Later that jour Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.
Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight ou anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?
Derpy: But toi DID tell someone.. toi told "us".
Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.
Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]
Pinkie: Did toi take that from Pound Cake again? Don't toi know it's wrong to steal from a baby?
Rarity: What's all this about a baby?
Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who a dit something about a baby?!
Rarity: toi did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were toi talking about?
Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..
Rarity: What are toi doi-
Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).
Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).
Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...
Saten: toi have any asprine?
Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).
MEANWHILE
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. toi can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds toi of what?
Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.
Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight ou anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?
Derpy: But toi DID tell someone.. toi told "us".
Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.
Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]
Pinkie: Did toi take that from Pound Cake again? Don't toi know it's wrong to steal from a baby?
Rarity: What's all this about a baby?
Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who a dit something about a baby?!
Rarity: toi did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were toi talking about?
Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..
Rarity: What are toi doi-
Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).
Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).
Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...
Saten: toi have any asprine?
Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).
MEANWHILE
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. toi can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds toi of what?
Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail ou will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cœur, coeur is pure (her cœur, coeur is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail ou will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cœur, coeur is pure (her cœur, coeur is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this