Later that jour Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.
Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight ou anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?
Derpy: But toi DID tell someone.. toi told "us".
Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.
Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]
Pinkie: Did toi take that from Pound Cake again? Don't toi know it's wrong to steal from a baby?
Rarity: What's all this about a baby?
Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who a dit something about a baby?!
Rarity: toi did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were toi talking about?
Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..
Rarity: What are toi doi-
Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).
Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).
Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...
Saten: toi have any asprine?
Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).
MEANWHILE
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. toi can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds toi of what?
Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.
Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight ou anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?
Derpy: But toi DID tell someone.. toi told "us".
Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.
Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]
Pinkie: Did toi take that from Pound Cake again? Don't toi know it's wrong to steal from a baby?
Rarity: What's all this about a baby?
Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who a dit something about a baby?!
Rarity: toi did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were toi talking about?
Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..
Rarity: What are toi doi-
Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).
Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).
Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...
Saten: toi have any asprine?
Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).
MEANWHILE
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. toi can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds toi of what?
Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.
me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer faucon punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer faucon punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
