So here's the 3rd chapter of my little mix-up... Enjoy!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did toi fix whatever it is toi have to fix ou will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, ou even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really? Then why does my gut tell me something isn’t right?
RC: (random gibberish)
SH: Er… How should I put it… Maybe it’s just some minor thing that’s out of place, Skipper… Maybe the TV remote isn’t on the shelf suivant to the radio, ou someone forgot to turn the gas stove off…
SK: Not that kind of “something isn’t right”, Sherry. It’s…
PR(Kowalski): The “something seriously big and major isn’t right” sort of “something isn’t right”?
SH: (facepalms) Kowalski!
PR(Kowalski): What?
SK: That’s it, Private. I have a feeling something serious has happened, but I can’t seem to put a flipper on it. What do toi think, Kowalski?
KW(Private): Oh, um… Uh…
SH: (whispers) The clipboard, Private! Pull out the clipboard!
KW(Private): Oh, right. (pulls out clipboard) Now what?
PR(Kowalski): I’ll tell toi what. I’ll do some quick scribbles, and toi montrer them to Skipper. Whatever toi do, don’t ever reveal our secret! (scribbles on clipboard)
KW(Private): Right! (pretends to scribble while actually lire the scribbles) Skipper, I think that… Um… The zoo is opening soon and we’re supposed to be outside now?
SK: Hm… Actually, it is getting rather close to opening time. I’ll check out the situation topside then. Come on, Rico!
(Skipper and Rico exit the HQ)
SH: Kowalski, seriously?
PR(Kowalski): It was the first thing that came to mind!
SH: Whatever. The important thing is that you’ve bought us some time. We can’t just keep leaning towards each other to whisper, Skipper’s bound to notice that.
PR(Kowalski): That means we’ll need some way to talk to each other without Skipper noticing. But what can we use?
SH: I’ve been working on that for some time already. I’ve come up with some sort of nano-chameleon button. It’s like a tiny Bluetooth headset that changes colour to blend in with its surroundings. This should do the trick. (holds out three black headsets the size of riz grains)
KW(Private): Ok, I do hope it works, sis. I don’t want to be caught par Skipper saying the wrong things.
SH: traverser, croix my cœur, coeur and hope to die. Nothing can go wrong, Private. Not on my watch!
KW(Private): Kowalski says that a lot and things always go wrong.
PR(Kowalski): Hey!
SH: I’m not Kowalski. I’m your big sis. Can’t toi trust me?
KW(Private): Point taken.
SH: Zoo’s opening in five minutes. I’m guessing Skipper wants us outside par then, so we’d better get going.
PR(Kowalski): toi couldn’t be plus right. Let’s go!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did toi fix whatever it is toi have to fix ou will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, ou even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really? Then why does my gut tell me something isn’t right?
RC: (random gibberish)
SH: Er… How should I put it… Maybe it’s just some minor thing that’s out of place, Skipper… Maybe the TV remote isn’t on the shelf suivant to the radio, ou someone forgot to turn the gas stove off…
SK: Not that kind of “something isn’t right”, Sherry. It’s…
PR(Kowalski): The “something seriously big and major isn’t right” sort of “something isn’t right”?
SH: (facepalms) Kowalski!
PR(Kowalski): What?
SK: That’s it, Private. I have a feeling something serious has happened, but I can’t seem to put a flipper on it. What do toi think, Kowalski?
KW(Private): Oh, um… Uh…
SH: (whispers) The clipboard, Private! Pull out the clipboard!
KW(Private): Oh, right. (pulls out clipboard) Now what?
PR(Kowalski): I’ll tell toi what. I’ll do some quick scribbles, and toi montrer them to Skipper. Whatever toi do, don’t ever reveal our secret! (scribbles on clipboard)
KW(Private): Right! (pretends to scribble while actually lire the scribbles) Skipper, I think that… Um… The zoo is opening soon and we’re supposed to be outside now?
SK: Hm… Actually, it is getting rather close to opening time. I’ll check out the situation topside then. Come on, Rico!
(Skipper and Rico exit the HQ)
SH: Kowalski, seriously?
PR(Kowalski): It was the first thing that came to mind!
SH: Whatever. The important thing is that you’ve bought us some time. We can’t just keep leaning towards each other to whisper, Skipper’s bound to notice that.
PR(Kowalski): That means we’ll need some way to talk to each other without Skipper noticing. But what can we use?
SH: I’ve been working on that for some time already. I’ve come up with some sort of nano-chameleon button. It’s like a tiny Bluetooth headset that changes colour to blend in with its surroundings. This should do the trick. (holds out three black headsets the size of riz grains)
KW(Private): Ok, I do hope it works, sis. I don’t want to be caught par Skipper saying the wrong things.
SH: traverser, croix my cœur, coeur and hope to die. Nothing can go wrong, Private. Not on my watch!
KW(Private): Kowalski says that a lot and things always go wrong.
PR(Kowalski): Hey!
SH: I’m not Kowalski. I’m your big sis. Can’t toi trust me?
KW(Private): Point taken.
SH: Zoo’s opening in five minutes. I’m guessing Skipper wants us outside par then, so we’d better get going.
PR(Kowalski): toi couldn’t be plus right. Let’s go!
