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THE suivant MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a plus mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, toi were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His Friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red poney smiled with joy in his eyes!

Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!

Trixie: ... Future wife.

Saten: Yeah, I see toi being m-

Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.

Saten (annoyed): Just get out!

Squirrely: But toi two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!

Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.

Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!

Saten (annoyed): We don't care!

Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.

Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.

Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.

Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.

Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.

Mousey: So soon!

Skunky: How delightful!

Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!

Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]

Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.

Saten: (annoyed facepalm)

Critters: Awwww.

Beary: But we got to have a manger.

Rabbity: Can toi do it, guys. Can toi build us a manger? Huh?

Critters: (Cheers)

Narrator: "Of course we will build toi a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!

Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.

Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.




Saten and Trixie is such a cute couple.. Even in a South Park retelling..
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Petirep on DeviantART
So. I felt I should make one, final thing before I finally leave this site for good. I just wanted to say that this fan-spot changed my life all those an il y a (2012 MLP:FiM fan-spot was best fan-spot). We went through ups, we went through downs. We fought off trolls, we made great friends. Any of those who remember key events in the formation of this spot, everything from FotM to Fawny to JimmyRustle to the first (and only) Fanatic, toi may get what I mean. I made some of my best Friends on this site, and while we may not all keep in touch as well now as we did then, the friendships I made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.

Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking toi back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!

Two hours later in Denver

Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: That was a very retarded thing for toi to do.
Gordon: I don't give...
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 The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him par Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case toi wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
It's a normal jour like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's favori holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...

Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!

Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?

Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!

Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's favori holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!

Lyra: toi have never been pranked par them before?

Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?

Lyra: Oh...It...
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 Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride


Chapter 5: The rise of the pegasi


“This is outrageous!” my borther Landslide exclaimed with the spark of fury peppering his tone. “Unicornia has existed for plus than a thousand years and I will certainly not allow the kingdom to now break up into two parts!”

It has been two days since we received Forever Wind's disturbing letter about the foundation of the Pegasus Commonwealth. After hearing the news, my siblings immediately came to the château of First Magic to discuss this serious matter.

“How did we end up like this?” Whirling Abyss...
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posted by Dragon4322
 we planned our attack
we planned our attack
I listened in the distance, the sound of a tank rang through my ears and made me unsure of who's tank it was. ,"Sweetie Belle, i heard a tank go check and see if it's ours ou theirs (the changeling's)". my friend nodded and made her way out of the forest. Later she came back ,"Scootaloo! it's ours!" she shouted; i felt excited that we finally had a tank. we all rushed out of the forest to see the big war machine, when Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and arc en ciel Dash finally made our way out of the forest there was the sight of the incredible tank and standing beside it was Twilight, Spike, and Spitfire....
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posted by Dragon4322
 "SWEET CELESTIA....."
"SWEET CELESTIA....."
(As before, Twilight and Spike were told to go to a warehouse and bring supplies to the Ponyville Military) The purple alicorn was getting her saddle bag ready while Spike was making sure they had everything they would need. ,"Spike, Is there anything we're missing?" Sparkle asked the baby dragon ,"No it looks like we are ready" the two opened the door and walked out into Ponyville. As the two were walking Pinkie Pie stopped ,"Hey Twilight, wow thats a lot of stuff toi have where are toi going?" Twi gave a occupied expression on her face.

,"Pinkie, I'm sort of busy can we talk some other time?"...
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? toi here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Jack was walking away from the others, a mare was looking at him. She was called Sally

Professor Something: Sally! Come over to me at once.
Sally: Hmmm, no.
Professor Something: You're not ready for this.
Sally: Yes I am.
Professor Something: *Grabs Sally* No, you're not!!
Sally: Can't toi just let me be? *kicks professor*
Professor Something: Ah *falls out wheel chair*

Sally then followed Jack, as he went for a walk.

Jack: *throws money in jar*
Musical band: Nice work old bean.
Jack: Yeah I guess so. Just like last year, and the an before that. *continues walking*
Sally: *watching*
Jack:...
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What is your OC's name?
>Shredder
>
>How old is he?
>18

>What is his hobby?
>Playing guitar, cuz I'm in a band.

>Does he have any relatives?
>My sister is arc en ciel Dash

>What is his personality?
>What the fuck is that?

>Does he know how to make Friends easily?
>It's kind of the other way around. Everyone wants to make Friends with me.

>Has he met any poney from the mane 6?
>Other then my sister, I've met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight. I might have seen Fluttershy, but I'm not sure

>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
>Going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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 arc en ciel in her own kart (the others were donné their own to find Luna)
Rainbow in her own kart (the others were given their own to find Luna)
Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they divisé, split up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....

Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!

Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!

So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.

Bolt: How many buttons are there!?

Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.

Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they...
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The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2


His first thought was to get the foins, hay out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was plus powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...
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The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO toi HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… ou NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… ou THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND toi HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! toi DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that toi Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need toi to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are toi two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are toi talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
time : 00:00
Dan - hmmm
location : Dan planing room
Jade - maybay...
Dan - nah...
Nikolai - every way come to GoldenHorn...
Dan - toi right...
Nikolai - from raport I get it say he arive to Zebras Hotel tooday on 02:00
Dan - What he up too...
Nikolai - I dont know but we can kill him now...
Dan - ok... be redy Jade
Jade - ok...
time : 01:55
Nikolai and Dan wainting on roof of another hotel to GoldenHorn arrive
Nikolai - cars going....
Dan - Jade toi in
Jade - yup
Nikolai - get redy 5 minutes and he get in to room
5 mintues later
Jade - were is he
*from radio*GoldenHorn - I suspect toi Jade... burn in hell
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A part of Ponyville par 2031
A part of Ponyville by 2031
par the an 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the an that a poney found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called toi here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...
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posted by Snickerz911411
I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could toi all please sign this petition ou something really bad will happen to the internet.

link

Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)

"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.

Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."

That is from the article. Please sign.
From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long il y a there was a pony, a poney who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light rose coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...
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posted by Quillabex
    I took flight up to the sky just right below the clouds, so I could see what I would com against and no surprises. I wonder what's gonna be up there in the La Reine des Neiges North, gotta be prepared for the worst, I thought. Where am I to find Twilight? The La Reine des Neiges North is a big place, she could be anywhere! I flew over Canterlot to see it devastated. Gone. Wiped off the face of Equestria, just like AppleJack said.
    As I flew farther north, the air got colder, and I know I wouldn't last long. If i just keep my mind on finding Twilight, I will make it, I thought....
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