Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.
Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.
Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.
Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll help us out for sure.
Jebediah: Right. I'll go tell him now. *Goes into the saloon*
Tom: *Walks up to Flim & Flam* Excuse me.
Flim: Yes?
Tom: toi two look new here.
Flam: That's because we are.
Flim: What can we help toi with?
Tom: I don't suppose toi ever heard of The or Gunslinger.
Flim: No.
Flam: We haven't.
Tom: Well, he's a friend of mine, looking for two ponies to rejoindre his gang. I think toi two have what it takes.
Flim: A gang, huh?
Flam: Do toi guys steal things in this gang?
Tom: Why are toi asking?
Flim: Because we like to steal things.
Flam: Can we rob a bank as soon as we rejoindre you?
Tom: Sure, but first toi gotta go talk to the big stallion himself.
Just outside of Cactus City.
Harry: *Shoots six bottles lined up in front of a rock*
Pierce: Well done.
Harry: Thanks. *Reloads his gun*
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives with Applejack, and Rarity* Excuse me.
Pierce: Yes? *Looks at the three mares* Holy smokes. Harry, get a load of these ladies.
Harry: *Looking at the three mares, and hearts appear in his eyes*
Pierce: Are they gorgeous, ou what?
Applejack, and arc en ciel Dash blushed while looking towards the ground, but Rarity had a different reaction.
Rarity: Gorgeous? Why, thank you. toi two are very sexy.
arc en ciel Dash & Applejack: *Stop blushing, and whispering to each other* Oh great.
arc en ciel Dash: She just called them sexy.
Applejack: Take out the Y, and what do toi get?
arc en ciel Dash: Sex. She's gonna be doing that non stop, and we need her help.
Applejack: She ain't gonna be much help if she gets laid 24/7.
arc en ciel Dash: We better get out of here. *To the stallions* It was nice meeting toi two, but we better head into town. *Grabs Rarity, and flies as fast as she can*
Applejack: *Following arc en ciel Dash*
Pierce: Wait, what town are toi heading into?
arc en ciel Dash: *Points to Cactus City* That one.
Harry: They can't go there.
Pierce: We have to stop them before it's too late.
They ran after the three ponies.
2 B Continued
Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.
Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.
Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll help us out for sure.
Jebediah: Right. I'll go tell him now. *Goes into the saloon*
Tom: *Walks up to Flim & Flam* Excuse me.
Flim: Yes?
Tom: toi two look new here.
Flam: That's because we are.
Flim: What can we help toi with?
Tom: I don't suppose toi ever heard of The or Gunslinger.
Flim: No.
Flam: We haven't.
Tom: Well, he's a friend of mine, looking for two ponies to rejoindre his gang. I think toi two have what it takes.
Flim: A gang, huh?
Flam: Do toi guys steal things in this gang?
Tom: Why are toi asking?
Flim: Because we like to steal things.
Flam: Can we rob a bank as soon as we rejoindre you?
Tom: Sure, but first toi gotta go talk to the big stallion himself.
Just outside of Cactus City.
Harry: *Shoots six bottles lined up in front of a rock*
Pierce: Well done.
Harry: Thanks. *Reloads his gun*
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives with Applejack, and Rarity* Excuse me.
Pierce: Yes? *Looks at the three mares* Holy smokes. Harry, get a load of these ladies.
Harry: *Looking at the three mares, and hearts appear in his eyes*
Pierce: Are they gorgeous, ou what?
Applejack, and arc en ciel Dash blushed while looking towards the ground, but Rarity had a different reaction.
Rarity: Gorgeous? Why, thank you. toi two are very sexy.
arc en ciel Dash & Applejack: *Stop blushing, and whispering to each other* Oh great.
arc en ciel Dash: She just called them sexy.
Applejack: Take out the Y, and what do toi get?
arc en ciel Dash: Sex. She's gonna be doing that non stop, and we need her help.
Applejack: She ain't gonna be much help if she gets laid 24/7.
arc en ciel Dash: We better get out of here. *To the stallions* It was nice meeting toi two, but we better head into town. *Grabs Rarity, and flies as fast as she can*
Applejack: *Following arc en ciel Dash*
Pierce: Wait, what town are toi heading into?
arc en ciel Dash: *Points to Cactus City* That one.
Harry: They can't go there.
Pierce: We have to stop them before it's too late.
They ran after the three ponies.
2 B Continued
WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: salut ponies wanna go on a bucking poney adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, arc en ciel Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, arc en ciel and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did toi say toi were bucking scared? (...................)
Twilight Sparkle: salut ponies wanna go on a bucking poney adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, arc en ciel Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, arc en ciel and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did toi say toi were bucking scared? (...................)
Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
arc en ciel Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
arc en ciel Dash:THE question I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!
arc en ciel Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
arc en ciel Dash:THE question I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!