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Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed par Sean and arc en ciel Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the poney Alliance.
Nazi: What do toi want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. toi are our leader.
Eggman: I want toi to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, ou just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do toi want us to do?
Eggman: Make plus tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.

Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.

Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and toi ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are toi keeping me here?
Twilight: Because toi have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are toi talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because toi don't deserve it.

Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.

Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
arc en ciel Dash: *Stops suivant to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see toi two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad toi decided to not kill yourself par standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
arc en ciel Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are toi kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
arc en ciel Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
arc en ciel Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
arc en ciel Dash: So, where are toi going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
arc en ciel Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the seconde floor, and add plus tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
arc en ciel Dash: Why don't toi come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
arc en ciel Dash: Would toi rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since toi put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. toi let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
arc en ciel Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. toi know that? *Gets in arc en ciel Dash's car*

And so, Sean and arc en ciel Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.

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The last we saw our heroes, the horrible King cobra was just attacking; his body was not affected par the icy breeze caused par Snowflake. But before we return to them, let's travel hundreds of feet below the earth, in a barely lit cavern. Laying around the light were Princess Cadence and Princess Luna. Leaning up against the closest mur was a large mirror. As Luna and Cadence lay asleep, the mirror began to glow and rattle. Luna awoke, startled. She nudged Cadence, and they summoned the last of their strength, preparing to fight. Out of the mirror walked a fellow poney with a purple and black...
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The last solstice

Chapter 19: A small victory


Celestia looked up from the book she was lire and glanced at the window. The Sun was about the plummet behind the tall mountains on the horizon, its orange rays shone into the Princesses room. It was still warm, but the autumn coolness was already lurking in the background, the white alicorn could feel its soft touch in the evening breeze. Her vision wandered to the wallclock and Celestia acknowledged with satisfaction, that she calculated the time perfectly par the position of the fiery orb above. Of course, her mild and short-lived joy was not...
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"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my livres can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight a dit to prime Pinkie.

"Are toi sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the livres they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, rose friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...
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Scootaloo and her two Friends were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even plus can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's arc en ciel Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS l’amour you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your seconde mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would toi three shut the hell...
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