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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did toi know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask toi to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are toi ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do toi know why our freight engines are painted in yellow and blue?
Tareq: To make it different from the passenger engines?
Jake: Exactly.
Tareq: ...I'm not even going to say anything. *Sees a railroad crossing*
Jake: *Blows the horn*
Tareq: Let me do that. When toi drive, toi can blow the horn. *Blows the horn*
Jake: *Pouting*
Tareq: *Rings the bell, and blows the horn two plus times*
Jake: I thought toi guys would be impressed with my knowledge.
Tareq: toi want my personal advice? Act normal. toi will go through the training exercises just like every other pony. It doesn't matter if toi know plus than us. We montrer toi these things so toi don't screw up.
Jake: But I already know everything you're montrer me.
Tareq: toi want to know what happened to the last poney who a dit that?
Jake: What?
Tareq: It was 1955. A young stallion was driving a train called The Alicornia Fast Mail, bound for San Franciscolt. He was a spitting image of you. At least, on the outside he was. Though he a dit and acted like he knew everything, he forgot to stop at a red signal. Maintenance ponies were fixing the track up ahead, but that young stallion charged towards them, derailed the train, then he crashed and died.
Jake: *Gasps*
Tareq: I should know. I saw him while I was waiting on another track nearby. Taught him the same things I'm teaching toi now on this very train.
Jake: I'll be plus tolerant of your teachings.
Tareq: Thanks John.
Jake: *Extremely angry, his cheeks turn redder* It's Jake!
Tareq: *Glaring at Jake, watching the nerdy stallion calm down*

Both stallions were quiet during the rest of the trip to La Junta. To the right of the train, Jake saw something. There were a few trees in the way, but Jake instantly knew what it was.


Jake: How long has that steam engine been on display?
Tareq: Just a few years. She was taken out of service in '53.
Jake: toi think it'll ever get a chance to run again?
Tareq: toi can dream all toi want.
Jake: I'm gonna save up my money, and start a special railroad that only uses steam engines.
Tareq: I bet the mares will really l’amour toi for that.

They stopped suivant to another freight train.

Tareq: Alright, let's go. *Gets out with Jake*

Two other stallions came from Dodge City in Kansas. They would exchange trains so they could head back to their homes.

Tareq: Alright Jake, this is where toi drive. *Climbs into the cab with Jake* montrer me what toi got.
Jake: *Very happy as he blows the horn twice. He rings the cloche, bell while making the train go forward*
Tareq: Good. Take us back to New Mexicolt.

2 B Continued
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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little poney franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created par me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight a dit "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy a dit "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash a dit "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie a dit "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and a dit "Discord's...
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Source: DeviantArt
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Source: Hasbro
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the seconde i publier it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful jour in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a aléatoire gay thought suddenly popped up in her rose head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama vidéos on YouTube before I started écriture this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope toi guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a jour for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arc en ciel Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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#5: Anthropology par JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's liste of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never lire it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE rose TEMPTATION par CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S arc en ciel DASH par MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this montrer down with the evil chienne Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if toi liked the season finale of season 6 ou not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that cupcakes has some of the greastest fan vidéos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD toi HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL toi SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS toi TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY ou WHATEVER YOUR poney NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did toi spend it all bière again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that jour came and went after toi gave yourself...
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I thought I would have plus ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have plus annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondes after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are plus ou less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their favori tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose chemise and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of l’amour had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired par The l’amour in the Night par Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, toi heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if toi don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank toi for lire and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her château in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of l’amour craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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