I was watching some Yo Mama vidéos on YouTube before I started écriture this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope toi guys have a laugh with this.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a jour for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arc en ciel Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth mur to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the La Reine des Neiges North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks par putting her fat cul, ass on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this article if toi want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a jour for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arc en ciel Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth mur to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the La Reine des Neiges North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks par putting her fat cul, ass on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this article if toi want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
Ten Cents
Moneybit's disguise
Please read this: I am warning toi of a fan fic that will make toi not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet pomme massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death lire cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff toi must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget lire :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven par two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays étoile, star on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's par Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell toi what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just a dit he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping chariot, panier through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have toi ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well toi better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do toi know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.
Our main character for this story is a poulain, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.
Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down rue passing a yellow house*
Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy montrer that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank toi everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank toi very much....
