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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure toi are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like toi and your Friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Fluttershy, I would like toi and your songbird choir to provide the music.

Fluttershy: Oh my goodness! What an honor!

Saten: I guess (drinks light beer)

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one plus qualified than toi to host the reception.

Pinkie Pie: Hip, hip, hooray!

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, toi will be in charge of the catering for the reception.

Applejack: Well, color me pleased as punch!

Saten: ... What?

Twilight Sparkle: arc en ciel Dash, I would very much appreciate it if toi could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.

arc en ciel Dash: YES!

Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, toi will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.

Rarity: Princess Celestia wants me to– [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh! [thump]

Twilight Sparkle: And as for you, Twilight, toi will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See toi all very soon. Yours, Princess Celestia. But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?

Spike: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give toi this one first.

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia cordially invites toi to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and...[gasp] My brother?!

Applejack: Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight!

Saten (laughs): What an idiot! l’amour doesn't last! (AJ punches him) Well it doesn't.

Rarity: That's great news!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [poor Shining Armor imitation] Hey, Twilight, just thought toi should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when toi get the invitation. [normal] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza?! Who in the hoof is that?! [snort]

Fluttershy: Um, Twilight? Are toi okay?

Saten: She's fine, just her time of of the month.

Saten (voice): (punch) AppleJack, stop!

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F!

Everyone's confused.

Twilight Sparkle: Big Brother Best Friend Forever?

Rest of main cast: Ohhh!

Twilight Sparkle: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only poney I ever really accepted as a friend.



(song):

Twilight: When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly To see how many other ponies I could meet I had my livres to read, didn't know that I would ever need Other ponies to make my life complete But there was one poulain, colt that I cared for I knew he would be there for me My big brother, best friend forever! Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together He taught me how to fly a cerf-volant (Best friend forever!) We never had a single fight (We did everything together!) We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams I miss him plus than I realized It seems...

[Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, arc en ciel Dash, and Rarity] Your big brother, best friend forever Like two peas in a pod, toi did everything together

Twilight: And though he's, oh, so far away I hoped that he would stay My big brother best friend Forever... Forever...


Saten: ... Derpy and I use to sing about salboats an-

Applejack: As one of your P.F.F.'s. poney Friends Forever... I wanna tell toi that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy.

Twilight Sparkle: He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anypony be captain of the Royal Guard.

Rarity: [chirp] So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?

Twilight Sparkle: I guess we are.

Rarity: WHOO-HOO!

Rest of main cast: [excited chattering]

Saten: (shrugs and leaves).

Twilight: Wait.. toi two Saten.. I'll need toi to help me. And anyone else who may need it.

Saten: But toi hate me.

Twilight: I don't hate you. we just like to tease you, cause your the only male in our core group have, besides Spike.. Your like an annoying little brother plus than anything.

Saten: Annoying? At times.. But no way, I hate wedding, nothing will make m- (Twilght gives him friendly Kiss on the cheek) ... I'll start packing.





On the train ride to Canterlot, everyone except Twilight, and an annoyed Saten who still dislkes wedding, happily discusses the wedding, and only cidre fort, applejack notices Twilight's glumness.

When asked, Twilight says that she is still thinking about Shining Armor's neglect of her, though cidre fort, applejack tells her not to worry.





At Canterlot, it is evident that there has been an increase in security: the train passes through a rose protective sphere encasing the city, there are many guards at the station, and Princess Celestia keeps watch with the aid of a telescope from the balcony of the highest tower. Shining Armor is happy to see his sister and affectionately calls her "Twily."

Twilight immediately berates him for not telling her about the wedding, but Shining Armor explains that he had no choice and Princess Celestia wanted an increase in security in response to an exterior threat. Twilight concedes but remains hurt. Shining Armor reassures her that she has always been, and always will be, important to him, and asks her to be his Best Mare.

Shining Armor explains that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is the full name of Cadance, Twilight's former babysitter. Twilight almost instantly cheers up, she always adored Cadence.

However, Twilight sees Cadance jouer la comédie out of character, and rudely brushes Twilight off. Shining Armor announces that Cadance will be monitoring the wedding planning. When he says that they are happy to have Twilight there, Cadance smiles at Twilight malevolently. Twilight finds this suspicious, but Saten says that the only thing suspicious is the lack of beer

Twilight begins overseeing the wedding preparations, starting in a château cuisine cidre fort, applejack has been provided. When Cadance shows up to check the catering, cidre fort, applejack offers her an pomme fritter, which Cadance insincerely calls "delicious." cidre fort, applejack gives Cadance a bag of fritters in case she forgets to stop for a meal, but when cidre fort, applejack turns around, Cadance tosses the fritters into the trash.

Cadance's visits Rarity, who is working in the tower room she stayed at in Sweet and Elite. Twilight begins to describe Cadance's temperamental behavior, but Cadance arrives with her bridesmaids, (Lyra Heartstrings, Minuette, and Twinkleshine). Cadance ignores Rarity's greeting and appraises her dress. She says that she was hoping for plus beading and a longer train, and turns her attention to the bridesmaids' dresses. Displeased, she demands that Rarity make them in a different color, despite the fact that her bridesmaids l’amour their dresses. Rarity is plus than happy to comply with the royal demands, but Twilight calls Cadance "Princess Demandypants" when Cadance is out of earshot.

After nightfall, Cadance meets Pinkie Pie inside the château ballroom. Pinkie presents her flamboyant reception plans, which include a board game, carnival music, and dancing. Cadance compares the setup to a "party for a six-year old," although Pinkie Pie is oblivious to the insult.

Even to Saten, she she is overly rude to him, when he simply asks where the bathroom is.

But Saten, being Saten. Finds this hot.




ARTHUR NOTE:
Not sure what Chrysalis has to gain par jouer la comédie like a spoiled chienne all the time.. I mean, your impersonating one of the nicest characters ever.. So maybe toi should try being a little plus in character when your at least in public.,
Equestria. Have toi ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, toi are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, ou evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, ou send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered par steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who toi calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot par a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
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posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red poney falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H salut cidre fort, applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are toi drunk ou something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* toi really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see toi again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did toi start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a nuage of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
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Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and plus time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: toi got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned par two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than toi my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of toi to say Burt.
Bob: So what do toi plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely déplacer back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my oreiller
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie a dit that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, toi gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt toi
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: toi want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best poney we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something toi got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well toi can't just stop him, and arrest him. toi got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger a dit evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded par biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered par this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather ou not she REALLY thought it was funny, ou was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with plus anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, par Dash's tail.

"Give me a break toi two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, arc en ciel Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years il y a when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly cœur, coeur broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't ours it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This poney warmed his cœur, coeur and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the château gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Can't fight fate

Seriously. Those of toi who have been here for an extended period of time... can't toi feel something's not right here? I certainly feel it. Truth to be told, I've been feeling like that for quite a while now. The club is not what it used to be. The RP activity has dropped (when I came here a an ago, at least 6-7 Rps were in session, now look at the forum section!), the fanart activity is decreasing as well and there are barely any new votes ou quizz questions. This was used to be my “happy place”, where I can get away from all the burdens, complexities and ugliness of...
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