Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Classic Songs Converted into POM

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posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if toi like it!

Londres Bridge

manchot, pingouin bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
manchot, pingouin bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an Arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and a KABOOM there!
Here a mission, there a bomb, everywhere is cra-zy!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And on that farm there were some lemurs!
EIEIO!
With a click-click here, and a whine-whine there!
Here a smoothie, there a fuss, everyone is boo-ing!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there were two chimps!
EIEIO!
With a trash-trash here, and some cleaning there!
Here a mess, there a scrub, everything is dirty!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there was an otter!
EIEIO!
With an oyster here, and a swim-swim there!
Here an eat, there a splash, everything is luxury!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
BOOM!

Jingle Bells

Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a dynamited sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun- it is to ride- in a dy-na-myted sleigh!
BOOM!

27Kowalski, egel_0507 and 3 others like this

queenpalm Oh my goodness! So funny! My favorite would have to be Jingle Bomb! 8-)

pomfan2 So clever and hilarious !!! Love it :D

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper wakes up later that night in a cold sweat. " That dream proved what I must do! Up and adam boys! Kowalski feu up the plane! Were goi'n to Antarctica! NOW!!!! Kowalski is the first to get out of bed. He really wanted to see Lilly, even though she was only gone for six hours. He got the keys to the plane and they were off!
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Lilly was lying in bed, thinking. Just then she heard a loud ' BUZZ!!' She searched her room an found the wrist communicator Kowalski made for her lying on the chest at the end of her bed. She was so upset, she forgot she even...

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Secret admirer- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

With that the boys set off to find the secret admirer, but first, they had to find Lilly. "Rico! chercher the east half of the zoo with me. Kowalski and Private chercher the west. Leave no rock unturned men. We have to find Lilly! déplacer out!" The penguins then got into their teams and searched for their teammate. Meanwhile, Julien is talking to Maurice in the bouncy- house. " Maurice! Give to me the royal comforting device!" " Right away your majesty!" Replied Maurice as he obeyed the king's order. When he came back, he was holding a large blue throw -blanket with Julien's face on the front. " Ah!...

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blaireau Love: Chapter 2: How To Explain This

posted by Metallica1147

         Chapter 2
        How to explain this

    The suivant morning Private and Rico were on haut, retour au début of the HQ talking and trying to overcome of what happen last night with them and the badgers.

“Rico, I kissed a blaireau last night!”

“Stop saying,” he grunted.

“Sorry, but what are we going to do about this?”

“Love?”

“Love, are toi saying you’re actually in l’amour with Becky?”

“Hmmm… yup!”

“Well what about your doll?”

Rico then got his doll, took one last look at it, but then he...

Immunity Enhancement chapter 3

posted by beastialmoon

Kam is working on the Fantasizer. It is a helmeted device, intended for living out the most vivid fantasies. Rico is a test subject. Rico put it over his head, letting it hang over his eyes. Kam hit the button on the side.

Kam watched, and took notes. Rico was smiling… very happy. Good. But then he started crying. Sad? This didn't make sense… now he was angry. Confused, angry, excited, bored, surprised… complete schizophrenia. Rico's emotions were running amok. Kam took off the Fantasizer before he got hurt.

"I'll have to make some adjustments, Rico." he said, putting his clipboard down....

The New Recruit: Part 7

posted by TeamPeeta649

Tara waits in the arbre in Marlene's habitat. She has been staying there ever since Skipper caught her and Kowalski together, it is for the best. It has been a week since then and after a few days Kowalski started coming to see her at night and a couple times in the mornings. Private has been helping us but we wouldn't risk asking Rico just yet. Finally he comes.

Tara:"There toi are. I was starting to think toi weren't coming."
Kowalski:"Sorry." hugs her. "I had a little trouble getting away from Skipper. But I would have let toi known if I wasn't coming."

They Kiss in the moonlight.

Tara:"Are you...

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Skipper's Sick Nurses chapter 2

posted by Sandrei

Here comes chap 2:)

CHAPTER TWO: manchot, pingouin Tea

Her face was covered with fog. Her green eyes anxious, teary, full of empathy and concern. She wore the same expression when leaning over him down the sewer, after she’d saved him from drowning.
He was too weak to move, but he felt his cheeks blushing from anger and embarrassment. He’d never thrown up in front of a girl before. He knew she caught the sight of him vomiting as he could hear her terrified voice.
“Guys, seems like he’s already woke up!” she informed the rest of the team, while dabbing Skipper’s forehead with a damp cloth. Skipper...

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The Unforgiven Trilogy, Act III

posted by beastialmoon

Sorry it took so long to upload! I had MAJOR writers block on this one!

Elijah drifted on, unaware of his surroundings for days. The humans fed him on a regular basis, so he didn’t starve. But he didn’t know what he was doing. What did the humans want with him? He met another penguin. Two, actually. A male and a Female. They were both very friendly. The female seemed to get attached to him. The male had all these fanatical ideas about where they were going.

How could he know
This new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?

Set sail to sea
But pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure...

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The new Recruit: Part 2

posted by TeamPeeta649

Skipper glares at Tara, thinking she may be a spy of Dr. Blowhole's.

Tara:nods "ok. what do toi want to try?"
Skipper:"We don't try, we succeed."

Skipper sets up the ninja bowling pins and turns to Tara.

Skipper:"You may want to watch first before toi try anything. Boys! On my signal!"

They leap into postions and wait for a while.

Kowalski:"Um, Skipper..."

He stops when Skipper motions for him to be quiet. Kowalski and Private exchange a look.

Skipper:"Now!"

They leap into action, kicking and punching and using the moves they had been practicing. Tara leans against the box and watches. They finally...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The suivant day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small table, tableau so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 1

posted by jackandjill2

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

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“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic manchot, pingouin who seemed to rely on everyone except...

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The manchot, pingouin zone: 1 Nightmare @ 20,000 feet part 3

posted by 67Dodge

'Dammit!!' yelled Kowalski, 'I-no, not the attendance, I think I just gotta shake it off.' He glanced again out the window and saw the gremlin start burning the engine. 'Marlene?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh! What?!' groaned Marlene. Then Kowalski got upset. 'Look, I'm sorry, I'm just pissed that toi woke me up 5 times today, what do toi want?' asked Marlene plus calmly. 'There's something on the wing, a gremlin I think,' a dit Kowalski. Marlene went to the window to searchfor it. 'Don't look for it, it always dissapears when someone else looks for it,' a dit Kowalski. 'I don't believe you, that's crazy,...

Julien is the SuperStar

posted by JediPenguin16

I heard this sopng and thought, "King Julien!"

I am da superstar with a bouncy house and a stolen zoo cart
I am da superstar and I don't care who toi are.
I am da superstar with a bouncy house and astolen zoo chariot, panier car,
I am a superstar and not caring care who toi are.
Got many mangue honey, I'm a superstar,
My life is funny honey, Have toi seen my cart?
I know a lot of people, I'm a superstar,
Everybody knows me, Right from near.

I had a plane (I had a plane)
I l’amour the fame (I l’amour the fame)
You want my name (You know my name) And I just want toi to be knowing

I am da superstar with a bouncy house and...

Chapter 5: I give the flipper of death as a 'rat'

posted by Rini_Kowalski

Okay. Is there anything weird for there to be two penguins and a maki, lémurien on a train?

Well Yeah...

But whats weirder is seeing a homard on it too.
I did get hungry. Athena looked like she was about to puke because she is allergic.

"So where are we?" I asked and stared out a window.

"Let's say... depending on the arbre types... We're in Virginia." Neko estimated.

"We've been on the go to long! I'm tired." Athena complained.

"The humans come in here to check to much. They'd see toi if toi rested!" Neko explained.

Athena rolled her eyes. "I'm good at hiding."

"No! I'm older then toi Athena so I'm in charge!"...

Skipper and the Church of Destiny, C4: Seek and Destroy

posted by beastialmoon

Seek and Destroy

Hans

Hans led the trio on the revenge. They had a base set up in Hoboken, the cesspool of New York. Blowhole was the evil scientist, formulating the plans. The Red écureuil set up contacts with other animaux bent on getting revenge on Skipper. And Hans made all the big decisions. Such as trusting the two of them to follow his main plan.

There's an evil feeling in our brains
But it's nothing new, toi know it drives us insane

He knew of Skipper’s rational fear of churches. Once he got over it, he would go on a spree of goodwill, if his psychology was correct. Then they would strike....

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon ou later, something happened. This is how I Lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, toi retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This dauphin is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do toi know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...

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Carol of the Christmas Night: Chapter 2

posted by Rini_Kowalski

Kowlaski came running back to the HQ. His face was in total shock, his scarf was half off. and he still carried the note he had found in his tucked in his scarf.
"Skipper!" Kowalski cried "I Lost Private! In the city!" Kowalski fell down to where Skipper's webbed feet were.
Skipper ignoring the fact that Private was missing "Ok..But did toi get the groceries? and ahah toi found the note. I knew toi would adjust your scarf whenever toi saw a cute gal walking around the city block-"
Kowalski interrupted "SHUT UP! PRIVATE IS MISSING!!! DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF A THIRD TIME!?"
Skipper slapped him....

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Pluma is A PENGUIN?

posted by Alice_Tritant

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rejoindre IT, please!

it's a fan club

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter seven)

posted by warpenguin

After captuer the flag marlene got kidnapped par Dr.Blowehole but nobody notice when they go to their habitat to go to sleep but war manchot, pingouin and fun123fun stay up to plan to rescue all the of the animaux that got kidnapped."What are going to do to free them?"fun123fun asked.War manchot, pingouin replyed."I don't know fun123fun."The alarm came off and all of the penguins woke up and form into battle positon."Who are you?"skipper asking for ansers."I'm jedi penguin."she anserd."Why are toi her?"private asked ."I'm here to help toi to plan to rescue all of the captuer animals."Jedi manchot, pingouin replyed."Do you...

A manchot, pingouin l’amour Story part 5

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper's turn to tell about his childhood. "Well, I was born somewhere, out the zoo, life wasn't easy. My family lived on a stormy cliff. One day, I fell into the water. A fourrure joint, joint d’étanchéité went after me, I escaped par boarding a Navy ship. The humans on the ship used me as a spy, to spy against enemies. But a zoo took me away and, here I am,"

Pluma squinted at Skipper. "That can't be your whole story!" Skipper looked uncomfortable. "It's......... classified," He murmured. Pluma understood. "Okay, I'm fine with that, just as long I'm with you...it's okay," She reassured him, seeing his guilty face. Skipper...

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PoM CC 007 Winners

posted by ggreen7295

Well sorry I'm late I completely forgot. But anyway here I announce the winners of the Caption contest. Here are the prizes:

First place get three hommages for their winning caption.

The runner up get a single hommage for their caption.

All honorable mentions get's uh... Hold on... *looks around house of stuff* Oh here we go! Free internet cookies! ...
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Any way here are the winners!
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The runner up is SJF_Penguin for his caption:

As the group watched Julien's old accueil movies, they soon realized that Julien was the most sane member of his royal family and why he never talked...