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Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his seconde an at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see toi again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - a dit Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, populaire and really cool. What else he needed to rendez-vous amoureux, date every girl he wanted to rendez-vous amoureux, date with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene.
- And away we go! - smiled Skipper. They were always finishing each other's quotes.
The girls were coming. The Newbie Girls Review started.
- So, there ya go... What do ya think? - asked Marlene.
-I'm seeking for the right girl...No, no, no... Maybe this one? Nah, I don't like her legs.
- Legs?! - asked Marlene - Skippy, do ya REALLY care bout da legs?
- Of course I do, sista - he answered - They're important!
- So - asked she - what do toi think bout mine?
Skipper stared at her. Marlene turned red and a dit just:
- Ah. Oh, ya.
Skipper smiled. He loves doing this!
- Let's better go back to the Newbie Review. No, no, no... Wait wait wait! That's my baby...
- Who? - asked Marlene, still red.
- See? The hippie girl.
- I thought ya hate hippies, Skipp?
- Yup, but this one... Those blond fluffy hair, flowery chemise and those funny hippie pants... Oooh, baby!
- I'm pretty sure that it won't end well - a dit Marlene, staring at Skipper.
Skipper looked at her.
- Twenty bucks it'll be my best rendez-vous amoureux, date this year.
- Deal - a dit Marlene, looking into his eyes.
- Deal - he a dit and he went after the hippie.

Skipper followed the hippie. She was standing in the middle af the hall, looking for somebody - ou maybe it was just Skippy's impression? The bad thing was that he couldn't see her face - it was hiding under big Lennon-style glasses. Skipper messed his hair (all the girls says that he looks 'so totally cute!' when his hair is messed) and went to the hippie.
- Hi sweet - he a dit and he touched her arm - What is a girl like toi doing here alone?
The hippie turned red.
- Ummm... - she said.
- Aah, you've moved, right? And now you're in our class... Mmm, I can't wait to meet toi - a dit Skipper with a smile that gives every girl a heard attack.
- Y-y-yes... - a dit hippie, sill red.
- So, what's your name, sweetheart? - asked Skipper, embracing the hippie's waist.
- K-kelno Frederick Blowhole - answered the hippie.
- Say WHAT?! - asked Skipper - You're not a girl?!!

- See? - a dit Marlene, when he paid her - Don't be such a womanizer!
- I prefer 'playboy', Marlene - a dit Skipper and sighed. He just didn't know that Kelno would be his mortal enemy. Well, maybe he knew, but he thought that 'the Hippie Freak' will forgive him, one fine day...
- Hey, know what? - he said, looking into Marlene's eyes.
- What? - she asked.
- Blowhole's got better waist than you! - he laughed and run away before she slapped him.

Where was the rest of the team? Well, that's another story...

~M
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posted by spmana123
note:this is my first story, so it might not be the best, but its pretty good:) enjoy!


i watched in horror as blowholes minion begun to beat rico savagly with a bat over and over again, hearing him scream in agony, begging him to stop, blood gushing out of his mouth from the beating, while blowhole was laughing the whole time.

skipper:blowhole, stop! your gonna kill him!

blowhole: i,ll never stop, and he,ll suffer until he begs me to kill him!

after 5 minutes of bieng beaten, dr blowhole told his minon to cease and stop. when we saw rico, we were traumitized to see all of those bruises and blood...
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Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start chant Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will toi go out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say

heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk

what does the Julien say

I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before

what does the Julien say

nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

what does the Julien say

annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy

what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows

Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.
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NOTE!!!!: this chapter immediately takes place after the events of the story corpse party/penguins...enjoy :)

It was a typical sunny day....and skipper was trying to enjoy himself.....private tried cheering him up....

Private:c'mon skipper.....cheer up... It's been four months now...I know it's tough...but we've got to déplacer on....

Skipper then turned around and begun to yell at Private...scaring him..

Skipper:MOVE ON!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO déplacer ON!!! AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST FORGET ABOUT KOWLASKI!!! JUST ACT LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED!!!

Private then began to cry and fall to the ground, covering his...
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Skipper private and Rico were all set up to go to lit that night, skipper and Rico continued to argue all jour that day, making private plus and plus upset. Private laid in his bed, and immediately went to sleep, Rico and skipper still arguing.

Rico: toi know what, I can't deal with this anymore!!! I'm going to spend the night at juliens, at least I care about him!!

Skipper: fine! And I do care about him!!!!

Rico then left slamming the poisson bowl at the top.

Skipper then went to his bunk lit and climbed in it, and suddenly.....broke down.

Skipper:"sobs" why....why did this have to happen?!

Skipper...
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Skipper: ugh....what the?....where am I?

Skipper had woken up, wondering where the heck he was.

Skipper: dammit....I must be in the main building...I've got to get back to private!

skipper got up and started to walk back to the 2nd building entrance, but heard a familiar voice that stopped him in his tracks.

???:skipper.... This way...

Skipper:?!.

???:get to julien...please....he's on the verge of snapping....

Skipper: .....that voice sounded like...Maurice's...

Skipper quickly went to where the voice had told him to, and found himself inside the boys bathroom.

Skipper had checked all the stalls to...
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posted by Skiparah
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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. toi would imagine that only a manchot, pingouin could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five minutes outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick mur that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...
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Hope toi enjoy this. :D

It was mid-after noon in Central Park Zoo, and everyone who visited the zoo started to leave for home.
Including the animaux as well. The sunset was beautiful, even for the most grumpy animals.

But something was fishy in the penguin's HQ, almost like a sticky fish.

"Kowalski! Whats is that thing?!" Skipper shouted as he ducked and bobbed away from a lézard like weirdo.

"I believe that's a Axolotl." Kowalski replied, and ran back into his lab, and came out a minute later. "My scanner-ray should tells us actually what it is."

After Kowalski scanned it he started explaining,...
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