Madagascar

One mois Into Construction...

Skipper: "Lookin' good! Hey! I told toi that toi can't go there!
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There's fine.
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Lift that higher!
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Tighten those vines!
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Rico! If toi use that dynamite!"

Alex: "OK, things are lookin' good! I think we may actually have a shot at this!"

Skipper: "I told toi so! Ya see? With us in charge...what could go wrong."

KABOOM!

Skipper: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF BIG BIRD'S YELLOW FEATHERS! RICO! toi BETTER BE THANKING YOUR LUCKY TAIL FEATHERS THAT THAT WAS NO WHERE NEAR THE PLANE! COME HERE!"

Rico: "Uh-uh..."

Skipper: "RICO! IF toi DON'T COME HERE THIS INSTANT!"

Rico: *runs away*

Skipper: *chases*

Gloria: "Oyvay."

Julien: "Oy--"

Gloria: *puts her hand over his mouth*

Julien: *pushes her hand away* "OK, fine. toi don't have to tell me twice..." *walks a few feet away* "OYVAY EVERYONE!"

Lemurs: "OYVAY!"

Gloria: *sigh* "Julien...one of these days you're really gonna make me mad......"

Julien: "I am trembling with fear..." *walks away*

Maurice: *walks past her* "You get used to it..."

Gloria: "I don't see how that's possible..."

Mort: *prances by* "HOORAY FOR KING JULIEN!!"

Maurice: "Answer your question?"

Two Months Into Construction...

Julien: "Maurice! Where is my smoothie!?"

Maurice: "Comin' your kinglyness!" *hands him smoothie*

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet now!?" *says hopefully*

Julien: "Maurice...make Mort go bye bye..."

Maurice: "Sorry Mort." *goes to pick Mort up but Julien stops him*

Julien: "On seconde thought...I'll make him go bye bye." *kicks Mort away*

Mort: *voice fades* "DA FEEEEEEEET!!!!!"

Skipper: *talking to Kowalski* "That ringtailed lunatic really gets on my nerves. He's not comin' with us is he?"

Kowalski: "He hasn't a dit anything."

Skipper: "I sure hope not....."

Private: "Skipper...I have the rapporter toi requested!"

Skipper: "Status?"

Private: "If all goes well, & we have no delays...We can start on getting the plane ready for liftoff in about 1 to 2 months."

Skipper: "ONE HUNDRED TWO MONTHS?!?!"

Private: "No sir, 1 to 2 months."

Skipper: *sigh of relief* "Good. I can't wait to get off this nutty island...."

To Be Continued...