Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed par any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is rejoindre this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when toi get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, toi get kicked out of the lobby par the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*

As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both rejoindre the cop server.

Mortomis: toi know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*

The chargement screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.

Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought toi wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: toi need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on haut, retour au début of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, toi can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe

Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are toi doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can montrer me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving toi drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: toi mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No toi bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give toi two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If toi get one plus ticket, the host will kick toi out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an Audi into the mur which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did toi push me into the wall?
Kadillack: toi were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but toi ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, toi do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving toi a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!

90 secondes later

98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving toi a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: toi got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope toi rejoindre my lobby again.

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