Awesome poney pics for old time's sake

It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever toi are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...

Date: January 26, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss left the yards in their freight train.

Candy: *Watching the entire train exit the yards* They seemed like very nice ponies. *Walks to the left*

When Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss returned in their train, Candy was gone, but many of the ponies on the railroad formed a cercle suivant to the yard tower, having a discussion.

Hawkeye: *Stops the train* Can toi handle this yourself?
Metal Gloss: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the train, and towards the circle* What's going on toi five?
Dan: One of our...

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause toi only been here a week, and toi keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good jour at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* toi know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...

As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do toi think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, plus mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*...