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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 102: Crisis Plus Crisis Equals Bad News
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:59 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Arrive in Hawkeye's car*
Metal Gloss: Today is great.
Hawkeye: Yes it is. I wonder what Pete has for us today.
Pete was standing in front of a mirror, frowning. He was very sad that his mane was starting to turn from yellow to white.
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Metal Gloss* Hello Pete.
Pete: Good morning.
Metal Gloss: What do toi have for us?
Pete: I want toi two to take a freight train into Denver. You're delivering water, gravel, and steel.
Hawkeye: Sounds like they're going to build a new water tower.
Pete: It's possible.
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Leaves to get to their train*
Pete: *Looks at himself in the mirror again* I'm glad they didn't say anything about my hair.
In the yards, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss saw a few ponies standing par the fuel tank where the engines were refueled.
Metal Gloss: What's all the commotion about?
Hawkeye: I hate to tell toi the truth, but I think we're out of fuel. *Runs with Metal Gloss to the tank*
Mirage: *With Dan, and Mike* This is the third time we have run out of fuel!
Dan: Don't worry, I heard we'd get some plus in 3, 2, 1.
A tank car landed behind them.
Mirage & Mike: *Looking behind them*
Mirage: Is that it?
Dan: See for yourselves my friends.
Mike: *Opens the haut, retour au début of the tank car*
Mirage: *Looks inside* Yes, that is fuel, but I don't think it's enough.
Dan: It's better than nothing.
Mike: How did toi make that car fall down like that?
Dan: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Metal Gloss* What happened?
Mirage: We're having a shortage on fuel again.
Hawkeye: Me, and Metal Gloss are going to Denver in a freight train. We might be able to bring some back to you.
Dan: If toi have enough fuel in your engines of course.
Metal Gloss: We should.
Hawkeye: And if we don't, we'll just take plus from there, and a few other engines if we have to.
2 B Continued
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 102: Crisis Plus Crisis Equals Bad News
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:59 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Arrive in Hawkeye's car*
Metal Gloss: Today is great.
Hawkeye: Yes it is. I wonder what Pete has for us today.
Pete was standing in front of a mirror, frowning. He was very sad that his mane was starting to turn from yellow to white.
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Metal Gloss* Hello Pete.
Pete: Good morning.
Metal Gloss: What do toi have for us?
Pete: I want toi two to take a freight train into Denver. You're delivering water, gravel, and steel.
Hawkeye: Sounds like they're going to build a new water tower.
Pete: It's possible.
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Leaves to get to their train*
Pete: *Looks at himself in the mirror again* I'm glad they didn't say anything about my hair.
In the yards, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss saw a few ponies standing par the fuel tank where the engines were refueled.
Metal Gloss: What's all the commotion about?
Hawkeye: I hate to tell toi the truth, but I think we're out of fuel. *Runs with Metal Gloss to the tank*
Mirage: *With Dan, and Mike* This is the third time we have run out of fuel!
Dan: Don't worry, I heard we'd get some plus in 3, 2, 1.
A tank car landed behind them.
Mirage & Mike: *Looking behind them*
Mirage: Is that it?
Dan: See for yourselves my friends.
Mike: *Opens the haut, retour au début of the tank car*
Mirage: *Looks inside* Yes, that is fuel, but I don't think it's enough.
Dan: It's better than nothing.
Mike: How did toi make that car fall down like that?
Dan: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Metal Gloss* What happened?
Mirage: We're having a shortage on fuel again.
Hawkeye: Me, and Metal Gloss are going to Denver in a freight train. We might be able to bring some back to you.
Dan: If toi have enough fuel in your engines of course.
Metal Gloss: We should.
Hawkeye: And if we don't, we'll just take plus from there, and a few other engines if we have to.
2 B Continued
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what toi want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sans réponse questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poney Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what toi want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta sans réponse questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, poney Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything toi guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving toi people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving toi people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
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