Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper said, with his eye twitching. “I know I’m going to regret this, but what kind of animal is Blowhole?” Gloria asked. “He is a Bottlenose Dolphin.” Kowalski stated. Then, the TV flashed on with the image of the evil dauphin nemesis. “Greetings my flightless foes.” Blowhole stated. “I’m going to kill toi jerk!” Pat exclaimed. “Calm down Pat, Why do toi hate Blowhole so much?” Bentley asked. “He’s the reason I’m Adelie penguin! No offence, Ramon.” “None taken.” Ramon said. “I had the best vantage point for the fight between Sly and Muggshot. Muggshot knocked out the raccoon and carried him into a cab. They are at the New York Dock. If toi hurry, toi might save him.” Blowhole said. “How do toi know where my criminal is?” “I put my own tracker on him. No, I won’t tell toi why I did this. So, can we have a truce?” “Yes, but don’t even think about crossing us. If toi do, toi will be in a world of hurt!” Skipper exclaimed. “See toi at the docks. Naaaaaaaaaaaa!” “Now, maybe we can get Muggshot to spill the beans about the IODYSE, maybe we can stop them.”

Meanwhile, Sly was tied to a chair, and was being slapped around par Muggshot. “Okay, why did toi kidnap me?” The Striga began, “Sly, we knew if we kidnapped you, your Friends from the central park zoo would come find you. But, what they don’t see coming is we are using toi as bait for our trap. As we speak now, thousands of Pure Ones are on the way to this place to start the war of the Raccoon.” “Wait, toi didn’t give me my one phone call.” The Striga takes a cell phone from one of his minions and gives it to Sly. “A little privacy please?” He then dials a number. “Hello?” “It’s Sly. Listen, I’m being used as bait as a trap for toi guys. toi need a different plan.” “Don’t worry, I think I got one.”

Twenty minutes later, Pat arrives at the docks, as a pizza man. “We didn’t order any pizza.” “It’s one your neighbors didn’t want, so it’s half price.” “Oh, what flavor is it?” “It is a five cheese and DOOM pizza.” “Wait, what?” “Now!” “Suddenly, Erik and Mort shot out of the box like a bullet out of a gun, taking out the guard with a double front dropkick and then finished him off with a pair of elbow drops. “Guard has been taken out. Ringtail, are toi ready?” “Yes.” “Okay. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, charge!” The charge started with the band and Nyra taking out the few dragon owls that were guarding Sly. Then, their attention turned to the Striga. They knocked him out with a few blows from Sly’s Cane. Pat then untied Sly from the chair. Then he was subsequently sucker punched par Muggshot. Murray then stepped up. “Come on weakling, if toi think you’re the number one contender, then take a shot at the champion!” As he always did, Murray used his muscles. He punched him in the face. Sly then Chop Blocked him and Murray then powerbombed Muggshot though the table. “Guess I’m the champion.” Murray said. The boss skua gave up quickly. But, they forgot one important person in this fight.

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