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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several plus ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a poney in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come out with your hooves up.
Adrenaline: What should we do?
Larry: If we try to attack from here, Castalini dies. We better do what they say, for now.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Scaletta Mafia: Are toi coming in, ou what?!!?
Larry: Yeah, we're coming in!

Walking into the house with their hooves up, they were greeted par another pony.

Scaletta poney 3: Welcome back to your Don's house.
Larry: Speaking of Castalini, where is he?
Scaletta poney 56: Upstairs.

Larry, and Adrenaline get pushed up the stairs, and were brought to Don Castalini's room on the left.

Don Castalini: I'm glad to see toi two are safe.
Adrenaline: Same to you.
Larry: What's all this about?
Scaletta poney 36: We found out toi two aren't really Italian.
Scaletta poney 58: Despite that, toi got made, and joined Castalini. Now toi all know, toi can only get made in the Equestrian mafia if you're 100% Italian.
Larry: How did toi find out we weren't Italian?
Scaletta poney 3: We did our homework. Took a look in both of your family's history. Wilcox, you're 50% German, and 50% French. Rush, you're all British. Both of toi were born in the United States.
Adrenaline: So what? You're gonna kill us ou something?
Scaletta poney 3: You're a genius Adrenaline. It all starts with your Don.
Larry: Not if I have something to say about it. *Grabs a poulain, colt 45, and shoots all three of the Scaletta ponies in the room*
Scaletta Ponies that are downstairs: Well, they killed Castalini, and the non-Italians. Let's go. *Leaving*
Adrenaline: *Waits for them to leave*
Scaletta Ponies: Wait a second. Where are the others? *Walking back into the house*
Larry: This can't be good. They're coming back.
Adrenaline: Then toi know what to do *Takes a Tommygun from a dead Scaletta pony*
Don Castalini: *Opens a drawer par his bed, and grabs two .44 Magnums*
Larry: Yes I do. *Grabs his M14*
Adrenaline: *Waits for them*
Scaletta Ponies: Okay, we know toi killed those guys Castalini. Come on downstairs, and let's settle this once, and for all!
Larry: I'll go first. *Starts to walk downstairs, and shoots four Scaletta ponies*
Scaletta Ponies: *Taking cover in the room*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them*
Larry: There's five of them!!
Scaletta poney 2: *Shoots Larry*
Larry: Ah! *The bullet hits, and breaks his glasses. He falls down*
Don Castalini: *Shoots four of the Scaletta ponies*
Scaletta poney 1: *Shoots Don Castalini*
Larry: *Gets back up, and shoots the poney that shot Don Castalini*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them while taking cover*
Larry: They're dead. *Kneels, and sees Don Castalini* So is the Don.
Adrenaline: Goddamn Scalettas.
Larry: One of us has to take his spot.
Adrenaline: Why not you? You've earned it.
Larry: Okay. I'll do it.

Song: link

After Larry became the new Don of the Castalini mafia, the Scaletta's started a mob war against him.

The Castalini's won, and defeated both the Scaletta, and Mondoro gangs after one month.

Adrenaline became seconde in command of the Castalini's, and became famous for robbing 2.5 million dollars in diamonds from a bank in Honolulu in 1960.

Larry Wilcox remained as Don until 1966, when he was drafted in the United States army to fight in Vietnam. He was shot, and killed in combat.

The End

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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there toi are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on haut, retour au début of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on haut, retour au début of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit par signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... toi was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your cul, ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : toi right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen par Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no toi don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are toi kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to déplacer but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this poney
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: toi see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do toi think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, toi there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a rapporter of a poney trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cendrillon II: Dreams Come True. I hope that toi will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny jour in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, ou just relaxing their jour away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other plus often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are toi waiting for? Stab me if toi can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are toi doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, toi are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive toi now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed toi to do toi need any help dashy"
"ya can toi um(looks aroud) can toi clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back toi must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE toi SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are toi okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do toi have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do toi need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he a dit he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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