Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Nikki West from Jade_23

And introducing Dan from Someonebutnoone

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Meadow West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest stars

Putnam from SeanTheHedgehog
arc en ciel Dash as Amanda Thompson

Episode 94: S.L.U.T
Date: February 3, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

A brand new Rolls Royce pulled into the parking lot of Cheyenne's train station.

Putnam: *Parks in front of the station*
Dan: Are we ready to inspect this railroad?
Amanda: I am.
Putnam: So am I.
Dan: Let's do this.

In Pete's office, this song started playing out of nowhere: link

Dan: *Enters the office with Amanda and Putnam* Good jour to toi sir, we are here to inspect your section of The Union Pacific.
Pete: Really? I never got a message about this.
Putnam: He's not prepared.
Pete: I think you're the ones that aren't prepared, for failing to notify me ahead of time.
Amanda: Why don't we start the inspection with your station?
Pete: Who are toi guys anyway?

The song stops as Putnam glares at Pete.

Putnam: What did toi just say?!
Pete: Who are toi guys?
Dan: toi never heard of us!
Pete: no.
Putnam: *Slams his hooves on Pete's desk* We are S.L.U.T!
Pete: Did I hear toi correctly? You're sluts?
Putnam: No, our company name is S.L.U.T. It's short for Super Legitimate Utilitarian Train inspectors. One word, not two.
Pete: That doesn't even make any sense.
Amanda: Stop stalling, and montrer us your station.
Pete: Fine. Follow me.

At the station platform, Hawkeye stopped his train at the station, s’embrasser Metal Gloss in the process.

Hawkeye: *Sees Pete with the S.L.U.T ponies* salut Pete! Who are these guys?
Dan: He doesn't know who we are either!!!!
Pete: Calm down. *To Hawkeye* Pierce, these three ponies are part of a company called S.L.U.T.
Metal Gloss: What does that mean?
Amanda: Super Legitimate Utilitarian Train inspectors.
Pete: One word, not two.
Hawkeye: I don't remember Pete telling us about an inspection.
Dan: The station is fine, montrer us your train yard.
Pete: Right this way.

Pete left the station, taking the S.L.U.T's with him.

2 B Continued