Joel - toi guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...
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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - toi talk like toi were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..
Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first call me Jake...
*Jake enters thru doors in skull mask and armor*
Jake - And I have plans with toi REALLY hard stuff but it will set toi up for years...
Joel - Years?
Jake - We gonna steal royal crown from princess Luna head.
Damien - Oh daumn!
Joel - woa.
Stevsn - Holy shit.
Jake - I told you... Ending New an with a bang. Literally and not. So listien up here is plan.
Damien - *enters room* Good jour princess Luna.
Luna - Oh good eavning.
Damien - May I ask where toi bought that dress?
Luna - Oh it was made in...
Joel - She took the bait *sits in security room*
Jake - What's with security *drinks at table, tableau in main palace room*
Joel - Sleeping tight *looks at dead guard body*
Jake - And Stevsn?
Steven - *stands in garage already with hostages* Pretty easy. I have lure shot on military police... Where is Celestia?
Jake - Damien may shot her and now she is in hospital... It's already new year... Hmmm... *walks to staff only room*
Guard - Sir it- *gets shot*
Jake - Tch... *wears mask* *takes drill and Kevlar out of hidden spot* alright starting drilling in..
Ponies - 5... 4... 3... 2...
Jake - 1! *starts selling as fireworks shoot off*
Ponies - Happy new year!
Damien - *puts mask on and takes out silenced five seven* Nice bedroom Princess Luna!
Luna - *about to scream*
Damien - *aims at her * Don't even think about it not only toi will die but all the guests. Hand over the crown.
Joel - How's vault?
Jake - All that money... Ours! Throwing it I'm van right now... Around 1500K? No even more...
Joel - Crown?
Damien - Got it... Luna handcuffed so she won't déplacer and call for help fast.
Joel - Good. And escape?
Steven - *silence*
Joel - Steven
Steven - *Guard voices in background* S-Sorry *uses thermite on self*
Damien - Shit toi idiot everyone meet up at escape point!
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Escape point
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Joel - Shit...
*Guards and Steven melted bodies are in there*
Jake - Well he did got shot... *grabs slightly melted mask* but
He made us an escape.
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...
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After action - safehouse
---
Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - toi talk like toi were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..
Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first call me Jake...
*Jake enters thru doors in skull mask and armor*
Jake - And I have plans with toi REALLY hard stuff but it will set toi up for years...
Joel - Years?
Jake - We gonna steal royal crown from princess Luna head.
Damien - Oh daumn!
Joel - woa.
Stevsn - Holy shit.
Jake - I told you... Ending New an with a bang. Literally and not. So listien up here is plan.
Damien - *enters room* Good jour princess Luna.
Luna - Oh good eavning.
Damien - May I ask where toi bought that dress?
Luna - Oh it was made in...
Joel - She took the bait *sits in security room*
Jake - What's with security *drinks at table, tableau in main palace room*
Joel - Sleeping tight *looks at dead guard body*
Jake - And Stevsn?
Steven - *stands in garage already with hostages* Pretty easy. I have lure shot on military police... Where is Celestia?
Jake - Damien may shot her and now she is in hospital... It's already new year... Hmmm... *walks to staff only room*
Guard - Sir it- *gets shot*
Jake - Tch... *wears mask* *takes drill and Kevlar out of hidden spot* alright starting drilling in..
Ponies - 5... 4... 3... 2...
Jake - 1! *starts selling as fireworks shoot off*
Ponies - Happy new year!
Damien - *puts mask on and takes out silenced five seven* Nice bedroom Princess Luna!
Luna - *about to scream*
Damien - *aims at her * Don't even think about it not only toi will die but all the guests. Hand over the crown.
Joel - How's vault?
Jake - All that money... Ours! Throwing it I'm van right now... Around 1500K? No even more...
Joel - Crown?
Damien - Got it... Luna handcuffed so she won't déplacer and call for help fast.
Joel - Good. And escape?
Steven - *silence*
Joel - Steven
Steven - *Guard voices in background* S-Sorry *uses thermite on self*
Damien - Shit toi idiot everyone meet up at escape point!
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Escape point
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Joel - Shit...
*Guards and Steven melted bodies are in there*
Jake - Well he did got shot... *grabs slightly melted mask* but
He made us an escape.
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One plus coup de poing will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued