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Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arc en ciel Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few minutes later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing suivant to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are toi enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well suivant time Celestia is intoxicated, toi should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than arc en ciel Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told toi that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear plus clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just toi wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, arc en ciel Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some vodka cupcakes.
arc en ciel Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* salut my blue amigo. How are toi feeling?
arc en ciel Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No toi wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, toi can go. *Walking away*
arc en ciel Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
arc en ciel Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did toi get your wings healed par Amtrak?
arc en ciel Dash: Yes. I'm going accueil now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
arc en ciel Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: toi have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards arc en ciel Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do toi think you're going? *Blocking arc en ciel Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
arc en ciel Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
arc en ciel Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are toi going to do?
arc en ciel Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
arc en ciel Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make toi break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and arc en ciel Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: toi wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. toi heard everything. toi were spying on us.
arc en ciel Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking arc en ciel Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two plus stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now toi blue brat. Didn't toi see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
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Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is arc en ciel Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take arc en ciel Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are toi going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, toi must go save arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do toi mean me go? toi go, toi have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that toi were arc en ciel Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really arc en ciel Dash's friend, toi will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend arc en ciel Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
2 B Continued
Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arc en ciel Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few minutes later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing suivant to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are toi enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well suivant time Celestia is intoxicated, toi should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than arc en ciel Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told toi that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear plus clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just toi wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, arc en ciel Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some vodka cupcakes.
arc en ciel Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* salut my blue amigo. How are toi feeling?
arc en ciel Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No toi wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, toi can go. *Walking away*
arc en ciel Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
arc en ciel Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did toi get your wings healed par Amtrak?
arc en ciel Dash: Yes. I'm going accueil now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
arc en ciel Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: toi have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards arc en ciel Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do toi think you're going? *Blocking arc en ciel Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
arc en ciel Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
arc en ciel Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are toi going to do?
arc en ciel Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
arc en ciel Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make toi break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and arc en ciel Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: toi wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. toi heard everything. toi were spying on us.
arc en ciel Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking arc en ciel Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two plus stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now toi blue brat. Didn't toi see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
Song (Start it at 0:04): link
Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is arc en ciel Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take arc en ciel Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are toi going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, toi must go save arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do toi mean me go? toi go, toi have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that toi were arc en ciel Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really arc en ciel Dash's friend, toi will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend arc en ciel Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
2 B Continued
Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Mojo
Jojo
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are toi ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now toi died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are toi ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now toi died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
Nutty
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this arc en ciel Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poney to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced par Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this arc en ciel Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poney to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced par Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting plus of these soon. ^^
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
