Hello, reader. In this story I (Skipper) am the narator ou also known as the story teller. So enjoy, soldier! I keep adding the Skipper name because toi might think that I am "not" the real Skipper even if I am the real Skipper. I know toi soldiers think that I am not been écriture a story. Well, think again. Phil and Masen taught me of écriture and reading. Leave your commentaire if toi have some opinions and such thingies. Thanks for reading! Enjoy!
The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter I - The Creation of Happines
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At that day, it was 600 hours on the morning (6:00 A.M). The headquarters is responding very normal. I was standing on the HQ sipping my mug of coffee while watching the news on the télévision ou also known as fishyvision. Miss Lilly is standing beside me.Private is playing his lunacorn ponies, Rico is combing the hair of his doll, Ms.Perky.But Kowalski is inventing something unusual and bothering at his laboratory. And then he suddenly came out of his lab and shouted while raising his new suspicious invention. "I have done it!" Kowalski yelled while being proud. "Well, that ends a big otta boy."I said. "Gosh!" Private cheered. "Wow, Kowalski. What's new?" Lilly asked. She is smiling so pretty.
"But there is 50% posibility to destroy civilisation". Kowalski added.
"Well, I see one major problem with your your invention, Kowalski." I informed.
"We're out of coffee." I added.
"Skipper, won't the 50% chance of destroying civilization might be a problem too?" Private reminded.
"Hmmm.. Private might be on to something.. Rico, what do toi think?" I asked.
"Ugh... Et noy!!" Rico suggested. Holding a crowbar.
Translation : "Ugh... Destroy!!"
"No, no, not yet, Rico." I advised.
"Aww..." Rico said.
"Kowalski, status report." I commanded. "My latest invention, Skipper. The Provider5000! This baby can provide anything that toi request. It can give anything with just a blink of an eye. Watch what this baby can do.". So Kowalski tested his new invention to montrer Skipper how it is done ou what it can do. "Hello Mr. Provider5000, I am asking a cup of Starbucks coffee for Skipper" he asked. And look at that! It really did! A group of speck (atoms, Kowalski said) suddenly united and created a cup of Starbucks coffee. "Oooooooooohhh..." Lilly, Private and Rico was amazed. "Try this, Skipper!" Kowalski offered. "Oh, interesting. That is really a big otta boy, Kowalski! That can help a lot." I cheered. Kowalski smiled. "But this might be a big problemo, that thing can be a disaster, an earthquake, ou exposing our enire operation to the world!" I warned, and I clenched my fist. Rico and Private agreed. "Skipper is right, Kowalski. This is highly futuristic but we don't know how to take care of it yet." Lilly explained.
The machine have a size and shape of a refrigirator. It have a color of shiny black. It have a door that is blue, thick, clear glass and a knob. It have a little activation keys that have a shape of a calculator beside the door. When toi look inside the invention, it have rayon, ray gun-like shape on the ceiling of the machine.
"But Skipper, this baby is highly sûr, sans danger as long as we keep it sûr, sans danger and classified to others. It is not easy to be switched on SDM ou Self Distruct Mode, atleast par me. This can be switched on SDM if toi unlocked the mot de passe on those activation keys. If it is on SDM, it won't provide any disaster ou explosion. If toi don't wan't this invention, we will drag this invention to........ floor 13 and not be used anymore." Kowalski said, covered his crying eyes. I was concerned, he really l’amour his invetions. "Tsk, fine, your invention is free to be used." I allowed. "Yes! Yes!" Kowalski cheered, hopping around the HQ. "But in ONE condition, we will never ever abuse this thing. Make sure that this will never ever let this make a disaster! Do toi three comprehend it?" Skipper stern. "Sir, yes, sir!!" Kowalski, Rico and Private exclaimed."Sure thing, Skipper."
Lilly said. "Excelent! How can we hide this thing?" I asked. "Wait." Kowalski said. We immediately waddled to the machine and acctivated a code. The machine made itself invisible. "Kowalski, nice shot!" I cheered. Kowalski whisphered and told me the activation code thingies. "Wow, theres a lot of codes huh." I said. "Skipper, what did Kowalski told you?" Private asked, being curious. "Sorry Private but this is classified. This thing will be kept par higher ranks. Arm your selves for lights out. Tomorrow will be a different kind of day." I said. "Awww.." Private and Rico said. We all waddled up to get our own night trophée and climed our own bunks.
To be continued..
The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter I - The Creation of Happines
________________________________________
At that day, it was 600 hours on the morning (6:00 A.M). The headquarters is responding very normal. I was standing on the HQ sipping my mug of coffee while watching the news on the télévision ou also known as fishyvision. Miss Lilly is standing beside me.Private is playing his lunacorn ponies, Rico is combing the hair of his doll, Ms.Perky.But Kowalski is inventing something unusual and bothering at his laboratory. And then he suddenly came out of his lab and shouted while raising his new suspicious invention. "I have done it!" Kowalski yelled while being proud. "Well, that ends a big otta boy."I said. "Gosh!" Private cheered. "Wow, Kowalski. What's new?" Lilly asked. She is smiling so pretty.
"But there is 50% posibility to destroy civilisation". Kowalski added.
"Well, I see one major problem with your your invention, Kowalski." I informed.
"We're out of coffee." I added.
"Skipper, won't the 50% chance of destroying civilization might be a problem too?" Private reminded.
"Hmmm.. Private might be on to something.. Rico, what do toi think?" I asked.
"Ugh... Et noy!!" Rico suggested. Holding a crowbar.
Translation : "Ugh... Destroy!!"
"No, no, not yet, Rico." I advised.
"Aww..." Rico said.
"Kowalski, status report." I commanded. "My latest invention, Skipper. The Provider5000! This baby can provide anything that toi request. It can give anything with just a blink of an eye. Watch what this baby can do.". So Kowalski tested his new invention to montrer Skipper how it is done ou what it can do. "Hello Mr. Provider5000, I am asking a cup of Starbucks coffee for Skipper" he asked. And look at that! It really did! A group of speck (atoms, Kowalski said) suddenly united and created a cup of Starbucks coffee. "Oooooooooohhh..." Lilly, Private and Rico was amazed. "Try this, Skipper!" Kowalski offered. "Oh, interesting. That is really a big otta boy, Kowalski! That can help a lot." I cheered. Kowalski smiled. "But this might be a big problemo, that thing can be a disaster, an earthquake, ou exposing our enire operation to the world!" I warned, and I clenched my fist. Rico and Private agreed. "Skipper is right, Kowalski. This is highly futuristic but we don't know how to take care of it yet." Lilly explained.
The machine have a size and shape of a refrigirator. It have a color of shiny black. It have a door that is blue, thick, clear glass and a knob. It have a little activation keys that have a shape of a calculator beside the door. When toi look inside the invention, it have rayon, ray gun-like shape on the ceiling of the machine.
"But Skipper, this baby is highly sûr, sans danger as long as we keep it sûr, sans danger and classified to others. It is not easy to be switched on SDM ou Self Distruct Mode, atleast par me. This can be switched on SDM if toi unlocked the mot de passe on those activation keys. If it is on SDM, it won't provide any disaster ou explosion. If toi don't wan't this invention, we will drag this invention to........ floor 13 and not be used anymore." Kowalski said, covered his crying eyes. I was concerned, he really l’amour his invetions. "Tsk, fine, your invention is free to be used." I allowed. "Yes! Yes!" Kowalski cheered, hopping around the HQ. "But in ONE condition, we will never ever abuse this thing. Make sure that this will never ever let this make a disaster! Do toi three comprehend it?" Skipper stern. "Sir, yes, sir!!" Kowalski, Rico and Private exclaimed."Sure thing, Skipper."
Lilly said. "Excelent! How can we hide this thing?" I asked. "Wait." Kowalski said. We immediately waddled to the machine and acctivated a code. The machine made itself invisible. "Kowalski, nice shot!" I cheered. Kowalski whisphered and told me the activation code thingies. "Wow, theres a lot of codes huh." I said. "Skipper, what did Kowalski told you?" Private asked, being curious. "Sorry Private but this is classified. This thing will be kept par higher ranks. Arm your selves for lights out. Tomorrow will be a different kind of day." I said. "Awww.." Private and Rico said. We all waddled up to get our own night trophée and climed our own bunks.
To be continued..
