Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless toi want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and a dit between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but toi can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And toi girls will have to share two stalls...And I didn't quite catch your names."

"Oh yeah,I'm Colonel,Kassie *points to Kowalski*,Richie *P.T Rico* And Secret *P.T Private*."replied Colonel.

"So toi guys are probably are tired from your trip all the way from Pennsylvania,so here are the bunks"Marlene said,as she gestured to the bunks."Oh,I think I'll sleep in this one",James a dit as she climbed into Skipper's bunk,"It's nice and guy-ish,oh and Colonel will l’amour that rose bunk,with the Hello Kitty Poster >:D"

"Oh,uh.",Colonel stammered,but then he saw Marlene's face and then decided to go along for it.(And NO i don't support Skilene >:l)"Yeah,I'll sleep in this one >:( .",He a dit grudgingly.

"Oh,and I'll go in this one :D",said Secret,who was climbing into Rico's bunk.

"Annd I'll g-go in th-this one."Richie tried to say,without reveling that "she's" Rico,as "she" was climbing into Private's bunk.

"Oh and look there is only one bunk left,I'll go in it,NOBODY GO IN IT!!! D8<",yelled Kassie,as "she" climbed into his bunk.

"Ok,so I'll leave now,so toi guys can sleep so bye.",Marlene a dit as she left.

---At HQ---10:00---in darkness---

As James was tossing in turning in Skipper's bunk,she moved the oreiller and saw a magazine.
"Uh,Skipper.What is a "Playboy manchot, pingouin Magazine" doing under your pillow?,"she asked.

"Oh,uh,um..."Skipper stammered.,"Hey,what's a picture of ME doing under YOUR pillow!?!?"

"Oh yeah,why is there hearts surrounding a girl named Lilly in this magazine?!?!"

"Then WHY do toi have a cœur, coeur surrounding me in THIS picture!?!?"

"Uh...touche",replied Jazzy.
*silence for a few seconds*
"Hey,"whispered Kowalski,"Can toi give me that magazine,Jazzy?"

"KOWALSKI!!!!",Shouted Skipper.

"Sorry Skipper!!!",screamed back Kowalski.
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Oh,Skipper,you naughty little manchot, pingouin XD

Colonelpenguin, MsKowalski99 and 1 other like this

skipperfan5431 ..........................O_O.............................Yeah, I pose for magazines part time! XD Omg, im totally kidding....or Am I? Dun Dun Dun! Skipper is a naughty little penguin INDEED..O_O

AgentJazzy00 ^ XD

fox_tamer_113 Yay! You followed my advise! It's cleaner to read now! :D Anyways, nice story! :D Continue! =^_^=

beastialmoon lol. Very interesting fic so far :)

SandMCLASSIFIED Really Skipper.....REally?

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A New Crush Chapter 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

salut this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)This fanfic is about a girl manchot, pingouin that comes to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

My name is Kat, but I'm not a cat, I am a penguin, from Antarctica. I have one problem with my home: it's too cold. I knew one jour I would escape that horrible snow land, and that jour was yesterday, when that weird man came and put me in a crate, and for once in my life I felt comfortable and warm.

Today I am traveling to a new home, hopefully a warm one.

I don't know how long I was in that caisse but all I know now is that I'm here at my new home...a zoo? cool!

Am I alone in this manchot, pingouin habitat? Just then I hear waddling coming from under the platform, okay good I'm not alone.

Skipper pokes his head through the hatch hole and spots Kat, then calls the the rest of the team. Is our new manchot, pingouin here yet Skipper? Private asks. Yes Private, she's here.

Oh hi I'm Kat, I'm new here I a dit cheerfully.

What if manfredi and johnson were still alive

posted by Kowalskyman1

if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE jour SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT jour SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told l’amour potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent montrer gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN brun foncé, dun DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops sûr, sans danger on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the éléphant foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs sûr, sans danger and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 4: Winkes

posted by legendary7

They finally are up the stairs, when they meet yet another hallway. Private's tiny jaw almost hits the floor. Nigel contuines waddling on down it. His nephew stares up at him, and imitates his every move.
"We're close, Private." Nigel encourages Private. The young manchot, pingouin slouches onward, but quickly goes back to jouer la comédie like his uncle. His mother laughs, for she knows she made the right decision.
"Nigel, what does this machine do?" She asks cautiously gesturing toward a colossal rectangluar appliance. It is black on the haut, retour au début and bottom. A shiny object seals vivid minisquel shapes that are held...

Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 1 A jour which changed everything

posted by MadagascarGirl

Okay, this chapter was already done but it was full of grammar errors, so I post this one with a better grammar. Of course, it’s still full of mistakes but believe me, it’s better than the first one. ;D
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It was a beautiful sunny the Central Park Zoo the animaux do everything as always... which doesn't mean it was normal. The lemurs were dancing of course to the loud music. The Four penguins were training outside their HQ. Suddenly in front of them jumped an otter.
"Hey guys, I have the great news!" the loutre said.
"What kind of news, Marlene?" Skipper asked.
"I'll have..." Marlene paused for...

The way how Manfredi and Johnson died

posted by King_Clemson

Put this on fanfiction, on Deviantart...
So I want it here too. c:
But I think it's kind of bad.
And the reason why he killed Manfredi and Johnson is stupid.

Written par me
Translated par my sister
Design about Manfredi and Johnson par LittleEliot

„Skipper please ransom us…" a dit Manfredi afflicted. The chiefpenguin just starred with a shocked face at his two teamcollegues. Should he really give them the death blow? It would be better for both, they didn´t look like someone could save them. But he couldn´t…He couldn´t kill his team collegues!
Why did that dansk snake do that?! He trusted the...

The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 1 Fight

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Kowalski, analysis” a dit Skipper, leader of the penguins team.
“I think we have got all… Rico?” a dit tall penguins Kowalski, who was a scientist.
Rico checked his stomach, which was a magazine of theirs weapons. He nodded.
“So we can go” a dit Kowalski.
“Ok, everybody are ready?”
“Yes, sir” a dit three penguins.
“Operation: Blowhole, start… now” a dit Skipper and all penguins went out of their HQ.
“How we get to Blowhole?” asked young manchot, pingouin Private.
“We can go par subway”
Penguins went to New York city town and get to the subway. In subway weren’t any people, so...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 2 The Dark Tunnel

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are toi alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” a dit Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are toi ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate par avalanche of debris.
“I was training toi for situation like that” a dit Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to supprimer stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

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Separate (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Home" par Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 8: Goodbyes And One Last Hope

posted by legendary7

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They divisé, split up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find toi it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut toi like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 1

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball a dit as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are toi sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that toi did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

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The Black Death Chapter 5: Skiptracing

posted by legendary7

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico par the stairs. "Are toi both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski a dit out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for morgan then?

User: No. Do toi like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: toi are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are toi sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 7

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the château where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the trône room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a manchot, pingouin with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the château anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse jour ever. The jour he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran vers l'avant, vers l’avant has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before toi read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, toi have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One plus note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so toi know I'm not adding the whole game....

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the dîner table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if toi lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's dîner plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a aléatoire object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, ou does that penguin...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are toi sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: toi have to déplacer backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

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The legend of the Crystal faucon *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a crabe had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna poisson had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low toi could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...