Antarctica

*penguins pass a secluded pond*

Rico: "FISH!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo! Rico!"

*Rico & Kowalski dive in*

Skipper: "Don't worry Private, I'll bring up a seconde round for you."

Private: "Thanks."

Skipper: *salutes & dives in*

Private: Not much further now...just a little more...

Kowalski: *jumps out of water*

Rico: *jumps out after*

Skipper: *jumps out with poisson in hand* "Here toi go, young Private."

Private: "Oh, thanks." *begins eating*

Skipper: *goes & sits at the waters edge*

Private: *whispering* "Kowalski, what's his deal?"

Kowalski: "Oh. He does that sometimes. He goes to think about what happened to his parents."

Private: "His parents? What happened to his parents?"

Kowalski: "They were attacked par a leopard seal. His father saved his life."

Private: "Weird. My mum was attacked par a leopard seal."

Kowalski: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Private: "Sokay."

Kowalski: "Hey, if toi wanna...talk...I'll listen."

Private: "Thanks, but I don't like talking about it."

Kowalski: *nods understandingly & leaves him to eat his fish*

Private: That's really weird...his parents were killed par a leopard seal...and so was my mum....

Kowalski: *finishes poisson & goes to Private* "So how much longer till we see this boat?"

Private: "Oh, not much longer now. We should be there par tomorrow morning."

Kowalski: "Oh, OK then."

That Night...

*penguins are sleeping*

Private: Devouring...jaws...no...get away...no...no...no... *wakes with gasp & breathing heavily*

*Private looks around at the others sleeping, then sneaks up to splash water in his face*

Skipper: "You OK, amigo?"

Private: *jumps, stands, & turns to look at Skipper* "Oh! Um, what are toi doing up?"

Skipper: "Oh, I just heard something & wanted to see if toi were--Wait a minute..." *gasps* "YOU CAN WALK!?!?"

Private: *looks down at himself standing* "No! I'm just...putting my weight on one leg! See?" *begins limping to montrer Skipper he really is limping*

Kowalski: *wakes slowly* "What's going *yawn* on?"

Skipper: "Private...YOU'RE LIMPING ON THE WRONG LEG! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MONALISA'S SMILE IS GOING ON HERE?!?!"

Private: "Um...I...We..."

Rico: *wakes slowly* "Huh? Whasgoino?" (Translation: "Huh? What's going on?")

Skipper: "What's going on is that Private has been lying to us this entire time! Is there anything that toi a dit that really was true!?!?"

Private: "Yes! My parents really did die!"

Skipper: "You know that's not what I mean! What are toi trying to do, Private!? If that really is your name!"

Private: "YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!"

Skipper: "I...What? What are toi talking about?! I never even knew your mother!"

Private: "You killed my mother!"

To Be Continued...