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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They a dit to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - toi will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 seconde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project for now.

Dan - V-1.3 Colonel-Vindicem Sunshine V-1.4 Sergant BlackCrow and V-1.5 Private First Class HawkEye

--Project GATE--



>>>Transport Car
Void - *looks at cealing*
Snowflake - *sighs*
Radio - V-2 Come in.
Void - *picks up radio* This is V-2 copy.
Radio - You're almost at the gate copy.
Void - Right. Over.
Radio - Transmission Over.
Hawkeye - This is bullshit. Why us.
Void - Because were trained.
Hawkeye - Were being putted in co-oped camp with Germans and Bolsheviks. Stupid commies and neo-nazis.
Void - Calm down...

3 hours later

Void - Everyone suited your equipment well?
*everyone nods*
Void - I don't want toi to freeze to death. *open doors*
General -Welcome to hell Lads!

*Imperial Office*

Militarius - Come in!
Void - *salutes* Hello sir.
Militarius - My favori Liberator. What is it?
Void - My Ponies ask for additional upgrades for their Valkyries!
Militarius - Listien... We are the Imperial Elites - Replication Forces and Liberator such as yourself - a poney that I trust to sit in Liberator Concuil should know it's out of thinking. There is only three Liberator spots so don't lose yours.
Void - But sir...
Militarius - No buts...
Militus - *walks in* salut toi were mere Liberator once too give this kid a head up. Just upgrade em. Their in V squads. Elites in elites toi may say.
Militarius - Ekhem. I will see what I can do alright!?
Void - Yes sir also there is one plus thing. However I would like announce that it got accepted but... *gives papers*
Militus - They disagree with rising age requirement for army... Eh...
Militarius - Unfortunately we need to follow them and let 10 years olds die on the battlefield.

*camp*
Snowflake - It's really cozy here.
corbeau, corneille - It really is.
Sunshine - I can't belive we are putted in such horble environment.
corbeau, corneille - Well were in army now.
Snowflake - Why peace can't stay with us.
Void - *walks in in his Officer Attire* Eh... This job is... Boring. Paperwork most the times.
Hawkeye - Time will tell when we gonna attack...





TBC
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting suivant to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying toi were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the jour February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did toi think of Gordon's actions when he told toi to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: toi can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if toi will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset par what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When toi say surprised, do toi mean like an angry kind of surprised, ou just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling plus coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is plus like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the poney Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a l’espace station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: salut you. Are toi Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do toi want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What toi just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please feu me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't feu you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and cidre fort, applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first cidre fort, applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and a dit it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity a dit finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" cidre fort, applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the suivant to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought toi two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have toi two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will toi get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of toi sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad toi have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know toi just returned, but I need toi to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I montrer you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want toi to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a poney will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented plus ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years ou so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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