My Little Poney Article: New Era : Reborn Episode 7

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
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15th May
heure 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*
Alex - *in radio* Hardscope is compromised!
Jade - *breaks doors and stabs the Militia* toi Okay?
Hardscope - Yeah thanks.
Hooffman - Alright guys meet in front of his hiding place.
Hardscope - Let's go *grabs his MP-5*
Jade - *leans to mur and goes on haut, retour au début of house* I'll be waiting! Don't die! *parlour away*
Hardscope - Wait-! Fuck... *goes downstairs*
Militia - *speaks with friend*
Hardscope - *enters alley*
Militia - *open doors in front of him*
Hardscope - *jumps on the militia and stabs him*
Hooffman - All here? Good. Let's déplacer in - on 3. 1. 2-
*doors explode and shattered wood gets stuck in Hardscope as he tells on the ground*
Blaze - Hardscope!
Alex - My friend! *rushes to Hardscope*
Hooffman - *shoots upcoming Militia*
Jade - *throws flashbang*
Al'Hakuim - Hahaha! *shoots himself*
Ghost - They Are around us!
Jade - There is no escape...
Yuri - I'll make one! *sends rockets and destroy house*
Dimitri - Get into the heli!
Alex - *picks up Hardscope*
Hardscope - Gi...ve.... Me... Weapon.
Alex - *gives him handgun*
Hooffman - Come on!
Alex - I got toi buddy a little more. Sir!
Hooffman - *tries to pull him up*
Sniper - *shoots Hooffman in the body 4 times*
Blaze - Dragunov!
Dimitri - We gotta go! *pulls up*
Ghost - Hooffman!!!
Hooffman - *falls out of heli motionless*
Ghost - Hooffmaaaan!
*heli leaves*
Ghost - We could take him with us!
Dimitri - He is dead meat and the sand Strom is coming to us!
Hardscope - ...
Blaze - ...
Alex - ...
Ghost - ... Damn it! *kicks Miniguns on side* Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Yuri - This is Fireteam Reaper. Captain Hooffman is KIA.
Shadow - Copy that Reapers.

To Be.... Continued.

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Seanthehedgehog This is good Dan.

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are toi sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rhum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To toi maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? toi guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what toi say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. toi going...

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Sweet pomme Massicure spoof: PART 11

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have plus ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till suivant time my dear fans :)

I'm suppose to write plus words so here's aléatoire Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."

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papillon Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she a dit yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: toi shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...

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On The Block Episode 7 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a poney named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to cidre fort, applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have toi got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that toi found her. Have toi stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with toi Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would toi like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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As mentioned in the précédant part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned par CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the salade Bowl Express,...

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Enjoy staring at a picture of Applejack, sticking apples into her nose.

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The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a poney in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, toi don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. toi gotta make sure...

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How many characters Tara Strong had voice acted./?

posted by fefe20021

This is all the characters I could find that she has voice acted.There could be plus not on this list.....

Twilight's Voice Actress Tara Strong has done
voices including,

Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Furry Tale Adventures,
Lemmy "Hip" Koopa and Iggy "Hop" Koopa in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World (the tv shows),
Batgirl in The New Batman Adventures,
Dil Pickles from Rugrats,
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls,
Timmy Turner, Poof, and Britney Britney from the Failry Odd Parents (I thought Timmy was obvious),
Raven from Teen Titans,
Ember McLain from Danny Phantom,
Terrence...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are toi a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad toi didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank toi for your...

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The seconde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on canapé lire newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't toi tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked toi if we were going out to dinner, and toi were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured toi wanted to go.
Emily: What gave toi that idea?
Bob: I thought toi were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...

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Dream: a MLP:Fim oneshot 2/3

posted by alinah_09

Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...

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The Beginning: Part24---Ponies Vs Zombies [3]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which toi probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not supprimer them since all that écriture would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

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Worst MLP fanfics I ever read, part 2

posted by Canada24

Okay. So my last liste was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet pomme Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam Lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..

1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The rose Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do toi think I even stumbled abarn sex...

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My review for SNES

posted by Canada24

I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even plus reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one par one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....