Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Interview with the penguins

posted by King_Clemson

Well, this cames out of boredom. -_-;;
Hope toi enjoy.
plus will coming soon.

1. Your name?

Skipper: My name is Skipper.
Kowalski: I'm the supergenius Kowalski.
Rico: Fiiiish!
Private: Well, his name is Rico. I'm Private.
Hans: Hans. Hans the Puffin. Nice to meet you, Question!
Clemson: Clemson. And soon a king.
Savio: Savio....
Blowhole: I'm the evil dauphin Dr. Blowhole.
Manfredi & Johnson: We are Manfredi and Johnson.
Skipper & Hans: ....What the.

2. Your nickname?

Skipper: Well, some fans call me Skippy. I don't like that.
Kowalski: Koko, Kowa, Kowo, Walski..
Rico: Bombmaster!
Private: Uh...'young Private'...
Hans: Hansi....urghs.
Clemson: Clemy. I agree with Hans.
Manfredi: Hans called me 'Fredi'
Johnson: John ou Johnny.

3. Your name in the internet?

Skipper: Bosspenguin. Leader..
Kowalski: Science...and uh...Doris_Fanatiker. *blushes*
Rico: KABOOM
Private: Lunacorn_Fan
Hans: Puffin_Muffins
Skipper: Hans? Don't spam me anymore.
Clemson: King_Clemson ou sometimes TheKing. Julien want that name even from the sites where we both are. Muhahaha! I was faster!
Savio: Strawberryshake.
Others: *look skeptical at Savio* .......
Amarillo Kid: I'm Mister Tux.
Private: ....But...that was my name...not yours.

4. Hugs ou kissing?

All: ....Eh...what the..
Skipper: ....Hugs?
Kowalski: Hugs with my team and s’embrasser with Doris!
Rico: *gives Ms. Perky a kiss*
Private: Uh...hugs?
Hans: *evil smile* *grabs Clemson* *kissed him*
Skipper: ..... *jealousy look*
Clemson: That...is kind of awkward.
Savio: Hugs. *winds around Julien, so that he can't breath* *evil Smile too*
Clemson: WAIT! Don't....eat him. *sigh* toi did. My crown!
Maurice: My king!
Mort: My feet!

5. Your name backwarts?

Skipper: Reppiks...Sounds strange.
Kowalski: Ikslawok.... *beginning to laugh*
Skipper: Eh. What's wrong with him?
Rico: Ocir.... *not amused about this name*
Private: Etavrip.
Hans: Snah...Snah? What a name...Snah. Sounds kinda funny too.
Clemson: Nosmelc....Aha?
Savio: Oivas...
Hans: Sounds almost like ,,Olliver" Nice to meet you, Oliver.
Savio: ....I'm not Oliver.
Hans&Clemson: OLIVER!
Savio: ...I can eat toi both, okay?
Clemson: *rolling eyes* Fine. I'll be quiet.

6. Who cames from the toilett?

Skipper: I don't know.
Kowalski: *looks around* Well, everbody is here. So...I don't know it either.
Rico: Balueheha?
Private: I must pee.
Skipper: So...go.
Hans: Hey, look.
Skipper: Hm?
White Widow: Greetings. *drinking tea*
Rest: The white widow?!
Buck Rockgut: WHERE ARE YOU?!

7. The smartest person toi know?

Skipper: Blowhole.
Kowalski: ........Thank toi Skipper. Really. I'm not smart enough, he?
Rico: Awww, poor Kowalski. *pats him*
Kowalski: Thanks Rico.
Rico: You're smarter as Blowhole.
Private: Yeah, you're really smarter as Blowhole.
Doris: Yeah, don't be sad. You're may not be smarter as my brother but you're still smart.
Kowalski: ..............
Manfredi & Johnson: HARALD!
Skipper: ....Who?

8. Of what are toi most afraid of?

Skipper: Lost my team.
Kowalski, Rico & Private: Awww.
Skipper: Anybody grouphug?
Kowalski, Rico & Private: Sure! *hugging*
Hans: Private.
Private: What? Why me?
Skipper: I think he is kidding you, Private. *roll eyes*
Blowhole: Sharks...And firerings.
Vitaly: You're such a drama queen!
Blowhole: .....
Manfredi: Mouses. Don't trust them!
Johnson: *noods*

9. Do toi have silbings?

Skipper: A sister. But she don't exists.
Kowalski: No~
Rico: BAWAWAWA
Private: Well, I see in Rico, Kowalski and Skipper my silbings. And Skipper is like a father to me.
Hans: No...but a cousin. *sigh*
Skipper: toi never talked about him.
Hans: He is emberassing, okay? If toi had a sister toi wouldn't talk about her!
Blowhole: *sigh* Yeah... she is so damn annoying.
Doris: Hey!
Penguins: .....SHE IS YOUR SISTER?!
Blowhole: Surprise, huh?
Kowalski: Of all the dolphins in the world is HE Doris brother?!
Skipper: ........

10. Do toi l’amour me?

All: o_O
Skipper: Äh...no?
Kowalski: Are toi the blue hen?! I only l’amour Doris.
Rico: *looks sadly at Kowalski*
Kowalski: ....*pats Rico* Well, brothely love, okay? Some fish?
Rico: Fiiiish! *eats fish*
Doris: No.
Private: *feels sorry for the questionnaire* Yes! Yes I l’amour you!
Skipper: *faceflipper* *slapping Private*
Hans: *grin* Somebody must be really lonely, huh?
Clemson: ....How could I l’amour a question?
Savio: *eats the Question*
Manfredi: Oh man, snake! Now I didn't see this question.

Gumball17 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

_Agent-Nigel_ I like it! i needed a laugh!

MaraKowalski Not bad, really x'D I missed King Julien there (for something more than just being eaten...) I see you are a Kico fan don't you ? Even if you put Kowalski with Doris, it looks like Rico likes Kowalski in your questionnaire... I like Kowalski "Kowalski: ........Thank you Skipper. Really. I'm not smart enough, he? " and "Are you the blue hen?!" What I like most is that "Rico" is "Ocir" backwards (I never thought of this), because "Occire" is like "kill" or "slay" in French x'D (That... does... make... sens... Kaboom, Rico ?)

King_Clemson Daww, so glad that you guys enjoy this. x3 Just wait for more ^///^ @MaraKowalski: Yeah, it's just I really don't like Julien, so I try to just ignore him. x´D (and that's why he is eaten by Savio >D) And yes, I'm a Kico fan <33 It is with Skans, Dorski and Hanson one of my favourite Pairing in PoM. But Kico is still better than Dorski >3<

werockz Oh My Glob!!!! AWESOME!

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Can toi spot all four sneaky pies?

added by Dr6112002

Source: The Penguins of Madagascar

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Skipper's Log : mises à jour

posted by TheRatKing1

*turns tape recorder on*

June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. manchot, pingouin habitat. My panic room. Happy now?

Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.

Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give toi all something to look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to!

A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of animaux called the North Wind (Their motto...

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A Silent Curse

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: So, this is kind of a spin-off of the movie, A Thousand Words (starring Eddie Murphy). It’s not going to be like the movie with the arbre losing its leaves, though. It will be a little different. Hope toi enjoy! Please review!

— § —

    “Maurice! Where is my smoothie?!” Julien impatiently called from his throne. Maurice rolled his eyes and picked up his pace.

    “It’ll be done in a minute, your highness. I’m trying to get it to blend evenly,” he explained as he watched the fruits in the blender mix into one color.

    “Well,...

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Flying Kowalski :D

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails

Hans

added by Cowtails

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Ready To Fight

added by SlyCooper18

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Evil Skippy Pictures :O

added by Kaiume

Source: ME :3 S2E12

I l’amour this Penguins!!!!!!

added by PenguinStyle

I Work Alone (7. Little Brother)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: And here's the suivant chapter. I also want to thank SaturdaySurpris for reviewing. Enjoy!

Private and I walked back to the zoo. “So,” asked Private, “how was it?”

I grinned at him. “Amazingly delicious.”

He beamed. “See, everybody likes snow cones.”

I laughed. “You were right, Private. Race toi back to the zoo.”

I took off sliding. He ran a little before launching himself. “Not fair!” yelled Private. “You got a head start!”

We arrived, laughing, at the manchot, pingouin habitat. “Uh oh,” a dit Private, sliding to a stop.

I followed his glance to see a very...

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The pomme

posted by Aquade

“What is it, Kowalski?”
“According to my calculations,” a dit Kowalski, scribbling something down on his clipboard, “it is an apple.”
“Right.”
Skipper thought for a while. “Hah!” he laughed. “You won’t get us that easily, toi evil witch!”
“Um, Skipper?” asked Private.
Skipper looked at the youngest penguin. “What is it, Private?”
“If toi don’t mind me asking,” a dit Private. “Well I was wondering—”
“Spit it out, soldier.”
“Well, what does an evil witch have to do with the apple?”
Skipper shook his head. “Young Private, I see toi have forgotten...

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No Past, No Future : faucon of Wedding

posted by FaerlixdaMeong

*WARNING : BASED ON REAL STORY, toi MAY LOOK FOR THE ACTUAL STORY*

Transmission #44-21-2. Designate : IPI
Penguin Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1832 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

It had been few years (yea… 10 years???), we started to remember what we should forget... and we started to forget... what we should remember. Aagghh, Master Bean… who’s cares about the past? I had found my l’amour with an… super-duper amazing super woman ... her shiny wings just like an bright fokker plane... her beak just like Spanish Tercio Halberd... her feather was as soft as Gloomy Sunday music...

The chamber of death...chapter 3..

posted by spmana123

Skipper was getting angrier and angrier in that cage as the man smiled at him with kowlaksi and Private inside the cage as well...where was Rico? And why was there blood all splattered all over the mans shirt?

Skipper:WHERE IS HE toi MONSTER!!! IF toi HURTED HIM I SWEAR IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR NECK!!!!

Man:heheheh....I'll get him for u....

The man walked three the door again and brought out Rico....he was crying and shaking alot....there was dried blood all over him....but the worst was that there was a huge line of stitches going down his stomach...

Man:I having very good fun with him....I...

Black and White Run (variation of "Runaway Love")

posted by mostar1219

V1. Young Private has a cœur, coeur of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naïve
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him to be internally snippity.
Private's now La Reine des Neiges on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to go and not pack
Finding out...

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the manchot, pingouin l’amour chronicles, part 1

posted by optionsguy

this is the story of the manchot, pingouin team and their l’amour lives
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF toi DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T commentaire IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet jour in the manchot, pingouin base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily,...

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, toi were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* toi guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals*...

Unexpected Events Chapter Three

posted by Cowtails

Sweet Pripper's POV

I panicked when I saw Cowtails, "OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE PASSED OUT!"

I suddenly heard Kowalski yell, "AHHH! KILLER!"

I stood there confused. All the penguins came over carefully.

"Where's Cowta-" Skipper stopped himself in mid sentence, "HOLY CRAP WHAT DID toi DO?!"

"I don't know, everything has been a blur!" I shouted.

Then I fell silent. Stupid savage side...

"Damnit. My savage side has struck." I muttered.

"Savage?" Kowalski repeated questionly.

"It's when I get mad. Then I end up trying to kill everyone." I a dit quietly.

Skipper looked at Cowtails, "Not sure what...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 12

posted by sarah12499

As Skipper was flying past the park he saw Kowalski's plane parked at the lake. "What is he doing?" Skipper flew down. Kowalski wasn't in his plane ou par the tree's. Skipper searched everywhere for him but he was gone without a trace "Where could he be? He wasn't attacked there's no signs of a fight, and his plane is in better condition than when he left." Skipper looked in the tronc of the plane and there Kowalski was sleeping. Skipper slapped him, hard. Kowalski woke instantly and held his face "OW! What the heck Skipper! Wait.....Skipper, what are toi doing here?" Skipper shook his head...