Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

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posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: salut guys, have toi seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have to answer that?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #3: Rico
Skipper: where the Duce is Rico?!
Kowalski: I have nooooo idea.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Rico on it and plays the song "Dynamite")
Ruthless: what ya know, he's callin' me now.
Private: that's your Ringtone for him?
Skipper: (faceplam)
*CUT*

Ringtone short #4: Private
Ruthless: I can't believe I Lost my phone again!!! Private call me.
Private: okay. (calls phone)
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Private on it and has a pic of him dancing while playing the song "Just Dance")
Private: oh dear.
Skipper: Ruthless... What am I going to do with you?
Author's note: maybe plus later. I'm really board right now. Yeah. Have fun with this and don't forget to leave a comment! Bye!

CarlosPenaLove, carsfan and 4 others like this

pomfan2 It'z AWESOME! and really funny XD i 'loled' thru the whole thing! plus i was just watching a video of Ko on utube with the 'get smart' theme...interesting XDD

kowalskiro ^ thanks buddy. Sometimes I think my ideas are crazy.

Hijinata lol those songs are perfeect for them XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks!

candlefairy_13 OMIGOSH! That was so funny! XD Skipper! The "Jaws" theme! And I love Private's expression: O_O Oh dear. Classic! XD

kowalskiro Awww! Thanks guys! I CAN WRIGHT FUNNY STUFF!!!!!! YEAHS!!!!! :D you guys made me very happy today. Basiclly the "Jaws" theme is what Ruthless hears in her head every time Skipper walks in a room. ;)

kowalskiro I'VE COME UP WITH A OCxCharacter LOVE THINGIE!!!! It's called Ruco. Guess who it is. ;)

Icicle1penguin The first one I found incredibly funny! XD

kowalskiro Thanks icicle!

KowalSkip9 I can't think of the Jaws theme without also thinking of a scene in Back to the Future 2. ^^ (Me and my movies -_-) I thought that was really funny! Of course Rico's would be Dynamite. Heheh

kowalskiro I'm still thanking everybody!!!! You too up there! ^^

mixmaster15 LOL XD Nice Job! XD

kowalskiro THANKS!!!!!

kowalskiro Yes, I'm sayin' thanks ta everybody!

egel_0507 Love it! XD

kowalskiro Thanks!!!

quasomeness Quasome ringtones! For Julien, it should be Trololol.

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I was thinking about Julien's. The first thing that came to my head was(of course) I like to move it.

EppofangirlXD LOL. wth?

kowalskiro ^ what do you mean by 'wth'?

carsfan XD so funny! XD I love it!

carsfan But for Kowalski`s rigntone, I was thinking more of the song "I am a scientist". but great job any way! XD Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOb8f7sMcvk XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I can't watch the video now but later.

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 1

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way accueil from getting snow-cones. " I do l’amour myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his arc en ciel one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are toi so blue? toi l’amour snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I l’amour them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would toi care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...

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How The Penguins Might Have Met Chapt. 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother manchot, pingouin and a father manchot, pingouin with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest manchot, pingouin couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even plus happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...

I.D card liste found in corpse party story

posted by spmana123

This is basically montrer all the body's that the penguins found while in heavenly host, and how they were killed and what zoo they went to, tell me what toi think about it:D

Central zoo high

Kowalski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause of death: stabbed multiple times, tongue removed

Maurice:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause if death: possessed par evil spirit and hung himself

Central zoo elementary

Mort:
Gender:male
Age:9
Grade:5th
Cause of death:crushed par Supernatural force against wall, died instantly

Seaville high
Menfriedi:
Gender:male
Grade:11th
Age:17
Cause if death: stabbed multiple times all over...

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A New Crush Chapter 7

posted by Number1SkippFan

salut this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

So this morning I did my daily staring at Skipper while he sleeps, then watched him drink his poisson coffee, then watched him preform for the humans. Happy morning!

Kowalski's POV:
Why is Kat always jouer la comédie like that around Skipper? Hmm, par my calculations...that means...woah!...how is Skipper going to react to that?
End of Kowalski's POV

The lemurs came over to our habitat once the humans left.
I knew this wouldn't end well

"I caught toi girly penguin!" the tallest maki, lémurien a dit to me

"Caught me doing what?" I shot back

"You like the stupidy bossy manchot, pingouin for...

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All Good Things Come to an End - Chapter Two

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Note: PB gets all the credit for the awesome title! :P
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Kowalski hurried over to the window and peered out.
"What do toi see?" I asked.
"Mostly people running. There's Marlene. She's down there."
I helped Private to his feet. "Maybe we should go down and--"
That's when the explosion struck. Sure, there had been those other two, but this one was big. ou it seemed big, seeing as the bomb had dropped straight through the open window.
The wall--the one with the window--exploded out into the street, along with the part...

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No titre Yet!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

I still miss them. All of them. I miss how Kowalski always thought of some long, winded explanation to things, Private's giggle and girly obsessions, Rico's l’amour of dynamite. I miss how close I felt to them, how sometimes I could almost read their minds. I miss joking around with them, watching films together, and Shirtless Ninjas.
Isn't it unfair how we never realize how much these things mean to us until they're gone?
I wish I had thought about it before--before what happened. I suppose now your saying: "what did happen? C'mon, Skipper, toi can trust us. Tell the story!"
I will, if toi really...

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Why I l’amour PoM!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

1. It's funny!
2. The characters have been worked on. I like stuff where the characters all have their own personality.
3. I would never have found fanpop if not for PoM!
4. Mort is adorable!
5. So is Private!
6. The animation is awesome. I suck at animation. The best I can do is some weird blue monkey head with fourrure sticking out of its eyeballs.
7. None of the characters are annoying!
8. It's different. Most shows aren't like it.
9. If you're sad, ou worried, toi can just watch PoM and you'll feel better. It works every time.
10. It's even fun to watch with the sound turned down! (You should try it--it's...

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Celeste Chapter 15

posted by legendary7

Every one stood in shock from what they had just seen. Celeste still seemed deep in thought. But the thing on her mind was wiped away, when Private wrapped his fin around her waist and pulled her toward him. She smiled, as her cœur, coeur raced. His saphire eyes gleamed at her golden ones. It seemed hard to breathe.
"All right, let's get back to set up our shelter." Skipper said, clearing his throat at the awkward feeling for the rest of his boys.
"Right," Celeste answered obediently.
All the rest of the afternoon, Celeste acted peculiar. Something was upsetting her. Private was competely bewildered...

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Warrior's Of Night -4- ~Petting Zoo Madness/HQ Madness~

posted by winkies77

Ok peacebaby7 here's umm well, chappie 4 XD

5:00 p.m., Petting Zoo
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"AH!" Skipper screamed and stomped and killed lots of bugs ou toi know what ever they were, but plus kept coming to bite him.

Rico came 4 minutes later, and almost passed out par the sight of hundreds of....things. He puked up a flyswatter and started smashing bugs. But it was no use.

He finally gave up and watched in horror as his leader would (possibly) be eaten. He glanced to his right and saw a book--more like a journal--and picked it up.
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Conner Kenway vs. Skipper fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper

Conner Kenway
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.

Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team manchot, pingouin who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.

Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (2) Diagnosis

posted by peacebaby7

It was about a week later and things had pretty much gone back to normal, though Tom’s parents were still unapproving of Kari and her beliefs. Tom and Kari spent plus time at the pond outlying the village and par themselves. They enjoyed each other’s company, and they didn’t care what anybody had to say about it.

Tom and Kari, not wanting to be in the crowd of penguins, went back to the pond and were now swimming. Tom splashed water in Kari’s face, which resulted in Kari pushing his head underwater playfully. Tom resurfaced and pushed Kari away. “Stop it!” He cried laughing.

“You...

Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 1 A jour which changed everything

posted by MadagascarGirl

Okay, this chapter was already done but it was full of grammar errors, so I post this one with a better grammar. Of course, it’s still full of mistakes but believe me, it’s better than the first one. ;D
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It was a beautiful sunny the Central Park Zoo the animaux do everything as always... which doesn't mean it was normal. The lemurs were dancing of course to the loud music. The Four penguins were training outside their HQ. Suddenly in front of them jumped an otter.
"Hey guys, I have the great news!" the loutre said.
"What kind of news, Marlene?" Skipper asked.
"I'll have..." Marlene paused for...

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Confidence is Strength (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "You Raise Me Up")

posted by mostar1219

Petting Zoo

There was a fight going on. The Blue Hen was thawed out faster than Steve Rogers and challenged Kowalski to a fight of brains and brawns. The whole zoo was able to watch while Alice was kept busy.
When the fight was going on, as much as Kowalski tried to prevent it, he was getting beaten in places that a manchot, pingouin didn't want to get beaten. It was a horrifying sight, but the most horrified was Monique, she even tried to keep herself from crying.
When Monique called a time out, the Blue Hen turned around feeling pretty confident about a possible victory.
"Seems like she's still expecting...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" par Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater par the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings ou dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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His Best Friend In the World

posted by werockz

In Florida, Rico and his wife divorced 9 minutes ago. It was yet a sad ending to him. Katie and Dynamite stayed on his father's side while his wife left the house. It was an incomplete family. But Rico thought this was the first time he saw an incomplete family.But much to his dismay, he's wrong.

In the middle of the night, Rico can't sleep. Something was bothering him. He was trying to remember something. Something about an incomplete family that happened 2 years ago. He was too sleepy to think about it. Maybe I'll ink bout it gain tomorrow. he thought. He went back to lit and slept.

The next...

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The Final Word (Chapter 1)

posted by BrightLight92

"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The manchot, pingouin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help par digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...

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questions for Bob Schooley

posted by JHNguyen93

For those of toi who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), toi know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some fan questions from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your questions in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No questions involving the new series Bob's working on. toi know which one I'm talking about....

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for morgan then?

User: No. Do toi like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: toi are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are toi sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

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Long Live POM

posted by peacebaby7

So, just laying in lit last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I l’amour The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies annuler the montrer on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but plus importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our l’amour for POM & our talents together & keep...

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plus Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first jour at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides toi and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me plus about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, toi can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...