Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.

Sunburst: Why?

Saten: toi haven't looked outside, have you?

Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-

Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.

Sunburst: Really?

Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.

Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought toi could help!

Sunburst: Me?

Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!

Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. toi know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did toi hear what he said?

Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.

Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!

Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-

Starlight Glimmer: What do toi mean?!

Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!

Saten: But I thought toi were an important wizard!

Sunburst: Well, toi were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!

Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-

Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).

Sunburst: I know it's hard for toi guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.

Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?

Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!

Spike: Technically, she's plus of a student than a protégé.

Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!

Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard toi were expecting.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard ou not. I'm just surprised. toi always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!

Sunburst: Yeah, well, lire about magic is one thing, but toi don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!

Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, toi don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so amer that toi steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated par Twilight and her friends, so toi travel through time to get back at them, but they beat toi again and teach toi about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what toi did that toi can't make any FRIENDS!

(awkward pause).

Sunburst: Did toi really travel through time?

Spike: See? I told toi he'd be impressed.

Sunburst: I'm sorry we Lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, toi could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped toi to...

Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.

Sunburst: When toi showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told toi the truth.

Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.

Spike: Well, if toi ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!

Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! toi need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the La Reine des Neiges North and fix the Crystal cœur, coeur so the baby can have her Crystalling?

Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!