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"What do toi mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted par a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, arc en ciel Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's château she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And arc en ciel Dash!" Pinkie...

Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....

Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so toi a dit that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...

Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever toi say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have toi ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. toi should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a orange Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to montrer up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...

Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another poney to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help toi send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as toi can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do toi know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a volcan lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...

It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be accueil until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like chocolat mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...

The suivant day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, toi get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to toi as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived par Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....

Con kept chasing canard, drake until he got to a room where plus missiles were being launched.

Drake: toi seemed to have Lost me. Where do toi think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: toi were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are toi doing this, when toi can rejoindre me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see toi Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...

It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and cidre fort, applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with arc en ciel Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...

In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: toi have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, ou sixty years.
Percy: ou maybe sooner than that. toi never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are toi doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson:...

James woke up early suivant morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* ou at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier then usual, and see toi two before toi left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are toi doing up so early?
James: I just...

The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to rejoindre them.
Martha: What are toi talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me rejoindre them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are toi going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, ou later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are toi in there?
James:...