Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.
Tom: I l’amour dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I l’amour 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And toi don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: toi go there to visit, and the chiens there, toi go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's your dog. So toi can have somepony else's dog, toi go like Hi, wow look at this dog, he likes me. Look at this doggy here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of things to know about them too. Lots of things you'll learn. toi don't know where always, and toi can't remember. For instance, can toi remember that par scratching near the front leg, toi can make one of the back legs déplacer in a circle? *Moves one of his back legs like he's trying to scratch himself*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And toi can also make it stop! When toi stop.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Looks surprised* God damn! I'm in complete control of this dog.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi can also make their head tilt from across the room just par making a funny noise. toi sound like a deflated tire, and the dog goes. *Tilts his head* Whuuutt?!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Oh look honey isn't he CUUUUUUUTE?!?!?!?!? Let's get his head fixed so it stays like that!!!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Do toi ever spell in front of your dog?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Some of them are smart. toi gotta spell. Honey do we have anymore..B-O-N-E-S? They know the sound of B alone. *Bouncing around the stage* Oh the bone, oh the bone. I can't wait for the bone.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Take it easy, take it easy. Then sooner ou later, what's gonna happen with the little dog? Sooner ou later, lying around the lit he's gonna create an incident. He's gonna make one of toi turn around, and say, phew.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sniffs the air, then waves his left front arm around while closing his eyes*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Cindy did toi fart? *Makes a farting noise while impersonating a mare* Now I did. *Makes another farting noise*
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Now I did! *Goes back to his normal voice* Okay, okay, so it wasn't you. And it wasn't me. I know! The dog farted!! Timmy, why did toi fart?!?!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Look at him, he knows he farted!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I've seen his cul, ass open up!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I happened to be looking par chance. But toi see, chiens have nothing to do. There's no job description for a dog. They're forced to wait, for something to happen, that they can get in on. If toi do something, they'll be glad to rejoindre you.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They'll rarely initiate any activity on their own. They're just waiting. Waiting, and waiting, and waiting.
A few crowd members laughed while Tom continued to speak.
Tom: Waiting to get in, waiting to get out. Waiting to eat, waiting to crap, waiting to wake up, waiting to sleep, waiting to go upstairs, waiting to go downstairs. Sometimes they're just waiting to wait.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever see a dog just standing there? *Sticks his tongue out while looking at the ceiling*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He don't know what he's waiting for! But if it happens, he'll be ready.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Just waiting, and waiting.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Waiting for toi to come home. They don't understand time. chiens don't know the different between an heure and a half, and suivant week.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He thinks you're gonna be gone foreva!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's the only time period chiens really understand. Foreva!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's how long they think everything lasts. That's how long they think everything takes!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Foreva, and eva!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever scratch your dog behind it's ears? They l’amour that, they're like oh I l’amour it. You're scratching your dog behind it's ears, and they're loving every seconde of it. Then when toi finally stop! They're like...
Tom looked up at the ceiling, which caused plus laughter from his audience.
Tom: They look at toi like you're a criminal.
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: He thought it was gonna go on, and on. Same thing when toi feed 'em as soon as they're finished, they're like, salut where the fuck's THE FOOD?!?!?!
Crowd: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Tom: They thought it was gonna last foreva. They must think we're gonna be gone forever, because why would they act the way they do when we finally get home? *Bouncing quickly* Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy!! Oh boy!! Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy oh boy!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I thought toi were never gonna get home! I waited and waited. I thought toi were never gonna get home! I didn't know what to do! I didn't know how to operate the can opener!
Crowd: *Laughing, and whistling*
Tom: I didn't know what to do! Oh! *Pants like a dog*
A stallion could be seen closing his eyes while laughing with the other audience members. Others clapped.
Tom: Sometimes you'll forget your hat. Then toi go back after 8 seconds. *Bouncing quickly* Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy you're home!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I tried chasing a bird! I couldn't find the bird! I mean where the fuck's the bird?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Will toi stop that?! I was just HERE!!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Dog don't care. He'll do whatever's next. He don't know what's next, but he'll do something. They'll do two things in a row that don't go together.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever see a dog walking in a room, and then it stops to chew it's back for 18 minutes?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And then when he's finished chewing, as if it were scheduled for right then of course.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And then when he's finished he doesn't even remember where he was gonna go!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Where's he gonna go?! *Walks to the left*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh shit, oh, I think I'm gonna go over here!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, this is nice over here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I think I'll keep coming over here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Then they give toi that doggy look.
Tom stuck his tongue out once again to impersonate a dog which resulted in plus laughter.
Tom: Give toi them eyes, toi know they have such...a great expression, sometimes they even look like us ponies.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They say, oh look, he looks almost like toi Paul.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They look like they know something about your mother!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And not willing to mention it right away.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's that look where they look like they have something they can't quite solve. There's a sad look in their eyes. All the sadness in the world, is right in the eyes of a dog.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Look straight into your dog's eyes, and think of something very sad. And it looks like it's happening to your dog.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Strangest thing, they look at toi like that. *Gives the audience a sad face*
Crowd: *Laughing*
In the suivant part, Tom will discuss cats.
2 B Continued
Tom: I l’amour dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I l’amour 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And toi don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: toi go there to visit, and the chiens there, toi go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's your dog. So toi can have somepony else's dog, toi go like Hi, wow look at this dog, he likes me. Look at this doggy here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of things to know about them too. Lots of things you'll learn. toi don't know where always, and toi can't remember. For instance, can toi remember that par scratching near the front leg, toi can make one of the back legs déplacer in a circle? *Moves one of his back legs like he's trying to scratch himself*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And toi can also make it stop! When toi stop.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Looks surprised* God damn! I'm in complete control of this dog.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi can also make their head tilt from across the room just par making a funny noise. toi sound like a deflated tire, and the dog goes. *Tilts his head* Whuuutt?!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Oh look honey isn't he CUUUUUUUTE?!?!?!?!? Let's get his head fixed so it stays like that!!!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Do toi ever spell in front of your dog?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Some of them are smart. toi gotta spell. Honey do we have anymore..B-O-N-E-S? They know the sound of B alone. *Bouncing around the stage* Oh the bone, oh the bone. I can't wait for the bone.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Take it easy, take it easy. Then sooner ou later, what's gonna happen with the little dog? Sooner ou later, lying around the lit he's gonna create an incident. He's gonna make one of toi turn around, and say, phew.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sniffs the air, then waves his left front arm around while closing his eyes*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Cindy did toi fart? *Makes a farting noise while impersonating a mare* Now I did. *Makes another farting noise*
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Now I did! *Goes back to his normal voice* Okay, okay, so it wasn't you. And it wasn't me. I know! The dog farted!! Timmy, why did toi fart?!?!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Look at him, he knows he farted!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I've seen his cul, ass open up!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I happened to be looking par chance. But toi see, chiens have nothing to do. There's no job description for a dog. They're forced to wait, for something to happen, that they can get in on. If toi do something, they'll be glad to rejoindre you.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They'll rarely initiate any activity on their own. They're just waiting. Waiting, and waiting, and waiting.
A few crowd members laughed while Tom continued to speak.
Tom: Waiting to get in, waiting to get out. Waiting to eat, waiting to crap, waiting to wake up, waiting to sleep, waiting to go upstairs, waiting to go downstairs. Sometimes they're just waiting to wait.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever see a dog just standing there? *Sticks his tongue out while looking at the ceiling*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He don't know what he's waiting for! But if it happens, he'll be ready.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Just waiting, and waiting.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Waiting for toi to come home. They don't understand time. chiens don't know the different between an heure and a half, and suivant week.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He thinks you're gonna be gone foreva!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's the only time period chiens really understand. Foreva!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's how long they think everything lasts. That's how long they think everything takes!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Foreva, and eva!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever scratch your dog behind it's ears? They l’amour that, they're like oh I l’amour it. You're scratching your dog behind it's ears, and they're loving every seconde of it. Then when toi finally stop! They're like...
Tom looked up at the ceiling, which caused plus laughter from his audience.
Tom: They look at toi like you're a criminal.
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: He thought it was gonna go on, and on. Same thing when toi feed 'em as soon as they're finished, they're like, salut where the fuck's THE FOOD?!?!?!
Crowd: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Tom: They thought it was gonna last foreva. They must think we're gonna be gone forever, because why would they act the way they do when we finally get home? *Bouncing quickly* Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy!! Oh boy!! Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy oh boy!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I thought toi were never gonna get home! I waited and waited. I thought toi were never gonna get home! I didn't know what to do! I didn't know how to operate the can opener!
Crowd: *Laughing, and whistling*
Tom: I didn't know what to do! Oh! *Pants like a dog*
A stallion could be seen closing his eyes while laughing with the other audience members. Others clapped.
Tom: Sometimes you'll forget your hat. Then toi go back after 8 seconds. *Bouncing quickly* Oh boy oh boy!! Oh boy you're home!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I tried chasing a bird! I couldn't find the bird! I mean where the fuck's the bird?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Will toi stop that?! I was just HERE!!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and cheering*
Tom: Dog don't care. He'll do whatever's next. He don't know what's next, but he'll do something. They'll do two things in a row that don't go together.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever see a dog walking in a room, and then it stops to chew it's back for 18 minutes?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And then when he's finished chewing, as if it were scheduled for right then of course.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And then when he's finished he doesn't even remember where he was gonna go!!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Where's he gonna go?! *Walks to the left*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh shit, oh, I think I'm gonna go over here!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, this is nice over here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I think I'll keep coming over here.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Then they give toi that doggy look.
Tom stuck his tongue out once again to impersonate a dog which resulted in plus laughter.
Tom: Give toi them eyes, toi know they have such...a great expression, sometimes they even look like us ponies.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They say, oh look, he looks almost like toi Paul.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They look like they know something about your mother!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And not willing to mention it right away.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's that look where they look like they have something they can't quite solve. There's a sad look in their eyes. All the sadness in the world, is right in the eyes of a dog.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Look straight into your dog's eyes, and think of something very sad. And it looks like it's happening to your dog.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Strangest thing, they look at toi like that. *Gives the audience a sad face*
Crowd: *Laughing*
In the suivant part, Tom will discuss cats.
2 B Continued
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poney stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's haut, retour au début student, i always thought there was something plus to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're plus than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted par his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult poney stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's haut, retour au début student, i always thought there was something plus to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're plus than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted par his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.