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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carl
Carl
After my first jour of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV ou shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.

Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first jour of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the feu alarm

Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the feu alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.

Carl: Uh-huh. Did toi sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...
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The last solstice

Chapter 31: Fading light - Part 3


“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage a dit after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Driven par a sudden, unexplainable urge, the cobalt stallion rushed outside the room, leaving Celestia behind. As soon as he opened the door he knew something was terribly wrong. Royal guards in heavy armors were running around the spacious hallway, their hooves clashing against the marble floor and the thick walls reverberating the sound of their steps. Higher ranking stallions were shouting commands randomly and most of the guards looked perplexed...
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posted by savana89
i was in the woods Lost my wing hurt i couldnt fly out then i smelled something something odd very odd then i turnd aroud i saw that it was...A TIMBER loup then all of a sudden i saw a pony, but i wasnt any poney it was pricesess luna! she beat up those loups like it was nothing she flew me back to ponyville's hospital a few weeks later i was as good as new i was walking in town when i bumpped in to pinky pie,"HI IM PINKY PIE,you can call me pinky ou pie ou rose ou pp!!!!" "um ill call toi pink" "ok um whats your name?" "oh well pinky-i mean rose call me raindrop dash" "oh your name is like my Friends but her name is arc en ciel daaaaasssshhhh(oh no got to tell dashy)"
posted by silverandroid
"No,no,..NO." The white poney was trotting around her art studio."Uuuggg..." The Mares mane was silver and fill with pant."Why do I have to hide, I'm the only alicorn who is'nt a princess." The poney had a 1 set of wings and 1 horn. BING!
"One moment please." She used her magic to put on her smock, covering her wings."Hello,and wellcome to Silverstars' art boutique. "Hi, My name is Rainbowdash and i was wondering if toi could make me a self portrait.." the blue poney had a arc en ciel main. "why Certainly... miss...miss.." She hadn't herd her name. "Rainbowdash."
"Okey-dokey sit down right there and smile!" Later after it was done... "thanks It is soooo actuate, Silverstar toi are a rocking artist." arc en ciel a dit kindly. "no problem rainbow,... will toi tell your friends... please im new here so that would be great."I sure will Silver!''
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Dad: *Mowing the lawn*
Leonard: *Stops his car near Lewis' dad, and gets out* Mr. Lee? I want to talk to you.
Dad: *Turns off the lawnmower, and runs away*
Leonard: *Flies, and lands in front of Lewis' dad* I don't think so. toi try to run away from an officer again, you'll be arrested. toi haven't broken the law, but your son wants to be with us. If being a cop is what he wants, toi let him have it. Understand?
Dad: I'll kill that worthless bastard.
Leonard: That's it. You're under arrest.
Lewis: *Watching from inside the house*

My dad threatened to kill me, and that was enough for Leonard,...
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 Mare colline Asylum
Mare Hill Asylum
,"so do toi wanna go?" arc en ciel Dash asked. Fluttershy gave a confused look ,"where?" Dash facehoof'd at her Friends question ,"to the asylum..." ,"oh um sure" and with that the two trotted their way out of ponyville and towards Mare colline where the asylum was. ,"what was up with toi earlier?" RD questioned her shy friend and Flutters took in a deep breath ,"I knew somepony who got sent to it..." Rainbow's eye widened ,"are they still alive?" she asked interested in the moment. ,"yes, i won't say where they are now though" Dash just shrugged not caring much about that part. a few minutes and...
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posted by J666
Our story begins with the birth of a young poulain, colt in Cloudsdale. Carameldip paced outside the hospital room awaiting the news. There was a scream of effort and the crying of an infant, than the nurse walked out of the room and looked at Carameldip, who bit his lip in worry. The nurse raised her head and smiled “it’s a boy. Would toi like to see it?” Carameldip nodded and stepped into the room, inside he saw his wife Chocolatecrunch holding a sleeping green poulain, colt in her arms. caramel sat par his wife and she asked “what should we call it?” and he responded with “I don’t know… well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the gym, Richard was waiting for Rick.

Richard: *sees Rick*
Rick: Hello James. Do toi have the money?
Richard: Yeah. All $64,000.
Rick: *takes money* Ah, excellent. I knew I could count on you, and Ian. Where is Ian anyway?
Richard: I don't know.
Rick: *Pushes chest against Richard's chest* You're not wired, are you?
Richard: No. I'll go get Ian, and we'll meet back here, 2 AM. If you're not here, we take the money back.
Rick: Understandable.

Richard left, but he didn't go to get John. He went to Jeff's house.

Richard: *Slowly walks towards entrance* Let's see what you're up to Jeffery. *Looks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...
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1. Whenever toi see apples toi immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" toi say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever toi get mad at someone toi tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and l’amour the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to l’amour ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" toi say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. toi have MLP fan characters.
6. toi tell people to call toi par the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and toi go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If toi see ANYTHING that says "20%" toi burst into laughter.
9. If toi see the word rainbow, toi immediately feel...
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posted by Dragon-88
 This is Flare Azul, Blazin' Blue's gender swapped version of himself.
This is Flare Azul, Blazin' Blue's gender swapped version of himself.
Blazin' is asleep, with his girl Sapphire Scorch now sharing the same lit with him (she decided to live with him). After two hours of undisturbed sleep, a letter suddenly appears on the nightstand suivant to Blazin', and...

Blazin': A letter?? Who the foins, hay sends me a letter at this hour? *sleepily reaches for the letter and falls out of bed*

Sapphire: Eh? Somebody there? *goes back to sleep*

Blazin': Says here-"Signed, Twilight Sparkle". *reads the letter* She wants me to be the one to try her gender swapping spell, which lasts 24 hours. Could be weird going around as a girl for a whole day, but I'll...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
“I sat par my mum, waiting for my aunt, Silver Jewel, to come and visit. Now, being detectives ran in my family, seeing as my dad, aunt, grandpa, great grandpa, and my great grandma were all detectives. In fact, that’s how my great grandparents met. They were both working on a murder case together. Now, back on topic. My aunt arrived that day, and a dit she had a present for me. She took out a box from her saddlebag and gave it to me. So, I opened it. It was, well, just a dull, grey, scruffy, grungy old fedora. I tried to act like I was surprised-in the good way- and like I liked it. She...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at police headquarters.

Toby: A few officers are telling me toi let Jeff escape.
Richard: I didn't want him too sir. He just took me to Santa Neigh, and knocked me out.
Toby: toi cannot let him do that.
Richard: Whatever. I'm still close to arresting Rick Masters. Just tell me where to get enough money to pay him back.
Toby: 302.5.
Richard: What?
Toby: 302.5! toi violated section 302.5! No police officer will go without his/her partner when taking a prisoner somewhere he/she would not be allowed to go to. *Points at John* Where were you?
John: I was, uh-
Richard: He wasn't with me.
Toby: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
par the house that Buddy went into, there was a van. It had Click-Clack, and Ringo in it.

Rice: *get out of car*
Clint: *follows*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Ringo & Click-Clack: *waiting in van*
Cameo pony: *drives train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: Hey, so am I *follows train*
Buddy: *waiting in house*
Rice: *goes toward house*
Buddy: *shoots Rice*
Clint: *looks for Buddy*
Ringo & Click Clack: *come out of van*
Clint: *runs*
Click-Clack: *shoots at Clint*
Clint: *shoots Click-Clack*
Ringo: *Checks Click-Clack*
Clint: *runs over train tracks*
Buddy:...
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>What is your OC's name?
>Snow Flake

>How old is she?
>about the same age as Twilight

>What is her hobby?
>Reading livres and playing guitare (acoustic/electric) She also loves stargazing at Luna's beautiful night

>Does she have any relatives?
>yes,her BBBFF Orion Stardust and their parents Winter Frost and Moonshine Glimmer...also their aunt Moonlight Glow (mom's twin sister)

>What is her personality?
>nice,sweet...cool as ice: always calm and collected and a bit cheerful/always smiling

>problems and we offered them help

>What was the most important...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 SnowFlake
SnowFlake
In Equestria... One jour is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 Friends who wants to be a warriors...


ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...
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 Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
When Pin Tail shot the insane poney in the seconde story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky a dit ,"I think we should déplacer towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the cuisine on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them. 

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy poney that escaped the battle. It only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's time to start the golf match. But toi must wait!

Con: Hello Goldhoof
Goldhoof: Con, nice to meet you.
0008: Hi Con.
Con: Where is your caddy?
Goldhoof: I'm not sure.
Wierdjob: *arrives scaring Con big time*
Goldhoof: lol, toi must excuse wierdjob. He doesn't talk, and does wierd jobs for me.
Con: I noticed.

The match starts, and things get wierd towards the 12th hole.

Goldhoof: *hits golf ball*
Con: Looks like it landed in the rough.
Goldhoof: Damnit

They check to see where it landed.

Con: If toi can't find it, then you'll have a 1 stroke penalty
Goldhoof: What?! That aint fair!
Con: We're doing...
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Chapter Ten: Applejack
    Twilight ushered Discord out, and put up a sound-blocking spell in our little cave. When her horn’s light faded, she spun and glared at Pinkie.
    “Pinkie Pie! How dare toi betray us!” Rarity spat at Pinkie.
    I was surprised and shocked that Rarity was the first to attack Pinkie. She normally understood love, but not when toi were in l’amour with a Draconequus who had turned us against each other, ruled Equestria in a state of chaos, and then returned, asking for forgiveness.
    Rainbow,...
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posted by uberjesus31542
Hello, viewers. This is my first article, do please cut me some slack. Anyway, I'll get right to the point. I need help with a decision. For the past months, I've slowly been transforming into a regular brony. For anyone who doesn't know, a brony is a male viewer of the montrer My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Anyway, recently I have wanted to tell someone. My parents already know, and I have told my other friend, but he wasn't interested. I have been debating on telling my other friends, but they are pretty judgmental. I'm just afraid to have someone go and tell the entire school, thus ruining my chances with any kind of relationship with any girl I like (as far as I know). Any advice?