Madagascar
Morning...
Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! toi make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"
Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"
Maurice: "You did, your highness."
Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."
Maurice: "You a dit so at the meeting! toi didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"
Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"
Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."
Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"
Julien: "NO! I am always to be telling toi not to be touching the royal feet! Am I not, Maurice?"
Maurice: "He does tell toi about the feet."
Mort: "hehe...."
Alex & Marty...
Alex: "Do toi think this will work, Marty?"
Marty: "With those penguins in charge, I think we have a shot."
Alex: "Marty, the penguins are psychotic. There's not telling what will happen with them at the hilt."
Marty: "Oh, lighten up, Alex! Have a little faith for once!"
Skipper: "Listen to Stripes here, Hippi. We've got this under control."
Alex: "Skipper? What are toi doing here?"
Skipper: "Uh, looking for toi two. We're all working our tail feathers off out here! Well, most of us anyway..." *looks at Maurice fluffing Julien's tail*
Alex: "Fine, bossy feathers. C'mon Marty. Let's go get some wood." *begins to walk away*
Skipper: "That's Mr. Bossy Feathers to you, Hippi! *mutters to self* I hate hippis...."
Kowalski, Private, & Rico...
Private: "Kowalski, do toi think this will work?"
Kowalski: "Odds are between absotively & posilutely."
Private: "So...good odds then?"
Kowalski: "Private, I am 52.3% sure this will work."
Private: "Well...that's slightly over half!"
Kowalski: "Precisely."
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Kowalski: "No, Rico, that would just make things worse."
Rico: "Awwwww." *hangs head in disappointment*
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Julien: "Ah, Maurice, toi make the bestest coconut smoothies..."
Maurice: "Thank you."
Mort: *reaches for feet*
Julien: "MORT! NO TOUCHY THE ROYAL FEET!" *kicks him*
Maurice: "He did tell toi about the feet. Don't toi remember us talking about that not 10 minutes ago? Now he's resorted to kicking you."
Mort: "Any foot touching is good for touching..."
Maurice: "Right..."
Julien: "Why must Mort annoy me jour inside & jour outside..."
Maurice: "Um, don't toi mean jour in & jour out?
...
Never mind. Want a refill?"
Julien: "Yes, please."
Maurice: "Wow...that's the first time you've ever a dit please...to anyone..."
Julien: *gasp* "OH NO! WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE KING THAT IS ME! MAURICE! PINCH ME! NOW BITE ME! NOW claque, smack MY FACE & SPANK MY RIGHT BUTTOCK!
...
AM I AWAKE YET!?!?"
To Be Continued...
Morning...
Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! toi make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"
Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"
Maurice: "You did, your highness."
Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."
Maurice: "You a dit so at the meeting! toi didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"
Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"
Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."
Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"
Julien: "NO! I am always to be telling toi not to be touching the royal feet! Am I not, Maurice?"
Maurice: "He does tell toi about the feet."
Mort: "hehe...."
Alex & Marty...
Alex: "Do toi think this will work, Marty?"
Marty: "With those penguins in charge, I think we have a shot."
Alex: "Marty, the penguins are psychotic. There's not telling what will happen with them at the hilt."
Marty: "Oh, lighten up, Alex! Have a little faith for once!"
Skipper: "Listen to Stripes here, Hippi. We've got this under control."
Alex: "Skipper? What are toi doing here?"
Skipper: "Uh, looking for toi two. We're all working our tail feathers off out here! Well, most of us anyway..." *looks at Maurice fluffing Julien's tail*
Alex: "Fine, bossy feathers. C'mon Marty. Let's go get some wood." *begins to walk away*
Skipper: "That's Mr. Bossy Feathers to you, Hippi! *mutters to self* I hate hippis...."
Kowalski, Private, & Rico...
Private: "Kowalski, do toi think this will work?"
Kowalski: "Odds are between absotively & posilutely."
Private: "So...good odds then?"
Kowalski: "Private, I am 52.3% sure this will work."
Private: "Well...that's slightly over half!"
Kowalski: "Precisely."
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Kowalski: "No, Rico, that would just make things worse."
Rico: "Awwwww." *hangs head in disappointment*
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Julien: "Ah, Maurice, toi make the bestest coconut smoothies..."
Maurice: "Thank you."
Mort: *reaches for feet*
Julien: "MORT! NO TOUCHY THE ROYAL FEET!" *kicks him*
Maurice: "He did tell toi about the feet. Don't toi remember us talking about that not 10 minutes ago? Now he's resorted to kicking you."
Mort: "Any foot touching is good for touching..."
Maurice: "Right..."
Julien: "Why must Mort annoy me jour inside & jour outside..."
Maurice: "Um, don't toi mean jour in & jour out?
...
Never mind. Want a refill?"
Julien: "Yes, please."
Maurice: "Wow...that's the first time you've ever a dit please...to anyone..."
Julien: *gasp* "OH NO! WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE KING THAT IS ME! MAURICE! PINCH ME! NOW BITE ME! NOW claque, smack MY FACE & SPANK MY RIGHT BUTTOCK!
...
AM I AWAKE YET!?!?"
To Be Continued...