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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust toi got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do toi think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find plus weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for toi tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. toi stay here with me. If toi can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, toi can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, ou an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.

Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche convertible for speeding.

Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what toi know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
poney 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are toi even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
poney 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell toi about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed suivant time, okay? *Gives the poney a thirty dollar ticket*
poney 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
poney 994: *Driving away*

When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio

Andy: Y7, there's a poney carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a poney carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that poney who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, ou weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, montrer his badge* Hi sir, how are toi doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
poney 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
poney 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*

He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller

Andy: Uh oh.

Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.

Captain Jefferson: So toi had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions toi took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: toi don't shoot anyone unless they open feu on you. What are toi going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet toi know they're guilty. What do toi do if they do nothing?

The three ponies stayed silent.

Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if toi butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having toi guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.

2 B Continued
Well, here we go. My first NSFW article ever. Please don't feel horrified at what toi are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the sûr, sans danger side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny jour when a poney with a sniper fusil, carabine was looking at a mare swimming. The poney with the fusil, carabine was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the haut, retour au début of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an heure later, a poney was walking. This poney was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the liens to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train par himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
cidre fort, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth petit gâteau, cupcake toi had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, cidre fort, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet pomme Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...
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