncle Nigel,"
"I'm serious." Nigel lovingly rubbed the haut, retour au début of Private's head. He giggles, and removes Nigel's flipper.
"Private, who was that?" His mom ponders.
"Oh, that's Skippah!" Private points.
"Skippah?" The...
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His phone didn't ring, not for a call, not for a text, not for anything. He just sat on the side of the lit wondering if there was really anything he could do to make her see what he saw. One thing on his mind was, if not for Skipper, she'd still be par the scientist's side.

Flashback

Kowalski was practicing some rock climbing while Rico and Private were on belay and Skipper and Monique were watching. Skipper noticed how excited and nervous Monique looked while witnessing the brains climbing like a spider.
"When's the last time you've climbed a wall?" Skipper asked.
"Oh, a few years back. I stopped...
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Gio and Private were out in the park getting some snowcones and spending some time together. They felt like there would be no separating them.
When they got back to the HQ, though, they found that Skipper had a postcard in his flippers for Gio. Apparently, Gio was the only one in the group that knew how to read, so they didn't jump to any conclusions until she read it.
"Let me see that," Gio a dit to Skipper, who gave the postcard to her.
It had a picture of the Brookfield Zoo, her old home. When she was lire it, her smile slowly turned into a frown.
"What does it say?" Private asked.
"It says,...
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She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down par a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her casque on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...
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Chapter 3: Party Drama
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The penguins and the Adventure Time characters who were not penguins anymore walked along the sewer. Finn sighed. He remember his adoptive mother Margaret telling baby Finn a story about how the sewer were like. They walked until they found a label that says: Party Land. "What in the name of shrimps?"Skipper asked par surprise. They saw decorated lights and food. But the most shocking part was the bears and Party Pat dancing and Marshal Lee and Marceline were having a little date. "Whoa! How did toi get in here?"Fionna...
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This morning, I take my time to get myself prepared. I mope out of bed, and munch on some fish, that were set on the table. The sun hasn't even risen yet. "It couldn't hurt to get a little plus sleep." I think.
As soon as I cover myself up with the sheets. My mother notices and folds her flippers across her chest in disappointment.
"Skipper, I know, you're not used to getting up this early and we were both up late, but please, just do this for me."
"I don't wanna go to school! Can't toi tell them, I don't feel well?"
"Come on, Skipper, toi can't be late on your first day. You're going to make...
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Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the château where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the trône room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a manchot, pingouin with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...
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Before toi read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, toi have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One plus note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so toi know I'm not adding the whole game....
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The lit is half vacant, my mother lays asleep par herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on haut, retour au début of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, jouer la comédie as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and traverser, croix my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will avaler, hirondelle the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...
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The look of horror on their faces a dit it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...
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Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the l’espace squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, ou whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the l’espace squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if toi haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......
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A/N: Yes, this is the first chapter. I see that some people were confused on the prologue, just stay calm, I will still answer any questions that toi have. This is just the start of the story, short, sweet, and ready for the next.

Chapter 1

    I sighed, ‘why is today so boring?’ I asked myself as a walked down the hall to Junior’s room. I could hear him laughing from where I was now. I open the door and see Skipper playing with him. “Hey,” he says, “Just wanted to spend time with Junior. Don’t worry, I didn’t make him fight any l’espace squids today, right...
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posted by 67Dodge
Lily finally felt sûr, sans danger when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it sûr, sans danger to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed animaux soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...
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posted by skipperfan5431
As soon as Allison left, Rico sent a transmition to Lilly telling her to look out her window. Well, she did and the boys were standing on her balcony. " Rico! Private! Kowalski!" Cried Lilly with joy. " Hello? a dit Skipper."'Im here too!" " Really? Didn't notice. a dit Lilly in a sarcastic voice. " Let's go guys, I hate it here!" a dit Lilly. She grabbed her pretty blue ribbon and they were off. " HALT!!" a dit Luke, the same bodygaurd who dragged Lilly to Antarctica in the first place. " On behalf of the Queen of Antarctica,I command toi to--- Lilly punches Luke in the face " Im soo sick of that guy!" Lilly a dit rubbing her fist. They all got on the plane and took off. " Lilly." a dit Private in a sweet tone. " Isn't it wondorful to be a princess?" he asked. " I guess." Replied Lilly " But I'd much rather be a dirty commando!" Everyone starts laughing, and Lilly didn't even remember she hates Skipper's guts! THE END!