Saten Twist
Twilight Sparkle: I a dit no magic. toi were supposed to do it par hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, if toi hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make plus sense when you're actually setting the table.
Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?
Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess Celestia will be joining us tomorrow night to see how the friendship lessons are going! Starlight Glimmer: If it's just you, me, and Princess Celestia, why are there four seats?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, the whole point is for toi to bring a new friend. That way, the princess will see for herself just how far you've come. And how good a teacher toi have.
Starlight Glimmer: Well, I can't choose. I like all your friends.. Oh, and the red one.
Saten Twist: Hello.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Your still here.
Saten Twist: toi invited me.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh yeah.. Anyway, that's the best part! toi have to make a new friend!
Starlight Glimmer: New friends? Hey, maybe I'll just force friendships par magically enslaving the entire population of Ponyville!
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight!
Starlight Glimmer: Kidding! [laughs nervously]
Saten Twist (creepily): She can enslave me.
Twilight: (elbows him).
Starlight goes around town to try and make a new friend. Pinkie Pie introduces her to Mrs. Cake, but her attempt to impress with a magically whipped-up cake sends the wrong message. cidre fort, applejack introduces Starlight to the laconic Big McIntosh, but her use of magic to make him plus talkative angers Applejack. Rarity tries to help Starlight meet ponies par making her an elaborate dress, but it wouldn't be ready in time for Twilight's dîner the suivant evening. arc en ciel Dashsuggests that Starlight meet Spitfire of the Wonderbolts, but Starlight doesn't know who the Wonderbolts are. She briefly gets along well with Fluttershy's animal friends, but she doesn't think they are what Twilight had in mind.
To get her mind off her growing stress, Starlight gets a spa treatment at the Ponyville jour Spa. There, she meets a poney who is also from out of town and burdened par a dark past, and she is happy to finally meet someone she can relate to.
At Twilight's house, Saten is seen smoking a joint.
Twilight Sparkle: Well.. Least toi stopped drinking.
Saten Twist: (cough) One step at a time.
Suddenly Starlight runs in, cutely like usual.
Saten (startled, drops joint out the window): Crap.. Hope the cops don't find it.
Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, guess what! I made a new friend!
Twilight Sparkle: That's fantastic news!
Starlight Glimmer: She's great!
Twilight Sparkle: Great!
Saten Twist: Yeah. I guess.
Starlight Glimmer: She's powerful!
Twilight Sparkle: Powerful?
Starlight Glimmer: She's—
Trixie: Hello... princess!
Twilight Sparkle: Trixie?!
Saten: Yaaay! Your back!
Trixie Lulamoone: Yes, I've been at the spa. I've been stressed lately. Didn't want toi to see me so stressed out.
Saten Twist: Like it would mat-
Starlight: Twilight knows toi two?
Trixie:
We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a seconde chance, and I appreciate it..
Twilight Sparkle: So, um, what brings toi to Ponyville?
Trixie: The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage montrer of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!
Saten Twist: toi still do the 3rd person thing?
Trixie: Of coarse I do babe.
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight? A moment? Over here?
(Starlight and Saten follow Twilight).
Twilight: [hushed] I know I a dit make Friends with anypony, but, well, with Trixie's past, and your past, I'm not sure she's the bes-
Saten (offended) What are toi trying to say about my girl!?
Twilight: Uhhh..
Saten: montrer she got a little over confident last time. And.. Rude.. But give her a break!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, toi did say anypony, and I just assumed that you'd trust me to make my own Friends the way Princess Celestia trusted you.
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right. I trust you. Just be back in time for the dinner.
Starlight Glimmer: Thanks, Twilight! toi won't regret it!
Twilight Sparkle: I hope not. [sighs]
Trixie: This magic show's gonna be the greatest thing Ponyville's ever seen!
(they leave).
Twilight: (gulps).
Saten: (groans and lights new joint)
Twilight: I'm sorry fo-
Saten: Just drop it girl.
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nuage of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nuage of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Frank Pollanchio
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger a dit evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded par biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered par this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather ou not she REALLY thought it was funny, ou was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger a dit evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded par biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered par this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather ou not she REALLY thought it was funny, ou was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
